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		<title>Miller Lite Protection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miller Lite is a 4.2% abv pale lager brand sold by MillerCoors of Chicago, Illinois, United States. A protection racket is an extortion scheme whereby a criminal group or individual coerces a victim (usually a business) to pay money, supposedly for protection services against violence or property damage. Frank Vincent (born August 4, 1939) is [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Lite" target="_blank">Miller Lite</a></strong> is a 4.2% abv pale lager brand sold by MillerCoors of Chicago, Illinois, United States.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protection_racket" target="_blank">protection racket</a></strong> is an extortion scheme whereby a criminal group or individual coerces a victim (usually a business) to pay money, supposedly for protection services against violence or property damage.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Vincent" target="_blank">Frank Vincent</a></strong> (born August 4, 1939) is an American actor, musician, author and entrepreneur. He often plays a gangster and works both in features and television [and] played the New York Boss Phil Leotardo in the HBO series The Sopranos.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Starr_%28actor%29" target="_blank">Michael &#8220;Mike&#8221; Starr</a></strong> (born July 29, 1950) is an American actor. Starr is notable for his large size, standing 6 ft 3 1/2 in (192 cm), and has typically been typecast as thugs or henchmen.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>You Know When You&#8217;ve Been Tango&#8217;d</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/10/07/you-know-when-youve-been-tangod/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 06:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tango is a carbonated soft drink sold primarily in the United Kingdom and Ireland, first launched by Corona in 1950. The first &#8220;ironic&#8221; campaign introduced the now-common catchphrase &#8220;You know when you&#8217;ve been Tango&#8217;d&#8221;, produced by advertising agency HHCL. The campaign began in 1991 with an ad featuring a man being slapped around the face [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tango_%28drink%29">Tango</a></strong> is a carbonated soft drink sold primarily in the United Kingdom and Ireland, first launched by Corona in 1950. The first &#8220;ironic&#8221; campaign introduced the now-common catchphrase &#8220;You know when you&#8217;ve been Tango&#8217;d&#8221;, produced by advertising agency HHCL. The campaign began in 1991 with an ad featuring a man being slapped around the face by a portly man painted orange (Peter Geeves) immediately after drinking Tango. It received widespread condemnation after a craze for &#8220;Tangoing&#8221; people swept the nation&#8217;s playgrounds, and there were reports of children receiving serious injuries or even being deafened by being slapped on the ears.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HHCL">HHCL</a></strong> (formally Howell Henry Chaldecott Lury and Partners) was a London based advertising agency prominent in the 1990s. HHCL&#8217;s most celebrated piece of work was a commercial for Tango in 1991 (co-written by Trevor Robinson OBE). The ad took soft drinks advertising away from US lifestyle and planted it firmly on the streets of Britain. When a young man drinks some Tango, a large orange man runs up to him and slaps him on the face &#8211; the &#8216;hit of real oranges&#8217; &#8211; while two astounded commentators report on the action. The commercial was voted the third best commercial of all time by Channel 4 in the UK. After children began copying the orange man&#8217;s slap, the commercial was banned and reshot with the orange man planting a kiss on the Tango drinker.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Schick Protector Blue Metal Pride</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/06/16/schick-protector-blue-metal-pride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Schick is a brand of safety razors by Wilkinson Sword, a subsidiary of Energizer Holdings. While second in sales to Gillette globally, Schick is the top selling brand of safety razors and blades in Japan. Mark Coleman (born December 20, 1964) is an American mixed martial artist, professional wrestler, former NCAA collegiate wrestler and former [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schick_%28razors%29">Schick</a></strong> is a brand of safety razors by Wilkinson Sword, a subsidiary of Energizer Holdings. While second in sales to Gillette globally, Schick is the top selling brand of safety razors and blades in Japan.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Coleman">Mark Coleman</a></strong> (born December 20, 1964) is an American  mixed martial artist, professional wrestler, former NCAA collegiate wrestler and former Olympic amateur wrestler.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanderlei_Silva">Wanderlei César da Silva</a></strong>, nicknamed &#8220;The Axe Murderer&#8221;, is a Brazilian mixed martial artist, who has competed in Japan&#8217;s  Pride Fighting Championships and the American based Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_Fighting_Championships">Pride Fighting Championships</a></strong> (Pride or Pride FC for short) was the biggest mixed martial arts organization in the world, based in Japan.</p></blockquote>
<p>For more <strong><a href="http://videoichiban.com/">Japanese Commercials</a></strong>, check out <strong><a href="http://videoichiban.com/">Video Ichiban</a></strong>.</p>
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		<title>Tim Loves Doritos</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/02/09/tim-loves-doritos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A shuriken (Japanese 手裏剣; literally: &#8220;sword hidden in the hand&#8221;) is a traditional Japanese concealed weapon that was generally for throwing, and sometimes stabbing or slashing. They are sharpened hand-held blades made from a variety of everyday items such as needles, nails, and knives, [Doritos brand flavored tortilla chips] as well as coins, washers, and [...]]]></description>
