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		<title>Doggone Pancho Wins the La Primativa Lottery</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[El Gordo de la Primitiva (the big one), commonly known as El Gordo, is one of the Loterías y Apuestas del Estado (Spanish state lotteries). A lottery is a form of gambling which involves the drawing of lots for a &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/08/24/doggone-pancho-wins-the-la-primativa-lottery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Gordo_de_la_Primitiva">El Gordo de la Primitiva</a></strong> (<em>the big one</em>), commonly known as El Gordo, is one of the Loterías y Apuestas del Estado (Spanish state lotteries).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery">lottery</a></strong> is a form of gambling which involves the drawing of lots for a prize. The word stems from the Dutch word loterij, which is derived from the noun lot meaning fate or destiny. Lottery is outlawed by some governments, while others endorse it to the extent of organizing a national or state lottery.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_training">Dog training</a></strong> is the process of teaching a dog to perform certain actions in response to certain commands which the dog is trained to understand.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>You &amp; Your Johnson</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/07/08/you-your-johnson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 05:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnson Outboards was a US based manufacturer of outboard motors. Bombardier Recreational Products no longer sells outboard motors under the Johnson brand as they have moved all sales entirly to Evinrude Outboard Motors. However they maintain the Johnson brand and &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/07/08/you-your-johnson/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Outboards">Johnson Outboards</a></strong> was a US based manufacturer of outboard motors. Bombardier Recreational Products no longer sells outboard motors under the Johnson brand as they have moved all sales entirly to Evinrude Outboard Motors. However they maintain the Johnson brand and continue to service and offer parts for existing Johnson outboards.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_Recreational_Products">Bombardier Recreational Products</a></strong> or BRP is a Canadian company that traces its roots back to the year 1942 when Joseph-Armand Bombardier founded L&#8217;Auto-Neige Bombardier Limitée in Valcourt in the Eastern Townships, Quebec.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>An <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outboard_motor">outboard motor</a></strong> is a propulsion system for boats, consisting of a self-contained unit that includes engine, gearbox and propeller  or jet drive, designed to be affixed to the outside of the transom and are the most common motorized method of propelling small watercraft.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term sexual <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innuendo">innuendo</a></strong> has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a &#8220;risque&#8221; double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Schick Protector Blue Metal Pride</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/06/16/schick-protector-blue-metal-pride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Schick is a brand of safety razors by Wilkinson Sword, a subsidiary of Energizer Holdings. While second in sales to Gillette globally, Schick is the top selling brand of safety razors and blades in Japan. Mark Coleman (born December 20, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/06/16/schick-protector-blue-metal-pride/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schick_%28razors%29">Schick</a></strong> is a brand of safety razors by Wilkinson Sword, a subsidiary of Energizer Holdings. While second in sales to Gillette globally, Schick is the top selling brand of safety razors and blades in Japan.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Coleman">Mark Coleman</a></strong> (born December 20, 1964) is an American  mixed martial artist, professional wrestler, former NCAA collegiate wrestler and former Olympic amateur wrestler.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanderlei_Silva">Wanderlei César da Silva</a></strong>, nicknamed &#8220;The Axe Murderer&#8221;, is a Brazilian mixed martial artist, who has competed in Japan&#8217;s  Pride Fighting Championships and the American based Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_Fighting_Championships">Pride Fighting Championships</a></strong> (Pride or Pride FC for short) was the biggest mixed martial arts organization in the world, based in Japan.</p></blockquote>
<p>For more <strong><a href="http://videoichiban.com/">Japanese Commercials</a></strong>, check out <strong><a href="http://videoichiban.com/">Video Ichiban</a></strong>.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Monkey With Catherine Zeta-Jones&#8217; Visa Card</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/06/08/dont-monkey-with-catherine-zeta-jones-visa-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2008, according to The Nilson Report, Visa held a 38.3% market share of the credit card marketplace and 60.7% of the debit card marketplace in the United States. Catherine Zeta Jones (born 25 September 1969), now hyphenated as Catherine &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/06/08/dont-monkey-with-catherine-zeta-jones-visa-card/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 2008, according to The Nilson Report, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_Inc.">Visa</a></strong> held a 38.3% market share of the credit card marketplace and 60.7% of the debit card marketplace in the United States.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_Zeta-Jones">Catherine Zeta Jones</a></strong> (born 25 September 1969), now hyphenated as Catherine Zeta-Jones, is a Welsh  actress, currently based in the United States.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Fruit makes up 65–90 percent of the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan">orangutan</a></strong> diet. Fruits with sugary or fatty pulp are favored.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana">[Bananas]</a></strong> are native to tropical Southeast Asia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in Papua New Guinea.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>If You Want To Be Happy Eat More Chee·tos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 14:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until the late 1990s-early 2000s, the brand name [Cheetos] contained an interpunct (Chee·tos appeared on the packaging), but it has since been removed. Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/05/31/if-you-want-to-be-happy-eat-more-chee%c2%b7tos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Until the late 1990s-early 2000s, the brand name [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheetos">Cheetos</a></strong>] contained an interpunct (Chee·tos appeared on the packaging), but it has since been removed.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese">Cheese</a></strong> is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Humans typically have five <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe">toes</a></strong>.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Smothers">Tom Smothers</a></strong> (born Thomas Bolin Smothers III on February 2, 1937)  is an American comedian, composer  and musician, best known as half of the musical comedy team the Smothers Brothers, alongside his younger brother Dick.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>We Don&#8217;t Care How Your Photocopier Gets Broken</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/03/27/we-dont-care-how-your-photocopier-gets-broken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 08:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Xerographic office photocopying was introduced by Xerox in 1949, and it gradually replaced copies made by Verifax, Photostat, carbon paper, mimeograph machines, and other duplicating machines. There have been many standard sizes of paper at different times and in different &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/03/27/we-dont-care-how-your-photocopier-gets-broken/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Xerographic office <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photocopier">photocopying</a></strong> was introduced by Xerox in 1949, and it gradually replaced copies made by Verifax, Photostat, carbon paper, mimeograph machines, and other duplicating machines.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>There have been many <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_size">standard sizes of paper</a></strong> at different times and in different countries, but today there are two widespread systems in use: the international standard (A4 and its siblings) and the North American sizes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttock">buttocks</a></strong> (singular: buttock) are rounded portions of the anatomy located on the posterior of the pelvic region of apes and humans, including many other bipeds or quadrupeds.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity">Obesity</a></strong> is a medical condition in which excess body fat has accumulated to the extent that it may have an adverse effect on health, leading to reduced life expectancy and/or increased health problems.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Not You When You&#8217;re Not Eating Snickers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Betty Marion White (born January 17, 1922) is an American actress, comedienne and former television host with a career spanning over sixty-five years. White appeared alongside Abe Vigoda in an advertisement for Snickers during the 2010 Super Bowl XLIV. The &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/02/15/youre-not-you-when-youre-not-eating-snickers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_White">Betty Marion White</a></strong> (born January 17, 1922) is an American actress, comedienne and former television host with a career spanning over sixty-five years. White appeared alongside Abe Vigoda in an advertisement for Snickers  during the 2010 Super Bowl XLIV. The ad won the top spot on the USA Today Super Bowl Ad Meter.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda">Abraham Charles &#8220;Abe&#8221; Vigoda</a></strong> (born February 24, 1921) is an American  movie and television actor. Vigoda appeared alongside Betty White in a Snickers commercial that debuted during Super Bowl XLIV on February 7, 2010.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In 1930, the Mars family introduced its second product, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers">Snickers</a></strong>, named after their favorite horse.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Tim Loves Doritos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A shuriken (Japanese 手裏剣; literally: &#8220;sword hidden in the hand&#8221;) is a traditional Japanese concealed weapon that was generally for throwing, and sometimes stabbing or slashing. They are sharpened hand-held blades made from a variety of everyday items such as &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/02/09/tim-loves-doritos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuriken">shuriken</a></strong> (Japanese 手裏剣; literally: &#8220;sword hidden in the hand&#8221;) is a traditional Japanese  concealed weapon that was generally for throwing, and sometimes stabbing or slashing. They are sharpened hand-held blades made from a variety of everyday items such as needles, nails, and knives, [Doritos brand flavored tortilla chips] as well as coins, washers, and other flat plates of metal.</p></blockquote>
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<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai">Samurai</a></strong> (侍)  is the term for the military nobility of pre-industrial Japan. By the end of the 12th century, samurai became almost entirely synonymous with bushi (武士), and the word was closely associated with the middle and upper echelons of the warrior class.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLIV">Super Bowl XLIV</a></strong> was an American football game pitting the American Football Conference (AFC) champion Indianapolis Colts against the National Football Conference (NFC) champion New Orleans Saints to decide the National Football League (NFL) champion for the 2009 season.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>For many years, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> advertised heavily during the Super Bowl.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Pepsi Monks Ask For More</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The original Pepsi-Cola recipe was available from documents filed with the court at the time that the Pepsi-Cola Company went bankrupt in 1929. The original formula contained neither cola nor caffeine. Breaking is a martial arts skill that is used &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/01/10/pepsi-monks-ask-for-more/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The original <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi">Pepsi-Cola</a></strong> recipe was available from documents filed with the court at the time that the Pepsi-Cola Company went bankrupt in 1929. The original formula contained neither cola nor caffeine.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_%28martial_arts%29">Breaking</a></strong> is a martial arts skill that is used in competition, demonstration and testing. During promotion testing, many styles of martial arts require that students demonstrate their skills by executing breaks; the difficulty of a required break depends on the rank for which the student is testing. Failure to execute a required break is often sufficient grounds for failure of a promotion test.
