Category: Funny

McTimber vs. McFarmer

A farmer is a person engaged in agriculture, raising living organisms for food or raw materials. The term usually applies to people who do some combination of raising field crops, orchards, vineyards, poultry, or other livestock.

A lumberjack is a worker in the logging industry who performs the initial harvesting and transport of trees for ultimate processing into forest products. The term usually refers to a bygone era (before 1945 in the United States) when hand tools were used in harvesting trees.

“Eye of the Tiger” is a song by American rock band Survivor. It was released in May 1982 as a single from their third album Eye of the Tiger. It was written at the request of actor Sylvester Stallone, who was unable to get permission for Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust”.

In order to cater to local tastes and culinary traditions, and often in respect of particular laws or religious beliefs, McDonald’s offers regionalized versions of its menu among and within different countries. As a result, products found in one country or region may not be found in McDonald’s restaurants in other countries.

Bibbo Hotdog Dance

In the Philippines, hotdogs are eaten as is, in a bun with an optional selection of condiments, or with rice and condiments.

Common hot dog ingredients include meat trimmings and fat.

Batang Bibbo! (Bibbo Kid!) is a weekly 30-minute interactive show specifically designed for Filipino children with ages three to six years. Produced by GMA Network in cooperation with CDO-Foodsphere, Inc. (makers of Bibbo Hotdog).

Dance is a type of art that generally involves movement of the body, often rhythmic and to music. It is performed in many cultures as a form of emotional expression, social interaction, or exercise, in a spiritual or performance setting, and is sometimes used to express ideas or tell a story.

Don’t fight, Switch to the Nokia Lumia 920 Windows Phone

Nokia Lumia 920 is a smartphone developed by Nokia that runs the Windows Phone 8 operating system.

Nokia was the world’s largest vendor of mobile phones from 1998 to 2012.

Orphée aux enfers (Orpheus in the Underworld) is an opéra bouffon (a form of operetta), or opéra féerie in its revised version, by Jacques Offenbach. The “Infernal Galop” from Act II, Scene 2, is famous outside classical circles as the music for the “Can-can” (to the extent that the tune is widely, but erroneously, called “Can-can”).

McDonalds SpongeBob Happy Set

SpongeBob SquarePants (often referred to simply as SpongeBob) is an American animated television series, created by animator Stephen Hillenburg. SpongeBob has gained popularity in Japan, specifically with Japanese women. Nickelodeon’s parent company Viacom purposefully targeted marketing at women in the country as a method of the SpongeBob SquarePants brand. Skeptics initially doubted that SpongeBob could be popular in Japan as the character’s design is very different to already popular designs for Hello Kitty and Pikachu.

A “Happy Meal” is a form of kids’ meal specifically marketed at children sold at the fast-food chain McDonald’s since June 1979. A toy is typically included with the food, both of which are usually contained in a box or paper bag with the McDonald’s logo. The packaging and toy are frequently part of a marketing tie-in to a popular film, TV show, or toy-line. In Japan, it was called Okosama Lunch from 1987 to 1988, then Okosama Set from 1988 to 1995 (Okosama is a polite word for “child”), before being renamed to Happy Set.

Hyperactivity is a physical state in which a person is abnormally active. The majority of studies show no connection between sugar and hyperactivity. This belief is especially prevalent among parents and teachers who claim that children’s behavior often gets more rowdy, excited and energetic after they eat too many sugary foods and drink too many sugary drinks (such as chocolates/sweets or soft drinks).

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Yes, Santa has an iPod and Playlists

Switch was an advertising campaign launched by Apple Computer (now Apple Inc.) on June 10, 2002. It featured what the company referred to as “real people” who had “switched” from the Microsoft Windows platform to the Mac. The Switch campaign, while distinctive, was not very effective, and was gradually phased out in 2003.

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” is an American Christmas song with music and lyrics by Tommie Connor. The original recording by Jimmy Boyd on 15 July 1952 when he was 13 reached #1 on the Billboard charts in December 1952, and on the Cash Box chart at the beginning of the following year.

The iPod is a line of portable media players designed and marketed by Apple Inc. The first line was released on November 10, 2001.

In its most general form, a playlist is simply a list of songs. They can be played in sequential or shuffled order.

John William “Will” Ferrell (born July 16, 1967) is an American comedian, impressionist, actor, and writer. One winter, he even served as a mall Santa Claus.

Don’t Mess With Nature

Speight’s is a brewery in Dunedin, New Zealand. Speight’s is famous for its promotional branding based on being ‘a real southern man’ and being ‘the pride of the south’.

The Kea (Nestor notabilis) is a large species of parrot (superfamily Strigopoidea) found in forested and alpine regions of the South Island of New Zealand. The Kea’s notorious urge to explore and manipulate makes this bird a pest for residents and an attraction for tourists.

Litter consists of waste products that have been disposed of improperly, without consent, in an inappropriate location. To litter means to throw (often man-made) objects onto the ground and leave them as opposed to disposing of them properly.