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A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuriken">shuriken</a></strong> (Japanese 手裏剣; literally: &#8220;sword hidden in the hand&#8221;) is a traditional Japanese  concealed weapon that was generally for throwing, and sometimes stabbing or slashing. They are sharpened hand-held blades made from a variety of everyday items such as needles, nails, and knives, [Doritos brand flavored tortilla chips] as well as coins, washers, and other flat plates of metal.</p></blockquote>
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<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai">Samurai</a></strong> (侍)  is the term for the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan. By the end of the 12th century, samurai became almost entirely synonymous with bushi (武士), and the word was closely associated with the middle and upper echelons of the warrior class.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLIV">Super Bowl XLIV</a></strong> was an American football game pitting the American Football Conference (AFC) champion Indianapolis Colts against the National Football Conference (NFC) champion New Orleans Saints to decide the National Football League (NFL) champion for the 2009 season.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>For many years, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> advertised heavily during the Super Bowl.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Krung Thai Bank Domestic Thriller</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Krung Thai Bank Public Company Limited (KTB, ธนาคารกรุงไทย, 鷹泰銀行) is the second-largest bank in Thailand. The company holds assets worth approximately US$28 billion and maintains a branch network of over 500 domestic branches and 12 international locations, including Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Taipei. In cooking, a chef&#8217;s knife, also known as a French knife, is [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krung_Thai_Bank">Krung Thai Bank Public Company Limited</a></strong> (KTB, ธนาคารกรุงไทย, 鷹泰銀行) is the second-largest bank in Thailand. The company holds assets worth approximately US$28 billion and maintains a branch network of over 500 domestic branches and 12 international locations, including Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Taipei.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In cooking, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef%27s_knife">chef&#8217;s knife</a>, </strong>also known as a French knife, is a cutting tool used in food preparation. Today it is the primary general-utility knife for most Western cooks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_(payment)">bill</a></strong> is a document requesting payment for an order previously supplied. Presentation of a bill is common practice on the part of restaurants, credit card companies, utilities, and other service providers. Common reasons for failure to pay a bill on time or at all include disorganization, forgetfulness, health problems that leave the customer out of commission to make payment, dispute of the charges on the bill, or difficulty in affording the bill.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Now That&#8217;s Brisk, Balboa</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 04:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lipton is one of the world&#8217;s best-known and best-selling brands of both hot leaf and ready-to-drink tea. Iced tea is a form of cold tea, often served in a glass over ice. It may or may not be sweetened. Iced tea is also a popular packaged drink. Clay animation is one of many forms of [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipton">Lipton</a></strong> is one of the world&#8217;s best-known and best-selling brands of both hot leaf and ready-to-drink tea.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced_tea">Iced tea</a></strong> is a form of cold tea, often served in a glass over ice. It may or may not be sweetened. Iced tea is also a popular packaged drink.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_animation">Clay animation</a></strong> is one of many forms of stop motion animation. Each animated piece, either character or background, is &#8220;deformable&#8221;â€”made of a malleable substance, usually Plasticine clay. The portmanteau term &#8220;Claymation&#8221; is a registered trademark in the United States, registered by Will Vinton in 1978 to describe his clay animated films.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Balboa">Robert &#8220;Rocky&#8221; Balboa</a></strong>, Sr. is a fictional boxer, portrayed by Sylvester Stallone who has appeared in the Rocky series from 1976 to 2006.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Nuts About Bridgestone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bridgestone is currently ranked first in the global [tire] market, with Michelin second and Goodyear third. Unlike rabbits or deer, squirrels cannot digest cellulose and must rely on foods rich in protein, carbohydrates, and fat. Early spring is the hardest time of year for squirrels, since buried nuts begin to sprout and are no longer [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgestone">Bridgestone</a></strong> is currently ranked first in the global [tire] market, with Michelin second and Goodyear third.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Unlike rabbits or deer, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel">squirrels</a></strong> cannot digest cellulose and must rely on foods rich in protein, carbohydrates, and fat. Early spring is the hardest time of year for squirrels, since buried nuts begin to sprout and are no longer available for the squirrel to eat, and new food sources have not become available yet.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Among other things, the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_advertising">Super Bowl</a></strong>, the championship game of the National Football League (NFL) in the United States, is known for the high-profile advertisements that are aired during its television broadcast. Because the Super Bowl is a very highly rated program, prices for advertising space can cost millions of dollars.