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaolin_Kung_Fu">Shaolin Kung Fu</a></strong> refers to a collection of Chinese martial arts that claim affiliation with the Shaolin Monastery.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Introducing Hardee&#8217;s Biscuit Holes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In American English, a &#8220;biscuit&#8221; is a small bread made with baking powder or baking soda as a leavening agent rather than yeast. A small spherical piece of dough may be cooked as a doughnut hole. The simplest icing is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2010/01/08/introducing-hardees-biscuit-holes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In American English, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit">&#8220;biscuit&#8221;</a></strong> is a small bread made with baking powder or baking soda as a leavening agent rather than yeast.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A small spherical piece of dough may be cooked as a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut">doughnut</a></strong> hole.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The simplest <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_%28food%29">icing</a></strong> is a glacé icing, containing icing sugar and water.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>While <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardee%27s">Hardee&#8217;s</a></strong> has experienced extensive changes in its lunch and dinner menus over the years, its breakfast menu has remained largely unchanged. As a result, Hardee&#8217;s still retains significant customer loyalty.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A1 Steak Sauce Makes Meat Loaf Sing</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A1 is a steak sauce and condiment for use with meat or game dishes. Rock musician and singer Meat Loaf is the current spokesman for the steak sauce, appearing in TV commercials for the product, to promote its new slogan: &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/12/16/a1-steak-sauce-makes-meat-loaf-sing/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A1_Steak_Sauce">A1</a></strong> is a steak sauce and condiment for use with meat or game dishes. Rock musician and singer Meat Loaf is the current spokesman for the steak sauce, appearing in TV commercials for the product, to promote its new slogan: &#8220;A1 &#8211; Makes beef sing.&#8221; In his commercial for the product, the slogan is &#8220;Makes Meat Loaf sing.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatloaf">Meatloaf</a></strong> is a meat dish consisting of ground meat (usually ground beef or a combination of ground beef and lamb, or pork), which is formed into a loaf shape and baked or smoked. The loaf shape is formed by either cooking it in a loaf pan, or forming it by hand on a flat baking pan.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Michael Lee Aday (born Marvin Lee Aday; September 27, 1947), better known by his stage names <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_Loaf">Meat Loaf</a></strong> and Meat Loaf Aday, is an American rock musician and actor.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Evian Water Babies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Rapper&#8217;s Delight&#8221; is a 1979 single by American hip hop trio The Sugarhill Gang. While it was not the first song to feature rapping, it is the first song made by a hip hop or rap group, and is generally &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/11/25/evian-water-babies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapper%27s_Delight">&#8220;Rapper&#8217;s Delight&#8221;</a></strong> is a 1979 single by American hip hop trio The Sugarhill Gang. While it was not the first song to feature rapping, it is the first song made by a hip hop or rap group, and is generally considered to be the first true hip hop release, followed closely by Grandmaster Flash &#038; the Furious Five&#8217;s &#8220;Superrappin&#8221;. In July 2009, Evian Water used the song in their roller-skating baby commercial, &#8220;Evian&#8217;s Roller Babies (Live Young)&#8221; which is especially popular on YouTube with over 3.7 million hits in a week.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_skates">Roller skates</a></strong> are devices worn on the feet to enable the wearer to roll along on wheels, consisting of a boot with four wheels with ball bearings, arranged in the same way as those of a typical car. The first patented roller skate was introduced in the year 1760.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evian">Evian</a></strong> is a French brand of mineral water coming from several sources near Évian-les-Bains, on the south shore of Lake Geneva. In popular culture, Evian is portrayed as a high-end and pricey bottled water, making it popular among Hollywood celebrities.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Krung Thai Bank Domestic Thriller</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Krung Thai Bank Public Company Limited (KTB, ธนาคารกรุงไทย, 鷹泰銀行) is the second-largest bank in Thailand. The company holds assets worth approximately US$28 billion and maintains a branch network of over 500 domestic branches and 12 international locations, including Tokyo, Hong &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/11/11/krung-thai-bank-domestic-thriller/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krung_Thai_Bank">Krung Thai Bank Public Company Limited</a></strong> (KTB, ธนาคารกรุงไทย, 鷹泰銀行) is the second-largest bank in Thailand. The company holds assets worth approximately US$28 billion and maintains a branch network of over 500 domestic branches and 12 international locations, including Tokyo, Hong Kong, and Taipei.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In cooking, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chef%27s_knife">chef&#8217;s knife</a>, </strong>also known as a French knife, is a cutting tool used in food preparation. Today it is the primary general-utility knife for most Western cooks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_(payment)">bill</a></strong> is a document requesting payment for an order previously supplied. Presentation of a bill is common practice on the part of restaurants, credit card companies, utilities, and other service providers. Common reasons for failure to pay a bill on time or at all include disorganization, forgetfulness, health problems that leave the customer out of commission to make payment, dispute of the charges on the bill, or difficulty in affording the bill.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>All over England, Jerry Seinfeld can do more with American Express</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jerome Allen &#8220;Jerry&#8221; Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor and writer, whose style is often described as observational comedy. Rhyming slang is a form of slang in which a word is replaced by a rhyming word, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/08/03/all-over-england-jerry-seinfeld-can-do-more-with-american-express/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld">Jerome Allen &#8220;Jerry&#8221; Seinfeld</a></strong> (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor and writer, whose style is often described as observational comedy.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang">Rhyming slang</a></strong> is a form of slang in which a word is replaced by a rhyming word, typically the second word of a two-word phrase. The exact origin of rhyming slang is unclear, partly because it exists to some extent in many languages. In English, rhyming slang is strongly associated with Cockney speech from the East End of London.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Express">American Express</a></strong> executives discussed the possibility of launching a travel charge card as early as 1946, but it was not until Diners Club launched their card in March 1950 that American Express began to seriously consider the possibility.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bob and Doug McKenzie Pizza Hut Pizza Raid, eh</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob and Doug McKenzie are a pair of fictional Canadian brothers who hosted &#8220;The Great White North&#8221;, a sketch which was introduced on SCTV for the show&#8217;s third season when it moved to CBC Television in 1980. Bob is played &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/07/14/bob-and-doug-mckenzie-pizza-hut-pizza-raid-eh/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_and_Doug_McKenzie">Bob and Doug McKenzie</a></strong> are a pair of fictional Canadian brothers who hosted &#8220;The Great White North&#8221;, a sketch which was introduced on SCTV for the show&#8217;s third season when it moved to CBC Television in 1980. Bob is played by Rick Moranis and Doug is played by Dave Thomas. The duo revived the act in television commercials for Pizza Hut and the Molson Brewing Company. </p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_hut">Pizza Hut</a></strong>] chain was founded in 1958 by Dan and Frank Carney. Additional restaurants were opened, with the first franchise unit opening in 1959 in Topeka, Kansas.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>John Cleese doesn&#8217;t need the new Compaq Portable 286, he has Bruno</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Compaq Computer Corporation was an American personal computer company founded in 1982, and is now a brand name of Hewlett-Packard. The Compaq Portable was one of the progenitors of today&#8217;s laptop; some called it a &#8220;suitcase computer&#8221; for its size &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/06/23/john-cleese-doesnt-need-the-new-compaq-portable-286-he-has-bruno/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compaq">Compaq</a></strong> Computer Corporation was an American personal computer company founded in 1982, and is now a brand name of Hewlett-Packard. The Compaq Portable was one of the progenitors of today&#8217;s laptop; some called it a &#8220;suitcase computer&#8221; for its size and the look of its case</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_80286">Intel 80286</a>, </strong>introduced on February 1, 1982 was an x86 16-bit microprocessor with 134,000 transistors. It was the first Intel processor that could run all the software written for its predecessor. It was widely used in IBM PC compatible computers during the mid 1980s to early 1990s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cleese">[John] Cleese</a></strong> was educated at St Peter&#8217;s Preparatory School, Weston-super-Mare where he was a star pupil, receiving a prize for English and doing well at sports including cricket and boxing.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Do You Want To Get Frosty With Wendy&#8217;s Frosty Posse?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Frosty is the signature frozen dairy dessert of Wendy&#8217;s fast-food restaurants. The word posse has come to be used colloquially to refer to various teams, cliques, or gangs, often in pursuit of a crime suspect (on horseback in the &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/06/11/do-you-want-to-get-frosty-with-wendys-frosty-posse/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frosty_(frozen_dairy_dessert)">Frosty</a></strong> is the signature frozen dairy dessert of Wendy&#8217;s fast-food restaurants.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The word <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_comitatus_(common_law)">posse</a></strong> has come to be used colloquially to refer to various teams, cliques, or gangs, often in pursuit of a crime suspect (on horseback in the Westerns), sometimes without legal authority.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_band">Boy band</a></strong> refers to a type of pop group featuring several young male singers. The members are generally expected to perform as dancers as well, often executing highly choreographed sequences to their own music</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dos Equis&#8217; The Most Interesting Man in the World&#8217;s Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dos Equis is a pale lager that was originally brewed by the German brewer Wilhelm Hasse in 1897. The brand was named &#8220;Siglo XX&#8221; (&#8220;20th century&#8221;) to commemorate the arrival of the new century, and the bottles were marked with &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/05/26/dos-equis-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-worlds-nuts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery#Dos_Equis">Dos Equis</a></strong> is a pale lager that was originally brewed by the German brewer Wilhelm Hasse in 1897. The brand was named &#8220;Siglo XX&#8221; (&#8220;20th century&#8221;) to commemorate the arrival of the new century, and the bottles were marked with the Roman numerals &#8220;XX&#8221;, or &#8220;Dos Equis&#8221; (two Xs).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In 2007, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery#Advertising">Dos Equis inaugurated its current advertising campaign</a></strong>, &#8220;The Most Interesting Man in the World.&#8221; The advertisements feature a semi-bearded, debonair, American or Spanish gentleman roughly in his 50s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_nuts">Mixed nuts</a></strong> are a snack food consisting of any mixture of mechanically or manually combined nuts. Peanuts (actually a legume), almonds, walnuts, Brazil nuts, cashews, filberts, hazelnuts, and pecans are common constituents of mixed nuts. Mixed nuts may be salted, roasted, cooked, or blanched.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ajay Bhatt, Co-Inventor of USB, is an Intel Rock Star</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 03:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A rock star or rockstar is a member of a rock and roll band, or only an artist in the genre (the term usually implies celebrity status, or &#8216;stardom&#8217;). In information technology, Universal Serial Bus (USB) is a serial bus &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/05/11/ajay-bhatt-co-inventor-of-usb-is-an-intel-rock-star/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Star">rock star</a></strong> or rockstar is a member of a rock and roll band, or only an artist in the genre (the term usually implies celebrity status, or &#8216;stardom&#8217;).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In information technology, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Serial_Bus">Universal Serial Bus (USB)</a></strong> is a serial bus standard to connect devices to a host computer. USB was designed to allow many peripherals to be connected using a single standardized interface socket and to improve plug and play capabilities by allowing hot swapping; that is, by allowing devices to be connected and disconnected without rebooting the computer or turning off the device.</p>
<p>The USB 1.0 specification was introduced in 1994. USB was created by the core group of companies that consisted of Intel, Compaq, Microsoft, Digital, IBM, and Northern Telecom.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>At its founding, Gordon Moore and Robert Noyce wanted to name their new company Moore Noyce. The name, however, sounded remarkably similar to more noise — an ill-suited name for an electronics company, since noise is typically associated with bad interference. They then used the name NM Electronics for almost a year, before deciding to call their company INTegrated ELectronics or <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Corporation">Intel</a></strong> for short. However, Intel was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to buy the rights for that name at the beginning.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>People said the Texican Whopper would never work</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Different promotional varieties [of the Whopper] have appeared throughout the years for a limited time. Lucha libre (Spanish for &#8220;free wrestling&#8221; or free fighting) is a term used in Mexico and other Spanish-speaking areas referring to a form of professional &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/04/15/people-said-the-texican-whopper-would-never-work/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Different promotional varieties [of the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whopper">Whopper</a></strong>] have appeared throughout the years for a limited time.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucha_libre">Lucha libre</a></strong> (Spanish for &#8220;free wrestling&#8221; or free fighting) is a term used in Mexico and other Spanish-speaking areas referring to a form of professional wrestling involving varied techniques and moves. Lucha libre performers are known as luchadores (singular luchador).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy">cowboy</a></strong> is an animal herder who tends cattle on ranches in North America, traditionally on horseback, and often performs a multitude of other ranch-related tasks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>International fast food chain <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_advertising">Burger King</a></strong> has employed varied <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_advertising">advertising</a></strong> programs, both successful and unsuccessful, since its foundation in 1954.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mow The Lawn With Wilkinson Sword Quattro</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quattro [is a] a range of four-bladed razors from Wilkinson Sword [that is] sold in the U.S. under the Schick brand. Trimming or completely removing pubic hair has become a custom in many cultures. The modification of pubic hair can &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/04/04/mow-the-lawn-with-wilkinson-sword-quattro/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quattro">Quattro</a></strong> [is a] a range of four-bladed razors from Wilkinson Sword [that is] sold in the U.S. under the Schick brand.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Trimming or completely removing <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair">pubic hair</a></strong> has become a custom in many cultures. The modification of pubic hair can also be considered a statement about one&#8217;s style or personal lifestyle as can leaving it unmodified.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilkinson_Sword">Wilkinson Sword</a></strong> is a brand name for two companies that make gardening tools and razors. Wilkinson Sword&#8217;s origins are in the manufacture of swords. The company was founded in London in 1772. The brand is currently owned by Energizer Holdings for razors and by Fiskars for gardening tools.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWT">JWT</a></strong> is the current name of the United States largest and [as of December 2008] the world&#8217;s second largest advertising agency. The company that was to become JWT was originally founded by William James Carlton in 1864.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mo&#8217;men&#8217;s Mexican Burrito is not really that Mexican</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burrito, or taco de harina, is a type of food found in Mexican and Tex-Mex cuisine. It consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. The word burrito literally means &#8220;little donkey&#8221; in Spanish, coming from &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/03/25/momens-mexican-burrito-is-not-really-that-mexican/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito">burrito</a></strong>, or taco de harina, is a type of food found in Mexican and Tex-Mex cuisine. It consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. The word burrito literally means &#8220;little donkey&#8221; in Spanish, coming from burro, which means &#8220;donkey&#8221;. The name burrito possibly derives from the appearance of a rolled up wheat tortilla, which vaguely resembles the ear of its namesake animal, or from bedrolls and packs that donkeys carried.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo%27men">Mo&#8217;men</a></strong> (مؤمن‎) is a chain of fast food restaurants based in Cairo, Egypt.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Tampax Mariachis Advertise Your Period</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[During World War II, Tampax produced large quantities of wound dressings for the military. It was noted for having a mostly, almost exclusively, female workforce for much of its history. Tampons are a menstrual device worn completely inside the vaginal &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/03/18/tampax-mariachis-advertise-your-period/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>During World War II, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampax">Tampax</a></strong> produced large quantities of wound dressings for the military. It was noted for having a mostly, almost exclusively, female workforce for much of its history.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tampon">Tampons</a></strong> are a menstrual device worn completely inside the vaginal canal with the exception of the string. Thus they offer discretion and freedom to women allowing activities such as swimming to continue without interruption.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariachi">Mariachi</a></strong> is a type of musical group, originally from Cocula, Jalisco, Mexico. Usually a mariachi consists of at least three violins, two trumpets, one Mexican guitar, one vihuela (a high-pitched, five-string guitar) one guitarrón (a small-scaled acoustic bass) and occasionally a harp. They dress in silver studded charro outfits with wide-brimmed hats. The original Mariachi were Mexican street musicians or buskers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Burnett_Worldwide">Leo Burnett Worldwide</a></strong> is an advertising company. It was created in 1935 by Leo Burnett. He was born in St. Johns, Michigan, and studied journalism at the University of Michigan. He worked as reporter and copywriter at various companies until 1930.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Flea Market Montgomery is Just Like a Mini-mall</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 11:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flea Market Montgomery is a 73,000 square-foot flea market in Montgomery, Alabama,in the united States which advertises itself as being &#8220;just like a mini-mall&#8221;. The market is owned by local businessman Sammy Stephens. The flea market gained fame in early &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/02/16/flea-market-montgomery-is-just-like-a-mini-mall/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea_Market_Montgomery">Flea Market Montgomery</a></strong> is a 73,000 square-foot flea market in Montgomery, Alabama,in the united States which advertises itself as being &#8220;just like a mini-mall&#8221;. The market is owned by local businessman Sammy Stephens. The flea market gained fame in early 2007 thanks to a music video advertisement produced by owner Sammy Stephens and his subsequent appearances on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_mall">strip mall</a></strong> (also called a shopping plaza or mini-mall) is an open area shopping center where the stores are arranged in a row, with a sidewalk in front. Strip malls are typically developed as a unit and have large parking lots in front.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Forget Nanerpus, Isn&#8217;t it time for a serious breakfast at Denny&#8217;s?</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2009/02/07/forget-nanerpus-isnt-it-time-for-a-serious-breakfast-at-dennys/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nannerpus is a fictional breakfast dish portrayed in a Denny&#8217;s commercial. Run on February 1, 2009 during the United States broadcast of Super Bowl XLIII on NBC, the commercial portrayed Nannerpus as consisting of a stack of pancakes garnished with &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/02/07/forget-nanerpus-isnt-it-time-for-a-serious-breakfast-at-dennys/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nannerpus">Nannerpus</a></strong> is a fictional breakfast dish portrayed in a Denny&#8217;s commercial. Run on February 1, 2009 during the United States broadcast of Super Bowl XLIII on NBC, the commercial portrayed Nannerpus as consisting of a stack of pancakes garnished with a banana whose peel has its bottom half split into eight strips in a radial fashion to resemble an octopus.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>On February 3, 2009, almost all <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny%27s">Denny&#8217;s</a></strong> locations in the U.S. and Canada offered a free Grand Slam Breakfast to customers between 6 a.m. and 2 p.m. This promotion was advertised in a campaign during Super Bowl XLIII. An estimated to million people took advantage of the free &#8220;Grand Slam Breakfast.&#8221; If the estimated figure is correct, Denny&#8217;s will have been the most visited restaurant within one business day since 2003.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodby,_Silverstein_%26_Partners">Goodby, Silverstein &#038; Partners</a></strong> is an advertising agency located in San Francisco, California and co-founded by Jeff Goodby and Rich Silverstein.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Here&#8217;s Ed McMahon and MC Hammer Selling Cash4Gold</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2009/02/06/heres-ed-mcmahon-and-mc-hammer-selling-cash4gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:44:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cash4Gold.com is a Pompano Beach, Florida based division of Albar Precious Metal Refining, that buys gold, primarily from jewelry, acting as an online pawn broker. It is notable for advertising during Super Bowl XLIII in 2009. Sources place the cost &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/02/06/heres-ed-mcmahon-and-mc-hammer-selling-cash4gold/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash4Gold.com">Cash4Gold.com</a></strong> is a Pompano Beach, Florida based division of Albar Precious Metal Refining, that buys gold, primarily from jewelry, acting as an online pawn broker. It is notable for advertising during Super Bowl XLIII in 2009. Sources place the cost for the 30-second advertisement at $2.4-$3.0 million US dollars.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMahon">Edward &#8220;Ed&#8221; Leo Peter McMahon, Jr.</a></strong> (born March 6, 1923) is an American comedian, game show host, announcer, and television personality most famous for his work on television as Johnny Carson&#8217;s announcer on Who Do You Trust? from 1957 to 1962 and on the Tonight Show from 1962 to 1992, and as the host of the talent show Star Search from 1983 to 1995.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Stanley Kirk Burrell (born March 30, 1962), better known by his stage names <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hammer">MC Hammer</a></strong> and Hammer, is an American multi-platinum selling MC and dancer most popular during the late 1980s until the mid-1990s, known for his dramatic rise and fall from fame and fortune and his trademark Hammer Pants.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Pitching Beer-flavored Doritos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Information Resources International, in 1993, Doritos earned $1.3 billion in retail sales, one-third of the total Frito-Lay sales for the year. This made the chip the leading seller in the snack category, which also comprises cookies, crackers, cakes, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/02/03/pitching-beer-flavored-doritos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>According to Information Resources International, in 1993, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> earned $1.3 billion in retail sales, one-third of the total Frito-Lay sales for the year. This made the chip the leading seller in the snack category, which also comprises cookies, crackers, cakes, and candies.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer">Beer</a></strong> is the world&#8217;s oldest and most widely consumed alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor">Flavor</a></strong> or <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor">flavour</a></strong> is the sensory impression of a food or other substance, and is determined mainly by the chemical senses of taste and smell.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Baconator Meatatarian</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Baconator sandwich is a hamburger sold by the international fast-food restaurant chain Wendy&#8217;s. It is one of their late-teen–to–young-adult, male-oriented products. [It] consists of two 4oz. beef patties, two slices of American cheese, six strips of bacon, mayonnaise, and &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/01/29/wendys-baconator-meatatarian/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baconator">Baconator</a></strong> sandwich is a hamburger sold by the international fast-food restaurant chain Wendy&#8217;s. It is one of their late-teen–to–young-adult, male-oriented products. [It] consists of two 4oz. beef patties, two slices of American cheese, six strips of bacon, mayonnaise, and ketchup on a premium bun.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon">Bacon</a></strong> may be eaten fried, baked, or grilled, or used as a minor ingredient to flavor dishes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The taste and texture of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese">American Cheese</a></strong> vary considerably, and mostly depend on the percentage of cheese versus additives used during the emulsification process. Varieties with lower percentages of additives tend to taste more like natural, unprocessed cheese.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>An animal may be considered a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivore">carnivore</a></strong> if it prefers feeding on animal matter over plant matter.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Heineken Walk-In Fridge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With an annual beer production of 139.2 million hectoliters, Heineken ranks as the third largest brewery in the world after SABMiller and InBev, based on revenue. Heineken&#8217;s Dutch breweries are located in Zoeterwoude, &#8216;s-Hertogenbosch and Wijlre. The original brewery in &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/01/20/heineken-walk-in-fridge/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>With an annual beer production of 139.2 million hectoliters, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heineken_International">Heineken</a></strong> ranks as the third largest brewery in the world after SABMiller and InBev, based on revenue. Heineken&#8217;s Dutch breweries are located in Zoeterwoude, &#8216;s-Hertogenbosch and Wijlre. The original brewery in Amsterdam, closed in 1988, is preserved as a museum called Heineken Experience.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closet">closet</a></strong> (especially in North American usage) is a small and enclosed space, a cabinet, or a cupboard in a house or building used for general storage or hanging clothes. [A] walk-in closet [is] a closet large enough to walk inside to store clothes on two or three sides. They may have lighting, mirrors, and flooring distinct from adjacent rooms.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator">Refrigerators</a></strong> work by the use of heat pumps operating in a refrigeration cycle. An industrial refrigerator is simply a refrigerator used in an industrial setting, usually in a restaurant or supermarket. It may consist of either a cooling compartment only (a larger refrigerator) or a freezing compartment only (a freezer) or both. The industry sometimes refers to such units as a “cold box” or a “walk-in.” The dual compartment was introduced commercially by General Electric in 1939.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>John Cleese can speak Polish</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bank Zachodni WBK SA is a Polish bank. Between 1995 and 1996 Allied Irish Banks began to invest into Poland&#8217;s emerging economy by purchasing 60.1% of Wielkopolski Bank Kredytowy, one of the country&#8217;s most successful commercial banks. John Marwood Cleese &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/01/09/john-cleese-can-speak-polish/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_Zachodni_WBK">Bank Zachodni WBK</a></strong> SA is a Polish bank. Between 1995 and 1996 Allied Irish Banks began to invest into Poland&#8217;s emerging economy by purchasing 60.1% of Wielkopolski Bank Kredytowy, one of the country&#8217;s most successful commercial banks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cleese">John Marwood Cleese</a></strong> (born 27 October 1939) is an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python, a group of comedians responsible for the sketch show Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus and for four films.</p>