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I Am Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In May 2006, in promotion of the Texas Double Whopper, Burger King released a campaign called the &#8220;Manthem&#8221; which parodies Helen Reddy&#8217;s I Am Woman. It depicts a man and his girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Disappointed by the meager portions he is served, the man bursts into song, expressing his desire for a Texas [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In May 2006, in promotion of the Texas Double Whopper, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_advertising">Burger King released a campaign</a></strong> called the &#8220;Manthem&#8221; which parodies Helen Reddy&#8217;s I Am Woman. It depicts a man and his girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Disappointed by the meager portions he is served, the man bursts into song, expressing his desire for a Texas Double Whopper, in place of what he deems &#8220;chick food.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Woman">&#8220;I Am Woman&#8221;</a></strong> is a song cowritten by Helen Reddy and singer/songwriter/guitarist Ray Burton and performed by Reddy. Released in its most well-known version in 1972, the song became an enduring anthem for the womenâ€™s liberation movement.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>New Hai Karate drives women right out of their minds</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai Karate was a budget aftershave on sale in the United States and the United Kingdom during the 1960s and the 1970s, and derives its notability from its position as an icon of nostalgia. As a unique marketing ploy, in the early days each bottle of Hai Karate came with a small self-defense instruction booklet, [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hai_Karate">Hai Karate</a></strong> was a budget aftershave on sale in the United States and the United Kingdom during the 1960s and the 1970s, and derives its notability from its position as an icon of nostalgia. As a unique marketing ploy, in the early days each bottle of Hai Karate came with a small self-defense instruction booklet, to help wearers defend themselves against women.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate">Karate</a></strong> (ç©ºæ‰‹, Karate), or karate-dÅ (ç©ºæ‰‹é“, karate-dÅ), is a martial art developed from indigenous fighting methods from the RyÅ«kyÅ« Islands, Chinese kempo, and classical Japanese martial arts. It is known primarily as a striking art, featuring punching, kicking, knee/elbow strikes, and open-handed techniques, but grappling, joint manipulations, locks, restraints/traps, throws, and vital point striking also appear.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Refreshing Brahma beer extinguishes voodoo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brahma is a Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. The brands are now owned by the Company InBev; formed by a merger between Companhia de Bebidas das AmÃ©ricas AmBev; and Interbrew. It is famous for its innovative advertising which has won many awards at festivals such as [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma_%28beer%29">Brahma</a></strong> is a Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. The brands are now owned by the Company InBev; formed by a merger between Companhia de Bebidas das AmÃ©ricas AmBev; and Interbrew. It is famous for its innovative advertising which has won many awards at festivals such as Cannes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In folk-magic and witchcraft, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet">poppet</a></strong> is a doll made to represent a person, for casting spells on that person (such as healing, fertility, or binding spells). These dolls may be fashioned from such materials as a carved root, grain or corn shafts, a fruit, paper, wax, a potato, clay, branches, or cloth stuffed with herbs. The intention is that whatever actions are performed upon the effigy will be transferred to the subject. This use of poppets is known as &#8220;image magic&#8221;. They are also known as Poppits and Pippies. Sometimes these dolls are mistakenly called &#8220;voodoo dolls&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Michelob Ultra just got a little bit darker</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 15:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Michelob] takes its name from a speciality beer developed by Adolphus Busch in 1896 as a &#8220;draught beer for connoisseurs&#8221;. The early 21st century saw in the U.S. a demand for diet beer similar to that of the early 1970s, and in 2002 the Michelob line responded with the introduction of Michelob Ultra, advertised as [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelob">Michelob</a></strong>] takes its name from a speciality beer developed by Adolphus Busch in 1896 as a &#8220;draught beer for connoisseurs&#8221;. The early 21st century saw in the U.S. a demand for diet beer similar to that of the early 1970s, and in 2002 the Michelob line responded with the introduction of Michelob Ultra, advertised as being low in carbohydrates. Later Michelob Ultra Amber, a darker, more flavorful beer, was added to this sub-line.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8216;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_football_%28American%29">Touch football</a></strong>&#8216; is a version of American football originally developed by the U.S. Navy in the 1940&#8242;s in which the players &#8220;tackle&#8221; the individual carrying the ball only by touching him [or her] with one or two hands, based on whether one is playing the one-hand touch or two-hand touch variety, as opposed to tackling him bodily to the ground or forcing a knee to touch the ground, as is normal in traditional rules versions of the game.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XL">Super Bowl XL</a></strong> was the 40th Super Bowl, the championship game of the National Football League (NFL). The game was played on February 5, 2006 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan, following the 2005 regular season.