<p>In 2008 John Cleese appeared in a humorous TV commercial in Poland advertising a bank loan.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Rainer Beer Motorcycle</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rainier Brewing Company (1884 &#8211; 1999) was a Seattle, Washington, company that brewed Rainier Beer, a popular brand in the Pacific Northwest. Although Rainier was founded in 1884, the Seattle site had been brewing beer since 1878. While the beer &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2009/01/03/rainer-beer-motorcycle/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainier_Brewing_Company">Rainier Brewing Company</a></strong> (1884 &#8211; 1999) was a Seattle, Washington, company that brewed Rainier Beer, a popular brand in the Pacific Northwest. Although Rainier was founded in 1884, the Seattle site had been brewing beer since 1878. While the beer enjoys near iconic status, it is no longer brewed in Seattle, nor is the company owned locally.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle">motorcycle</a></strong> (also called a motorbicycle, motorbike, bike, or cycle) is a single-track, two-wheeled motor vehicle powered by an engine.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Using the principle of mechanical advantage, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmission_(mechanics)">transmissions</a></strong> provide a speed-torque conversion (commonly known as &#8220;gear reduction&#8221; or &#8220;speed reduction&#8221;) from a higher speed motor to a slower but more forceful output or vice-versa.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Domino&#8217;s 30 Minute Abs are a Big Fantastic Deal</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2008, [Domino's Pizza] again advertised a 30 minute delivery time in the U.S.; the fine print in the material stated the time as merely an &#8220;estimate&#8221;. The rectus abdominis muscle is a paired muscle running vertically on each side &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/12/31/dominos-30-minute-abs-are-a-big-fantastic-deal/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 2008, [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino%27s_Pizza">Domino's Pizza</a></strong>] again advertised a 30 minute delivery time in the U.S.; the fine print in the material stated the time as merely an &#8220;estimate&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectus_abdominis_muscle">rectus abdominis muscle</a></strong> is a paired muscle running vertically on each side of the anterior wall of the human abdomen. Colloquial names for the appearance of a well-defined rectus abdominis include a &#8220;six pack&#8221; and &#8220;washboard abs&#8221;, and often carry cultural connotations of superior physical fitness.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dad got hosed at Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cellco Partnership, doing business as Verizon Wireless, owns and operates the second largest wireless telecommunications network in the United States, based on a total of 70.8 million U.S. subscribers, behind AT&#038;T Mobility&#8217;s 74.9 million subscribers. Verizon Wireless has the highest &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/12/25/dad-got-hosed-at-christmas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Cellco Partnership, doing business as <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verizon_Wireless">Verizon Wireless</a></strong>, owns and operates the second largest wireless telecommunications network in the United States, based on a total of 70.8 million U.S. subscribers, behind AT&#038;T Mobility&#8217;s 74.9 million subscribers. Verizon Wireless has the highest revenue of all wireless companies based within the United States, with an annual revenue of $43.9 billion.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aftershave">Aftershave</a></strong> is a lotion, gel, balm, or liquid used mainly by men after they have finished shaving. It may contain an antiseptic agent such as alcohol to prevent infection from cuts as well as numb damaged skin, a perfume to enhance scent, and a moisturizer to soften the skin.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard">beard</a></strong> is the hair that grows on a person&#8217;s chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. Typically, only pubescent males are able to grow beards. When differentiating between upper and lower facial hair, a beard specifically refers to the facial hair on the lower part of a man&#8217;s chin. The study of beards is called pogonology.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>NHL Christmas presents are much better than regular presents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the U.S., the &#8220;Christmas shopping season&#8221; generally begins on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, though many American stores begin selling Christmas items as early as October. In Canada, merchants begin advertising campaigns just before Halloween (October 31), and &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/12/24/nhl-christmas-presents-are-much-better-than-regular-presents/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In the U.S., the &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas">Christmas</a></strong> shopping season&#8221; generally begins on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, though many American stores begin selling Christmas items as early as October. In Canada, merchants begin advertising campaigns just before Halloween (October 31), and step up their marketing following Remembrance Day on November 11.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Rangers">New York Rangers</a></strong> are a professional ice hockey team based in New York, New York, United States. They are members of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Playing their home games at Madison Square Garden, the Rangers are one of the oldest teams in the NHL, having joined in 1926 as an expansion franchise, and are part of the group of teams referred to as the Original Six.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Flyers">Philadelphia Flyers</a></strong> are a professional ice hockey team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They are members of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Part of the 1967 NHL Expansion, the Flyers were the first non-Original Six team to win the Stanley Cup, winning it in 1974 and again in 1975. Despite five return trips to the Stanley Cup Finals, they have not won the Cup since.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Burger King Whopper Virgins</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chiang Mai (à¹€à¸Šà¸µà¸¢à¸‡à¹ƒà¸«à¸¡à¹ˆ) is the second-largest province of Thailand, located in the north of the country. Kulusuk is a settlement in the Municipality of Ammasalik, Greenland. Transylvania is a Central European region located in the eastern half of the Carpathian &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/12/16/burger-king-whopper-virgins/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiang_Mai_Province">Chiang Mai</a></strong> (à¹€à¸Šà¸µà¸¢à¸‡à¹ƒà¸«à¸¡à¹ˆ) is the second-largest province of Thailand, located in the north of the country.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulusuk">Kulusuk</a></strong> is a settlement in the Municipality of Ammasalik, Greenland.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transylvania">Transylvania</a></strong> is a Central European region located in the eastern half of the Carpathian Basin, in present-day central Romania.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote><p>In December 2008, Burger King purchased the rights to an advertising campaign that centered around a taste-test marketing campaign, dubbed &#8220;Whopper Virgins.&#8221; The test claimed to target participants who were unaware of the existence of Burger King or McDonald&#8217;s, and had never eaten a hamburger. Three remote areas of the worldâ€”Baan Khun Chang Kiean, Thailand; Kulusuk, Greenland; and Budesti, Romaniaâ€”were targeted. In the test, the &#8220;virgins&#8221; were asked to try both the McDonald&#8217;s Big Mac and the Burger King <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whopper">Whopper</a></strong>, and give their preference, if any. According to the advertisements and accompanying mini-documentary, the Whopper was the most popular sandwich among the test subjects.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[Advertising agency <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crispin_Porter_%2B_Bogusky">Crispin Porter + Bogusky</a></strong>'s] client list includes <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/commercials/burger-king/">Burger King</a>, <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/commercials/volkswagen/">Volkswagen</a>, <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/commercials/coca-cola/">Coke</a> Zero, <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/commercials/microsoft/">Microsoft</a>, <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/commercials/american-express/">American Express</a> OPEN, Sprite, Geek Squad and <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/commercials/dominos/">Domino</a>&#8216;s.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Paulie &#8220;Walnuts&#8221; Gualtieri Buys Himself Something Nice at Denny&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The modern options typical of the U.S.A. and Canada are representative of Western-style breakfasts that have become common worldwide, especially in industrialized nations. Peter Paul &#8220;Paulie Walnuts&#8221; Gualtieri, played by Tony Sirico, is a fictional character on the HBO TV &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/12/09/paulie-walnuts-gualtieri-buys-himself-something-nice-at-dennys/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The modern options typical of the U.S.A. and Canada are representative of Western-style <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast">breakfasts</a></strong> that have become common worldwide, especially in industrialized nations.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paulie_Gualtieri">Peter Paul &#8220;Paulie Walnuts&#8221; Gualtieri</a></strong>, played by Tony Sirico, is a fictional character on the HBO TV series The Sopranos. He is a Caporegime and later Underboss in the [fictional] DiMeo crime family.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny%27s">Denny&#8217;s</a></strong> is the largest full-service diner/family restaurant chain in the United States. Denny&#8217;s is known for its 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year operations, serving breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert around the clock, with exceptions.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly_(game)">Monopoly</a></strong> money&#8221; has been used to refer to currencies which cannot be used to purchase goods and services on the free market, such as exchange certificates printed by the Burmese government which must be used by foreign aid organizations.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mr. Brain&#8217;s Faggots are a great meal all round</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A faggot is a kind of meatball, a traditional dish in the UK, especially the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/12/06/mr-brains-faggots-are-a-great-meal-all-round/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)">faggot</a></strong> is a kind of meatball, a traditional dish in the UK, especially the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes breadcrumbs. The mixture is shaped in the hand into balls, wrapped round with caul, and baked.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Group">Kerry Group</a></strong> is a major quoted food company headquartered in the Republic of Ireland. It is quoted on the Dublin ISEQ and London stock exchanges. It evolved initially from a local dairy co-op in the Munster region of Ireland. However, after floating on the stock exchange in 1986, the group has grown substantially into the world&#8217;s leading food ingredients supplier and is also a leading consumer foods supplier in the UK and Irish markets.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Pennzoil Ladyboy Escape</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:36:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pennzoil is an oil company originally founded in Oil City, Pennsylvania. In 1963, South Penn Oil merged with Zapata Petroleum to become Pennzoil. Pennzoil motor oils is effectively the mainstay of the Pennzoil brand name. The term kathoey or katoey &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/11/10/pennzoil-ladyboy-escape/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennzoil">Pennzoil</a></strong> is an oil company originally founded in Oil City, Pennsylvania. In 1963, South Penn Oil merged with Zapata Petroleum to become Pennzoil. Pennzoil motor oils is effectively the mainstay of the Pennzoil brand name.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term kathoey or katoey generally refers to a male-to-female transgender person or an effeminate gay male in Thailand. It is most often rendered as <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathoey">ladyboy</a></strong> in English conversation with Thais.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_water_craft">personal water craft</a></strong> (PWC) is a recreational watercraft that the rider sits or stands on, rather than inside of, as in a boat. Models have an inboard engine driving a pump jet that has a screw-shaped impeller to create thrust for propulsion and steering.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Does Johnny Rotten buy Country Life Butter because it&#8217;s British?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:34:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Butter is a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk. It is used as a spread and a condiment, as well as in cooking applications such as baking, sauce making, and frying. Butter consists of butterfat, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/11/04/does-johnny-rotten-buy-country-life-butter-because-its-british/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter">Butter</a></strong> is a dairy product made by churning fresh or fermented cream or milk. It is used as a spread and a condiment, as well as in cooking applications such as baking, sauce making, and frying. Butter consists of butterfat, water and milk proteins.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lydon">John Joseph Lydon</a></strong> (born 31 January 1956 in London, England), also known as Johnny Rotten, is a British rock musician and lyricist, best known as the lead vocalist of the punk rock group Sex Pistols during the 1970s and 2000s, and also as the vocalist of post punk group Public Image Ltd in the 1980s and 1990s. In September 2008, it was announced that Lydon would appear in an advert for Country Life, a popular brand of butter, in a move Lydon was widely mocked for.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>BDSM Angry Whopper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Different promotional varieties [of the Whopper] have appeared throughout the years for a limited time. [In] the Angry Whopper &#8211; pepperjack cheese, jalapeÃ±os and &#8220;Angry Onion Rings&#8221; are added. Pepper jack cheese can complement most meat, especially beef. Pepper jack &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/10/22/bdsm-angry-whopper/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Different promotional varieties [of the Whopper] have appeared throughout the years for a limited time. [In] the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whopper">Angry Whopper</a></strong> &#8211; pepperjack cheese, jalapeÃ±os and &#8220;Angry Onion Rings&#8221; are added.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper_jack_cheese">Pepper jack cheese</a></strong> can complement most meat, especially beef. Pepper jack is often used as an alternative cheese in dishes such as quesadillas, and also eaten with bread or crackers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM">BDSM</a></strong> is a complex acronym derived from the terms bondage and discipline (B&#038;D, B/D, or BD), dominance and submission (D&#038;S, D/S, or Ds), sadism and masochism (S&#038;M, S/M, or SM). BDSM includes a wide spectrum of activities and forms of interpersonal relationships. While not always overtly sexual in nature, the activities and relationships within a BDSM context are almost always eroticized by the participants in some fashion.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Take Home Stones Bitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stones Bitter [is] a pale ale of 3.7% ABV originally brewed by William Stones Ltd, Sheffield, UK at the Cannon brewery in the 1940s. The brand is currently brewed under licence from Interbrew at Coors Burton upon Trent plant UK. &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/10/09/take-home-stones-bitter/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coors_Brewing_Company#UK">Stones Bitter</a></strong> [is] a pale ale of 3.7% ABV originally brewed by William Stones Ltd, Sheffield, UK at the Cannon brewery in the 1940s. The brand is currently brewed under licence from Interbrew at Coors Burton upon Trent plant UK.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitter_(beer)">Bitter</a></strong> belongs in the pale ale style grouping, though bitter does have a greater variety of strength, flavour and appearance than mainstream pale ale. A bitter can be dark amber, approaching a stout, or be very golden and delicate like a golden summer ale.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_labour">Penal labour</a></strong> or penal servitude is a form of unfree labour. The term may refer to two different notions: labour as a form of punishment and labour as a form of occupation of convicts.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Are You Too Busy To Do Your Monthly Breast Self-Exam?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An intimate examination is a physical examination for medical purposes that includes examination of the breasts, genitalia, or rectum of a patient. Such examinations can cause patients stress or embarrassment. Breast self-examination (BSE) is an easy but unreliable method for &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/09/22/are-you-too-busy-to-do-your-monthly-breast-self-exam/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>An <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intimate_examination">intimate examination</a></strong> is a physical examination for medical purposes that includes examination of the breasts, genitalia, or rectum of a patient. Such examinations can cause patients stress or embarrassment.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_self-examination">Breast self-examination</a></strong> (BSE) is an easy but unreliable method for finding possible breast cancer.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_cancer">Breast cancer</a></strong> is a cancer that starts in the cells of the breast in women and men. Worldwide, breast cancer is the second most common type of cancer after lung cancer and the fifth most common cause of cancer death.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Top Charoen Optical Sperm Bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Safe-cracking is the process of opening a safe, generally without the combination. An optician is an eye care professional who provides corrective lenses based on a prescription for the correction of a refractive error. Yoghurt, yogurt, yoghourt or yogourt, is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/09/08/top-charoen-optical-sperm-bank/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe-cracking">Safe-cracking</a></strong> is the process of opening a safe, generally without the combination.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>An <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optician">optician</a></strong> is an eye care professional who provides corrective lenses based on a prescription for the correction of a refractive error.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoghurt">Yoghurt, yogurt, yoghourt or yogourt</a></strong>, is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of the milk sugar produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yoghurt its texture and its characteristic tang.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_bank">sperm bank</a></strong> or cryobank is a facility that collects and stores human sperm mainly from sperm donors, primarily for the purpose of achieving pregnancies through third party reproduction, notably by artificial insemination.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Only Nutters forget their first Dime bar</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2008/08/26/only-nutters-forget-their-first-dime-bar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Daim bar (originally known as Dajm in the original Swedish, and Dime in the UK and Ireland) is a crunchy butter almond bar covered in milk chocolate that originated in Sweden in 1953, produced by the Swedish company Marabou. &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/08/26/only-nutters-forget-their-first-dime-bar/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daim_bar">Daim bar</a></strong> (originally known as Dajm in the original Swedish, and Dime in the UK and Ireland) is a crunchy butter almond bar covered in milk chocolate that originated in Sweden in 1953, produced by the Swedish company Marabou.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Enfield">Harry Enfield</a></strong> is the son of Edward Enfield who was a Local Government Officer and he was educated at the independent Worth School in West Sussex, Collyer&#8217;s Sixth Form College and the University of York. He worked for a while as a milkman before coming to public attention after appearing on Channel 4&#8242;s Saturday Live in a number of different personae created with Paul Whitehouse.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Now That&#8217;s Brisk, Balboa</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lipton is one of the world&#8217;s best-known and best-selling brands of both hot leaf and ready-to-drink tea. Iced tea is a form of cold tea, often served in a glass over ice. It may or may not be sweetened. Iced &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/08/04/now-thats-brisk-balboa/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipton">Lipton</a></strong> is one of the world&#8217;s best-known and best-selling brands of both hot leaf and ready-to-drink tea.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iced_tea">Iced tea</a></strong> is a form of cold tea, often served in a glass over ice. It may or may not be sweetened. Iced tea is also a popular packaged drink.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_animation">Clay animation</a></strong> is one of many forms of stop motion animation. Each animated piece, either character or background, is &#8220;deformable&#8221;â€”made of a malleable substance, usually Plasticine clay. The portmanteau term &#8220;Claymation&#8221; is a registered trademark in the United States, registered by Will Vinton in 1978 to describe his clay animated films.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Balboa">Robert &#8220;Rocky&#8221; Balboa</a></strong>, Sr. is a fictional boxer, portrayed by Sylvester Stallone who has appeared in the Rocky series from 1976 to 2006.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Yo, Yao Ming wants to write a check</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visa Inc., commonly called VISA, is a multinational corporation based in San Francisco, California, USA. A cheque (spelled check in American English) is a negotiable instrument instructing a financial institution to pay a specific amount of a specific currency from &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/07/24/yo-yao-ming-wants-to-write-a-check/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_Inc.">Visa Inc.</a></strong>, commonly called VISA, is a multinational corporation based in San Francisco, California, USA. </p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheque">cheque</a></strong> (spelled check in American English) is a negotiable instrument instructing a financial institution to pay a specific amount of a specific currency from a specified demand account held in the maker/depositor&#8217;s name with that institution.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yao_Ming">Yao [Ming]</a></strong> was the only child of 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) Yao Zhiyuan and 6 ft 3 in[2] (1.90 m) Fang Fengdi, both of whom were former professional basketball players.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo">&#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo">Yo</a></strong>&#8221; is an American English slang interjection. It was highly popularized after being commonly used among Italian Americans and African Americans in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>U Can&#8217;t Touch This Hallmark Card</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hallmark Cards is a privately owned American company based in Kansas City, Missouri. Founded in 1910 by Joyce C. Hall, Hallmark is the largest manufacturer of greeting cards in the United States. Father&#8217;s Day is a celebration inaugurated in the &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/07/16/u-can%e2%80%99t-touch-this-hallmark-card/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark_Cards">Hallmark Cards</a></strong> is a privately owned American company based in Kansas City, Missouri. Founded in 1910 by Joyce C. Hall, Hallmark is the largest manufacturer of greeting cards in the United States.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_Day">Father&#8217;s Day</a></strong> is a celebration inaugurated in the early twentieth century to complement Mother&#8217;s Day in celebrating fatherhood and male parenting, and to honor and commemorate fathers and forefathers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hammer">Hammer's</a></strong>] second album, 1990&#8242;s Please Hammer Don&#8217;t Hurt &#8216;Em, included the smash single &#8220;U Can&#8217;t Touch This&#8221;, which sampled Rick James&#8217; 1981 hit &#8220;Super Freak&#8221;. Interestingly, despite heavy airplay, &#8220;U Can&#8217;t Touch This&#8221; stopped at #8 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart due to the fact that it was released only as a twelve-inch single.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>All-Bran Ten Day Construction Worker Challenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All-Bran is a very high-bran, high-fibre, wheat bran breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg&#8217;s and marketed as an aid to digestive health. Kellogg&#8217;s was founded as the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company on February 19, 1906, by Will Keith Kellogg &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/07/07/all-bran-ten-day-construction-worker-challenge/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-Bran">All-Bran</a></strong> is a very high-bran, high-fibre, wheat bran breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg&#8217;s and marketed as an aid to digestive health.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kellogg_Company">Kellogg&#8217;s</a></strong> was founded as the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company on February 19, 1906, by Will Keith Kellogg as an outgrowth of his work with his brother John Harvey Kellogg at the Battle Creek Sanitarium following practices based on the Seventh-day Adventist Christian denomination.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Construction_worker">Construction workers</a></strong> are employed in the construction industry and work predominately on construction sites and are typically engaged in aspects of the industry other than design or finance. The term includes general construction workers, also referred to as labourers and members of specialist trades such as electricians, carpenters and plumbers.