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advertising_in_the_Super_Bowl">Super Bowl commercials</a></strong> are high-profile advertisements which air during the Super Bowl. Thirty seconds of advertising time cost $2.6 million due to the extremely large audience, typically over 90 million viewers.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Molson Canadian on the Moon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to alcoholic beverages, Molson owns a 20% stake in the Montreal Canadiens, who historically have been the NHL&#8217;s most successful hockey team. They also sponsor the Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings. [Alan] Shepard smuggled a makeshift six iron golf club and [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In addition to alcoholic beverages, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson">Molson</a></strong> owns a 20% stake in the Montreal Canadiens, who historically have been the NHL&#8217;s most successful hockey team. They also sponsor the Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[Alan] Shepard smuggled a makeshift six iron golf club and two golf balls to the moon on <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_14#Mission_notes">Apollo 14</a></strong>, and took several swings (one-handed, due to the limited flexibility of the EVA suit). He exuberantly, and somewhat whimsically, exclaimed that the second ball went &#8220;miles and miles and miles&#8221; in the lunar gravity, but later estimated it actually went 200 to 400 yards (180 to 365 meters).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A&amp;W Silly Jewelery</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:38:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A&#038;W [Root Beer] was first brewed in June 1919, in Lodi, California by Roy Allen. Allen sold the nickel root beer at a roadside stand at a parade for returning World War I veterans. Along with partner Frank Wright, Allen began A&#038;W Restaurants, giving the root beer its name as well as eventually selling other [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_Root_Beer">A&#038;W [Root Beer]</a></strong> was first brewed in June 1919, in Lodi, California by Roy Allen. Allen sold the nickel root beer at a roadside stand at a parade for returning World War I veterans. Along with partner Frank Wright, Allen began A&#038;W Restaurants, giving the root beer its name as well as eventually selling other food. At some A&#038;W Restaurants the root beer is still prepared fresh, this accounting for the fact that the taste varies at each restaurant.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T">Mr. T</a></strong> was once reported to be earning around $80,000 a week for his role in The A-Team and getting $15,000 for personal appearances, but by the end of the 1990s, he was appearing only in the occasional commercial, largely because of health problems.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mr. T get some nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1995, Snickers launched a website to support its sponsorship of Euro &#8217;96, a pan-European football tournament. The website was groundbreaking in soliciting match previews and reviews from its visitors, who generated some 4,000 match reports, and the website won various international design, advertising and online community awards. In the early 2000s, deep fried candy [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 1995, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers">Snickers</a></strong> launched a website to support its sponsorship of Euro &#8217;96, a pan-European football tournament. The website was groundbreaking in soliciting match previews and reviews from its visitors, who generated some 4,000 match reports, and the website won various international design, advertising and online community awards.</p>
<p>In the early 2000s, deep fried candy bars (including Snickers, and Mars bars) became quite popular at U.S. state fairs and in pubs around the U.K. and Australia, although they had been a local specialty in some North of England and Scottish fish and chip shops since at least the mid-1990s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T">Mr. T</a></strong> (born Laurence Tureaud on May 21, 1952) is an iconic actor known for his roles as Sgt. &#8220;B. A.&#8221; Baracus in the 1980s television series The A-Team, as boxer James &#8220;Clubber&#8221; Lang in the 1982 film Rocky III, and for his numerous appearances in the WWF and pro-wrestling. He is also well-known for his distinctive mohawk hairstyle and for wearing an excessive amount of gold jewelry. He currently stars in the reality show I Pity the Fool, shown on TV Land; the title of which comes from his Rocky III catchphrase.</p>
<p>He has also appeared on some Comcast commercials, and in the United Kingdom advertises the chocolate bar Snickers with the slogan &#8220;Get some nuts!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Forking IKEA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 22:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IKEA is a privately-owned, international, low-cost home products retailer that sells modern, utilitarian design furniture, much of which is assembled by the consumer. IKEA was founded in Sweden by Ingvar Kamprad and it is owned by a Dutch-registered foundation controlled by the Kamprad family. IKEA is an acronym comprising the initials of the founder&#8217;s name, [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA"><strong>IKEA</strong></a> is a privately-owned, international, low-cost home products retailer that sells modern, utilitarian design furniture, much of which is assembled by the consumer. IKEA was founded in Sweden by Ingvar Kamprad and it is owned by a Dutch-registered foundation controlled by the Kamprad family. IKEA is an acronym comprising the initials of the founder&#8217;s name, Ingvar Kamprad, and home village, Elmtaryd, Agunnaryd.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In Western etiquette, there are two primary styles for using a knife and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_etiquette"><strong>fork</strong></a> while eating. The style used mostly in the United States of America, which sometimes called the zigzag method, differs from the style mostly used in Europe and British Commonwealth countries.</p></blockquote>
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