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Berlitz Toupée</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[French is today spoken around the world by 72 to 130 million people as a native language, and by about 190 to 600 million people as a second or third language, with significant speakers in 54 countries. Most native speakers &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/06/30/berlitz-toupee/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language">French</a></strong> is today spoken around the world by 72 to 130 million people as a native language, and by about 190 to 600 million people as a second or third language, with significant speakers in 54 countries. Most native speakers of the language live in France, where the language originated, Canada, Belgium and Switzerland.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlitz_Language_Schools">Berlitz</a></strong> school teaches languages using what it claims to be its own &#8220;Berlitz Method of language instruction.&#8221; This &#8220;method&#8221; is, in fact, a variation on the direct method and what later became popularised as the audio lingual method</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toup%C3%A9e">toupée</a></strong> is a hairpiece or partial wig of natural or synthetic hair worn to cover partial baldness.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Sometimes It&#8217;s OK To Cry Over Carl&#8217;s Jr. Chicken Jalepeno Sandwich</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The jalapeno is a medium to large size chili pepper which is prized for the warm, burning sensation when eaten. Ripe, the jalapeno can be 2–3½ inches (5–9 cm) long and is commonly sold when still green. Prior to about &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/06/14/sometimes-its-ok-to-cry-over-carls-jr-chicken-jalepeno-sandwich/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jalape%C3%B1o">jalapeno </a></strong>  is a medium to large size chili pepper which is prized for the warm, burning sensation when eaten. Ripe, the jalapeno can be 2–3½ inches (5–9 cm) long and is commonly sold when still green.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Prior to about 1910, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken">chicken</a></strong> was served primarily on special occasions or Sunday dinner. Poultry was shipped live or killed, plucked, and packed on ice but not eviscerated.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In several Western U.S. locations, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl%27s_Jr">Carl&#8217;s Jr.</a></strong> parent CKE has begun operating co-branded restaurants with its Green Burrito group. This is a similar strategy used by Yum! Brands with its KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell and Long John Silvers concepts to help expand brands without the additional expense of new buildings and land.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I think we accidentally kissed Snickers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On February 4, 2007, during Super Bowl XLI, Snickers commercials aired which resulted in complaints by gay and lesbian groups against the maker of the candy bar, Masterfoods USA of Hackettstown, New Jersey, a division of Mars, Incorporated. The commercial, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/06/02/i-think-we-accidentally-kissed-snickers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>On February 4, 2007, during Super Bowl XLI, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers">Snickers</a></strong> commercials aired which resulted in complaints by gay and lesbian groups against the maker of the candy bar, Masterfoods USA of Hackettstown, New Jersey, a division of Mars, Incorporated. The commercial, which had four alternate endings, showed a pair of auto mechanics accidentally touching lips while sharing a Snickers bar.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia">Homophobia</a></strong> (from Greek homÃ³s: one and the same; phÃ³bos: fear, phobia) is a term used to describe irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuals. It can also mean &#8220;irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Swear Jar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 15:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Profanity can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behavior which is socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar, or desecrating or showing disrespect toward an object of religious veneration. Light beer refers to beer which is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/05/30/bud-light-swear-jar/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profanity">Profanity</a></strong> can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behavior which is socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar, or desecrating or showing disrespect toward an object of religious veneration.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_beer#Light_beer">Light beer</a></strong> refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be chosen by beer drinkers who wish to manage their alcohol consumption or their calorie intake; however, they are sometimes criticized for being less flavourful than full-strength beers, being (in perception or in fact) &#8220;watered down&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Unpimp Your Auto</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adolf Hitler had a keen interest in cars even though he did not drive. In 1933, shortly after taking over as leader of Germany, he asked Ferdinand Porsche to make changes to his original 1931 design to make it more &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/05/29/unpimp-your-auto/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Adolf Hitler had a keen interest in cars even though he did not drive. In 1933, shortly after taking over as leader of Germany, he asked Ferdinand Porsche to make changes to his original 1931 design to make it more suited for the working man. Hans Ledwinka discussed his ideas with Ferdinand Porsche, who used many Tatra design features in the 1938 &#8220;KdF-Wagen&#8221;, later known as the VW KÃ¤fer &#8211; or <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen">Volkswagen</a></strong> Beetle.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The initial American ad campaign for the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Golf_Mk5">GTI</a></strong> featured the &#8220;fast&#8221;, which Volkswagen says is the feeling and force inside you that likes driving and encourages your driving passion, with the tagline &#8220;Make friends with your fast&#8221;. However, recently those ads were replaced with a series of ads starring Peter Stormare as a &#8220;German engineer&#8221; hired to &#8220;un-pimp ze auto&#8221; by taking tuner cars and smashing them, giving their owners a GTI instead.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Stormare">Peter Stormare</a></strong> (born August 27, 1953) is a Swedish-American film, stage, voice and television actor as well as a theatrical director and playwright.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Burt Bacharach gets hit in the rear for GEICO</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 14:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Burt Bacharach is an award-winning American pianist and composer. He is best known for his many pop hits from 1962-70, with lyrics written by Hal David, many of which were recorded by Dionne Warwick. As of 2006, Bacharach had written &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/05/19/burt-bacharach-gets-hit-in-the-rear-for-geico/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burt_Bacharach">Burt Bacharach</a></strong> is an award-winning American pianist and composer. He is best known for his many pop hits from 1962-70, with lyrics written by Hal David, many of which were recorded by Dionne Warwick. As of 2006, Bacharach had written a total of 70 Top 40 hits in the US, and 52 Top 40 hits in the UK. In late 2006, Burt Bacharach appeared as the celebrity in a Geico auto insurance commercial, where he sings and plays the piano. He translates the customer&#8217;s story through song (&#8220;I was hit. ..in the rear!&#8221;).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>There are also <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO">GEICO</a></strong> ads that feature stories from GEICO customers about situations in which Geico assisted them, but narrated by celebrities such as Charo, Burt Bacharach, Little Richard, Don LaFontaine, Peter Graves, and Verne Troyer. D.C. Douglas was also featured.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The New Angus Cheesy Bacon</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[To appeal to the adult market, [Burger King] offers several sandwiches and other products made with higher quality ingredients such as whole breast chicken fillets, Angus Beef, Cheddar Cheese, honey mustard and hot sauces. These sandwiches are usually served on &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/05/14/the-new-angus-cheesy-bacon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>To appeal to the adult market, [Burger King] <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_products">offers several sandwiches and other products</a></strong> made with higher quality ingredients such as whole breast chicken fillets, Angus Beef, Cheddar Cheese, honey mustard and hot sauces. These sandwiches are usually served on a better quality roll, such as baguettes or corn dusted potato rolls.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Enfield">Harry Enfield</a></strong> (born 30 May 1961 in Sussex, England) is an English comedian. In 2002, Enfield starred in a series of commercials for Burger King in the US as Dr. Angus, a character designed to promote the company&#8217;s newest hamburger.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Kimberly&#8217;s Got The Cheetos To Fix This</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chester Cheetah [is] the company&#8217;s current official mascot for Cheetos and other Frito-Lay snacks. Snoring is the vibration of respiratory structures and the resulting sound, due to obstructed air movement during breathing while sleeping. The sound may be soft or &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/05/06/kimberlys-got-the-cheetos-to-fix-this/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Cheetah">Chester Cheetah</a></strong> [is] the company&#8217;s current official mascot for Cheetos and other Frito-Lay snacks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snoring">Snoring</a></strong> is the vibration of respiratory structures and the resulting sound, due to obstructed air movement during breathing while sleeping. The sound may be soft or loud and unpleasant. The structures are usually the uvula and soft palate.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>An <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airliner">airliner</a></strong> is a large fixed-wing aircraft with the primary function of transporting paying passengers. Such aircraft are usually operated by an airline which owns or leases the aircraft.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jack in the Box Jr. wants to be a vegetarian</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vegetarianism is the practice of a diet that excludes all animal flesh, including poultry, game, fish, shellfish or crustacea, and slaughter by-products. Vegetarian diets can aid in keeping body weight under control and substantially reduce risks of heart disease. A &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/04/02/jack-in-the-box-jr-wants-to-be-a-vegetarian/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism">Vegetarianism</a></strong> is the practice of a diet that excludes all animal flesh, including poultry, game, fish, shellfish or crustacea, and slaughter by-products. Vegetarian diets can aid in keeping body weight under control and substantially reduce risks of heart disease.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veterinarian">veterinarian</a></strong> or a veterinary surgeon, often shortened to vet, is a physician for animals and a practitioner of veterinary medicine.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirloin_steak">sirloin steak</a></strong> is beef steak cut from the lower portion of the ribs, continuing off the tenderloin from which filet mignon is cut.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ciabatta">Ciabatta</a></strong>, is an Italian white bread made with wheat flour and yeast. Since the late 1990s it has been popular across Europe and in the United States, and is widely used as a sandwich bread.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Carl&#8217;s Jr. Chicken Breast Plastic Surgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A breast implant is a prosthesis used to enlarge the size of a woman&#8217;s breasts for cosmetic reasons; to reconstruct the breast , or as an aspect of male-to-female sex reassignment surgery. The chicken is one of the most common &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/04/01/carls-jr-chicken-breast-plastic-surgery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast_implant">breast implant</a></strong></strong> is a prosthesis used to enlarge the size of a woman&#8217;s breasts for cosmetic reasons; to reconstruct the breast , or as an aspect of male-to-female sex reassignment surgery. </p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken">chicken</a></strong> is one of the most common and widespread domestic animals. With a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, with both their meat and their eggs consumed.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Over the course of recent years, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl%27s_Jr">Carl&#8217;s Jr.</a></strong> has been involved in numerous advertisement controversies because of the sexual content in their television advertising campaigns.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Roquefort Hacks Cheddar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[International Business Machines Corporation is a multinational computer technology and consulting corporation headquartered in Armonk, New York, USA. In a security context, a hacker is someone involved in computer security/insecurity, specializing in the discovery of exploits in systems, or in &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/29/roquefort-hacks-cheddar/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM">International Business Machines Corporation</a></strong> is a multinational computer technology and consulting corporation headquartered in Armonk, New York, USA.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In a security context, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacker_%28computer_security%29">hacker</a></strong> is someone involved in computer security/insecurity, specializing in the discovery of exploits in systems, or in obtaining or preventing unauthorized access to systems through skills, tactics and detailed knowledge.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_cheese">Cheddar cheese</a></strong> is a fairly hard, pale yellow to orange, sharp-tasting cheese originally (and still) made in the English village of Cheddar, in Somerset. Cheddar cheese is the most popular cheese in the United Kingdom, accounting for just over 50% of the country&#8217;s Â£1.9 billion annual cheese market.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roquefort">Roquefort</a></strong> is a ewe&#8217;s-milk blue cheese from the south of France, and together with Bleu d&#8217;Auvergne, Stilton and Gorgonzola is one of the world&#8217;s greatest blue cheeses. Though similar cheeses are produced elsewhere, European law dictates that only those cheeses aged in the natural Combalou caves of Roquefort-sur-Soulzon may bear the name Roquefort, as it is a recognised geographical indication, or has a protected designation of origin.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>MC Hammer has Feelings for Pepsi</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pepsi and other similar products contain large amounts of sugar. Excessive sugar intake is thought to be a contributing factor in the development of certain types of diabetes. [MC] Hammer also began the trend of rap artists being accepted as &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/25/mc-hammer-has-feelings-for-pepsi/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi">Pepsi</a></strong> and other similar products contain large amounts of sugar. Excessive sugar intake is thought to be a contributing factor in the development of certain types of diabetes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MC_Hammer">[MC] Hammer</a></strong> also began the trend of rap artists being accepted as mainstream pitchmen. Prior to Hammer, it was virtually unheard of for a hip-hop artist to be seen in a major commercial spot. Hammer appeared in major marketing campaigns for companies such as Pepsi and Taco Bell to the point that he was criticized as a &#8220;sell-out&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feelings_%28song%29">&#8220;Feelings&#8221;</a></strong> is a song by Morris Albert, first recorded by him as the title track of his 1975 debut album. The song&#8217;s lyrics, recognizable by their &#8220;woah woah woah&#8221; chorus, concern the singer&#8217;s inability to &#8220;forget my feelings of love.&#8221; Albert&#8217;s original recording of the song was very successful, reaching the Top 10 in both the pop and Adult Contemporary charts in America and performing well internationally.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>McDonalds NHL Replica Goalie Star Sticks</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The goaltender (also known colloquially as goalie or netminder) in ice hockey is the player who defends his team&#8217;s goal net by stopping shots of the puck from entering his team&#8217;s net, thus preventing the opposing team from scoring. The &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/23/mcdonalds-nhl-replica-goalie-star-sticks/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goaltender">goaltender</a></strong> (also known colloquially as goalie or netminder) in ice hockey is the player who defends his team&#8217;s goal net by stopping shots of the puck from entering his team&#8217;s net, thus preventing the opposing team from scoring.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The special hockey stick goaltenders use has a blade that is approximately 3Â½ inches (8.9 cm) wide. The lower 25 to 28 inches (63.5â€“71 cm) of the shaft is widened to provide more blocking surface. This area is called the paddle. Although traditional <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_goaltending_equipment">goalie sticks</a></strong> were usually made completely of wood, most modern sticks are reinforced with graphite and fiberglass and the paddle and blade are injected with foam to make them lighter. Recently, manufacturers have begun to produce sticks made completely from composite materials, which are more durable.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cutting the cheese with Bud Light</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anheuser-Busch has a market share in the United States of about 50% for all beers sold. The company&#8217;s 2005 annual report cites figures which demonstrate Budweiser brands are proving to be quite successful in three markets outside of the U.S. &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/03/cutting-the-cheese-with-bud-light/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Anheuser-Busch has a market share in the United States of about 50% for all beers sold. The company&#8217;s 2005 annual report cites figures which demonstrate <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Budweiser</a></strong> brands are proving to be quite successful in three markets outside of the U.S.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The North American <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen">delicatessen</a></strong> distribution is skewed towards cities, particularly older cities that are less car-oriented, thus favoring walk-in traffic. The residents of New York City have a particularly close connection to their delis, and many delicatessens outside of New York call themselves &#8220;New York delis,&#8221; to evoke the emotional appeal of the traditional New York City delicatessen.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In many cultures, human <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatulence</a></strong> in public is regarded as embarrassing and repulsive, even to the point of being a taboo subject. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and smell. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>If you wanted to sleep with Virgin Atlantic you would have married Virgin Atlantic</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Virgin Atlantic Airways Ltd. (operating as Virgin Atlantic) is a British airline which is owned by Richard Branson&#8217;s Virgin Group (51%) and Singapore Airlines (49%). It operates long-haul routes between the United Kingdom and North America, the Caribbean, Africa, the &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/02/if-you-wanted-to-sleep-with-virgin-atlantic-you-would-have-married-virgin-atlantic/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Virgin Atlantic Airways Ltd. (operating as <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_Atlantic_Airways">Virgin Atlantic</a></strong>) is a British airline which is owned by Richard Branson&#8217;s Virgin Group (51%) and Singapore Airlines (49%). It operates long-haul routes between the United Kingdom and North America, the Caribbean, Africa, the Middle East, Asia, and Australia from its main bases at London Heathrow and London Gatwick.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage">Same-sex marriage</a></strong> is a term for a governmentally, socially, or religiously recognized marriage in which two people of the same sex live together as a family. Other terms for this type of relationship include &#8220;gay marriage&#8221;, &#8220;gender-neutral marriage,&#8221; &#8220;equal marriage,&#8221; &#8220;lesbian marriage,&#8221; &#8220;same-sex civil marriage&#8221;, &#8220;marriage equality&#8221;, &#8220;homosexual marriage,&#8221; &#8220;single-sex marriage&#8221;, &#8220;same-gender marriage&#8221; or just simply &#8220;marriage&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Deep_Is_Your_Love">&#8220;How Deep Is Your Love&#8221;</a></strong> is a song recorded by the Bee Gees in 1977. Originally intended for Yvonne Elliman, it was ultimately used as part of the soundtrack to the film Saturday Night Fever. It was a number three hit in the UK. In the U.S., it topped the Billboard Hot 100 on December 24, 1977 and stayed in the Top-10 for a then-record 17 weeks.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Nuts About Bridgestone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bridgestone is currently ranked first in the global [tire] market, with Michelin second and Goodyear third. Unlike rabbits or deer, squirrels cannot digest cellulose and must rely on foods rich in protein, carbohydrates, and fat. Early spring is the hardest &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/01/nuts-about-bridgestone/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgestone">Bridgestone</a></strong> is currently ranked first in the global [tire] market, with Michelin second and Goodyear third.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Unlike rabbits or deer, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel">squirrels</a></strong> cannot digest cellulose and must rely on foods rich in protein, carbohydrates, and fat. Early spring is the hardest time of year for squirrels, since buried nuts begin to sprout and are no longer available for the squirrel to eat, and new food sources have not become available yet.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Among other things, the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_advertising">Super Bowl</a></strong>, the championship game of the National Football League (NFL) in the United States, is known for the high-profile advertisements that are aired during its television broadcast. Because the Super Bowl is a very highly rated program, prices for advertising space can cost millions of dollars.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bold Doritos Tandoori Sizzler</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tandoori masala is a mixture of spices specifically for use with a tandoor, or clay oven, in traditional north Indian and Afghan cooking. The specific spices vary somewhat from one region to another, but typically include garam masala, garlic, ginger, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/24/bold-doritos-tandoori-sizzler/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tandoori_masala">Tandoori masala</a></strong> is a mixture of spices specifically for use with a tandoor, or clay oven, in traditional north Indian and Afghan cooking. The specific spices vary somewhat from one region to another, but typically include garam masala, garlic, ginger, cumin, cayenne pepper, and other spices and additives.The spices are ground to a fine powder in a coffee grinder or with a pestle and mortar.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortilla_chip">tortilla chip</a></strong> is a snack food made from corn tortillas, which are cut into wedges and then fried (alternately they may be discs pressed out of corn masa then fried or baked). Corn tortillas are made of corn, vegetable oil, salt and water. Although first mass-produced in Los Angeles in the late 1940s, tortilla chips are considered to be a Mexican food. Though usually made of yellow corn, they can also be made of white, blue, or red corn.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[In Canada], <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> are available in: Nacho Cheese, Zesty Cheese, Spicy Nacho, JalapeÃ±o and Cheddar, Baked! Nacho Cheese, Sweet Chili Heat!, Bold BBQ, Chili Cheese Lime, Cool Ranch, and Tandoori Sizzler!</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Burger King Flashes Its Cajun Crown Jewels</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:10:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BK Crown Jewels line is a line of chicken sandwiches and hamburgers sold by the international fast-food restaurant chain Burger King in the New Zealand Market. They are larger, adult oriented products made with higher quality ingredients than their &#8220;standard&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/23/burger-king-flashes-its-cajun-crown-jewels/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BK_Crown_Jewels_line">BK Crown Jewels</a></strong> line is a line of chicken sandwiches and hamburgers sold by the international fast-food restaurant chain Burger King in the New Zealand Market. They are larger, adult oriented products made with higher quality ingredients than their &#8220;standard&#8221; menu items. The Blazing Saddle features bacon, relish, aioli, a Cajun spiced sauce, lettuce, tomato and onions.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>According to an expression of the region, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cajun">Cajuns</a></strong> live to eat, not eat to live. Outside Louisiana the distinctions between Cajun and Louisiana Creole cuisine have been blurred. However, Creole dishes tend to be more sophisticated continental cuisine using local produce. Cajun food is rural, more seasoned, sometimes spicy, and tends to be more hearty.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Clawed <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster">lobsters</a></strong> compose a family (Nephropidae, sometimes also Homaridae) of large marine crustaceans. Lobsters are economically important as seafood, forming the basis of a global industry that nets US$1.8 billion in trade annually.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Phil Hartman Is Ready For Ice Hockey By Activision</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ice Hockey is an ice hockey video game designed by Activision programmer Alan Miller, and published by Activision. If one discounts the &#8220;Hockey Pong&#8221; variant on Video Olympics, Ice Hockey is the only real hockey game on the Atari 2600. &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/18/phil-hartman-is-ready-for-ice-hockey-by-activision/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_Hockey_%28Atari_2600%29">Ice Hockey</a></strong> is an ice hockey video game designed by Activision programmer Alan Miller, and published by Activision. If one discounts the &#8220;Hockey Pong&#8221; variant on Video Olympics, Ice Hockey is the only real hockey game on the Atari 2600.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Hartman">Phil Hartman</a></strong> (September 24, 1948 â€“ May 28, 1998) was a Canadian-American Emmy Award-winning writer as well as an actor, voice artist, comedian and graphic artist. He first came to widespread attention in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his roles on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live, afterwards going on to motion pictures, frequent roles on the long-running FOX animated series The Simpsons, and a major part as &#8220;Bill McNeal&#8221; on the NBC sitcom NewsRadio.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Germans Need Glasses</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glasses, also called eyeglasses or spectacles, are frames bearing lenses worn in front of the eyes, normally for vision correction, eye protection, or for protection from UV rays. Myopia (from Greek: Î¼Ï…Ï‰Ï€Î¯Î± myopia &#8220;near-sightedness&#8221;), also called near- or short-sightedness, is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/17/germans-need-glasses/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasses">Glasses</a></strong>, also called eyeglasses or spectacles, are frames bearing lenses worn in front of the eyes, normally for vision correction, eye protection, or for protection from UV rays.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myopia">Myopia</a></strong> (from Greek: Î¼Ï…Ï‰Ï€Î¯Î± myopia &#8220;near-sightedness&#8221;), also called near- or short-sightedness, is a refractive defect of the eye in which collimated light produces image focus in front of the retina when accommodation is relaxed.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The English noun <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio">fellatio</a></strong> comes from fellÄtus, which in Latin is the past participle of the verb fellÄre, meaning to suck. In Fellatio the -us is replaced by the -io, an alternate form of the suffix -ion. The -ion or -io ending is used in English to create nouns from Latin adjectives and indicate a state or action wherein the Latin verb is being, or has been, performed.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>In a world where Don LaFontaine does a commercial for GEICO</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:41:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Donald LaFontaine (born August 26, 1940 in Duluth, Minnesota), is a legendary voice actor famous for recording over 5,000 movie trailers, television commercials, network promotions, and video game trailers. Due to the sheer volume of trailer voiceovers LaFontaine has recorded, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/12/in-a-world-where-don-lafontaine-does-a-commercial-for-geico/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine">Donald LaFontaine</a></strong> (born August 26, 1940 in Duluth, Minnesota), is a legendary voice actor famous for recording over 5,000 movie trailers, television commercials, network promotions, and video game trailers. Due to the sheer volume of trailer voiceovers LaFontaine has recorded, he has become identified with the phrase &#8220;In a world&#8230;&#8221;, which has been used in movie trailers so frequently that it has become a clichÃ©. He has also parodied this clichÃ© several times, more recently in a commercial for GEICO insurance.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailer_%28film%29">Trailers</a></strong> or previews are film advertisements for films that will be exhibited in the future at a cinema, on whose screen they are shown. The term &#8220;trailer&#8221; comes from their having originally been shown at the end of a film programme.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO">GEICO</a></strong>] commercials use a variety of fictional characters such as Speed Racer and Bill Dutchess as well as real people such as Tony Little and Don LaFontaine spoofing themselves.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The New 12 and 17 inch PowerBooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:05:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2003, the 15-inch [Apple Macintosh] PowerBooks were redesigned and featured the same aluminum body style as their smaller and larger siblings, and with the same feature set as the 17-inch model (including the backlit keyboard). Verne Troyer (born January &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/03/the-new-12-and-17-inch-powerbooks/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 2003, the 15-inch [Apple Macintosh] <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PowerBook">PowerBooks</a></strong> were redesigned and featured the same aluminum body style as their smaller and larger siblings, and with the same feature set as the 17-inch model (including the backlit keyboard).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verne_Troyer">Verne Troyer</a></strong> (born January 1, 1969) is an American actor and stunt man. Verne is notable by his dwarfism, as a result of which he stands 81 centimeters (2 feet, 8 inches) tall. Troyer appeared as himself in an Apple Computer commercial for its 12-inch and 17-inch PowerBooks, in which he used the larger computer and Chinese NBA star Yao Ming used the smaller one.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yao_Ming">Yao Ming</a></strong> (Chinese: 姚明; pinyin: Yáo Míng) (born September 12, 1980, in Shanghai, China) is a Chinese professional basketball player who plays for the Houston Rockets of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He is currently the tallest player in the NBA, standing at 7&#8217;6&#8243; (2.29 m). Yao Ming has several sponsorship deals, including the 2008 Beijing Olympics, McDonald&#8217;s, Pepsi, Visa, Apple, Reebok,and Garmin.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Purex Naked New Neighbour</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sock is a knitted or woven type of hosiery garment for enclosing the human foot. They are worn on the feet. The meanings of nudism and naturism are very similar, and refer to a cultural and political movement practising, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/02/02/purex-naked-new-neighbour/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock">sock</a></strong> is a knitted or woven type of hosiery garment for enclosing the human foot. They are worn on the feet.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The meanings of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudism">nudism</a></strong> and naturism are very similar, and refer to a cultural and political movement practising, advocating and defending social nudity in private and public spaces.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dial_Corporation">Dial Corporation</a></strong> is a maker of personal care and household cleaning products based in Scottsdale, Arizona. It began as a brand of deodorant soap manufactured by Armour and Company, the legendary Chicago meatpacking firm, and through a series of mergers, acquisitions and divestitures, emerged by the 2000s as a stand-alone leading personal care and household cleaning products company. As well as Dial soap, major brands include Purex.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Yo quiero Taco Bell</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lawsuit filed in 1998 by Joseph Shields and Thomas Rinks alleged Taco Bell failed to pay them for use of the Chihuahua character they created. The men alleged that Taco Bell had breached payment on a contract after they &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/27/yo-quiero-taco-bell/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A lawsuit filed in 1998 by Joseph Shields and Thomas Rinks alleged <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Bell">Taco Bell</a></strong> failed to pay them for use of the Chihuahua character they created. The men alleged that Taco Bell had breached payment on a contract after they worked with the restaurant chain for a year to develop the talking Chihuahua for use in marketing. The talking Chihuahua became a hit with the first advertisement, in which the character bypasses a female Chihuahua for a Taco Bell taco and declares: &#8220;Yo quiero Taco Bell.&#8221; </p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In commercials, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taco_Bell_chihuahua">the dog</a></strong> was made to speak through special effects. His advertising catch-phrase was &#8220;¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!&#8221;. There were thought to have been two equally valid translations for this Spanish phrase: &#8220;I want Taco Bell!&#8221; and &#8220;I love Taco Bell!&#8221; However, in the commercials, the subtitle &#8220;I want some Taco Bell&#8221; and did not acknowledge the dual meaning of this phrase because for it to have meant &#8220;I love Taco Bell&#8221; the phrase in spanish would have to have been &#8220;Yo quiero a Taco Bell&#8221; and the original phrase missed the preposition.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Chevy Chase won&#8217;t fall for Aflac</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aflac Incorporated sells supplemental health and life insurance in the United States and Japan. In the United States, Aflac is known for its policies which &#8220;pay cash&#8221; to supplement or replace a policyholder&#8217;s income when an accident or sickness prevents &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/23/chevy-chase-wont-fall-for-aflac/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aflac">Aflac</a></strong> Incorporated sells supplemental health and life insurance in the United States and Japan. In the United States, Aflac is known for its policies which &#8220;pay cash&#8221; to supplement or replace a policyholder&#8217;s income when an accident or sickness prevents the policyholder from working.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>One of [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevy_Chase">Chevy Chase</a></strong>'s] early, and most memorable trademark moves were his pratfalls during many of the show&#8217;s opening skits, which often poked fun at President Gerald Ford. Chase opened most SNL shows with &#8220;The Fall of the Week,&#8221; after which he would exclaim &#8220;Live from New York, it&#8217;s Saturday Night!&#8221;. It was during one of these skits (during the second season) when he was injured on an unpadded podium, which bruised a testicle and forced him to broadcast two of the show&#8217;s segments live from his hospital bed.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Sausage Talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The existence of the Czech beer of the same name has caused problems in some markets. A long-standing agreement with the Czech brewery divided the rights to the name &#8220;Budweiser&#8221;, so that the Anheuser-Busch product is marketed as &#8220;Bud&#8221; (in &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/23/bud-light-sausage-talk/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The existence of the Czech beer of the same name has <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_trademark_dispute">caused problems</a></strong> in some markets. A long-standing agreement with the Czech brewery divided the rights to the name &#8220;Budweiser&#8221;, so that the Anheuser-Busch product is marketed as &#8220;Bud&#8221; (in France and elsewhere) and &#8220;Anheuser-Busch B&#8221; (Germany), where the Czech beer has the rights to the name. Anheuser-Busch has made offers to buy out the Czech brewing company in order to secure global rights to the name &#8220;Budweiser&#8221; for both beers, but such offers have been refused.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage">Sausage</a></strong> is a logical outcome of efficient butchery. Sausage-makers put to use meat and animal parts that are edible and nutritious, but not particularly appealing, such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat, and that allow the preservation of meat that can not be consumed immediately. Hence, sausages are among the oldest of prepared foods.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Dolittle">Doctor John Dolittle</a></strong> is the central character of a series of children&#8217;s books by Hugh Lofting. He is a doctor who shuns human patients in favour of animals, with whom he can speak in their own languages. He later becomes a naturalist, using his abilities to speak with animals to better understand nature and the history of the world.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dynamints Refresh So Big</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mint is a candy characterized by the presence of mint flavoring or real mint oil, whether it be peppermint oil, spearmint oil, or another natural or artificial source. Wintergreen and other oils or flavors are frequently used in mints, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/23/dynamints-refresh-so-big/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_%28candy%29">mint</a></strong> is a candy characterized by the presence of mint flavoring or real mint oil, whether it be peppermint oil, spearmint oil, or another natural or artificial source. Wintergreen and other oils or flavors are frequently used in mints, however they are not of the mint (mentha) family or botanical class.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Though the causes of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halitosis">breath odor</a></strong> are not entirely understood, most unpleasant odors are known to arise from proteins trapped in the mouth which are processed by oral bacteria. There are over 600 types of bacteria found in the average mouth. Several dozens of these can produce high levels of foul odors when incubated in the laboratory.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Imaginations Run Riot With Mattesson&#8217;s Smoked Pork Sausage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most basic sausage consists of meat cut into pieces or ground and filled into a casing such as an animal intestine. The meat may be from any animal, but traditionally is pork, beef or veal. Phallic symbolism can be &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/22/imaginations-run-riot-with-mattessons-smoked-pork-sausage/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The most basic <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage">sausage</a></strong> consists of meat cut into pieces or ground and filled into a casing such as an animal intestine. The meat may be from any animal, but traditionally is pork, beef or veal.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus">Phallic</a></strong> symbolism can be perceived in a wide range of fiction and other popular culture works.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Group">Kerry Group</a></strong>, is a major quoted food company headquartered in the Republic of Ireland. It is quoted on the Dublin ISEQ and London stock exchanges. It evolved initially from a local dairy co-op in the Munster region of Ireland. However, after floating on the stock exchange in 1986, the group has grown substantially into the world&#8217;s leading food ingredients supplier and is also a leading consumer foods supplier in the UK and Irish markets. Key brands [include Mattessons].</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light cools the fire down</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, Bud Light is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/21/bud-light-cools-the-fire-down/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29#Bud_Light">Bud Light</a></strong> is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>It is commonly said that shaking a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonation#Shaking">carbonated</a></strong> beverage will cause large amounts of foam to erupt upon opening, and it is often believed that shaking a bottle containing a carbonated beverage will cause the pressure inside to rise. In fact, when a pressure gauge is attached to a pressurized bottle of a carbonated beverage, it is found that the pressure within does not increase. It is instead the formation of tiny bubbles from the agitation that causes the foam; upon opening, the size of the bubbles will rapidly increase due to the reduction in pressure, resulting in excessive foaming.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jalapeno Cheddar Double Melt From Wendy&#8217;s</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wendy&#8217;s was founded by Dave Thomas in 1969 and was named after Dave&#8217;s second daughter, Melinda Lou Thomas, then eight years old, whom her older siblings nicknamed &#8220;Wendy&#8221; (originally &#8220;Winda&#8221;, stemming from the child&#8217;s initial difficulty saying her own name), &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/21/jalapeno-cheddar-double-melt-from-wendys/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy%27s">Wendy&#8217;s</a></strong> was founded by Dave Thomas in 1969 and was named after Dave&#8217;s second daughter, Melinda Lou Thomas, then eight years old, whom her older siblings nicknamed &#8220;Wendy&#8221; (originally &#8220;Winda&#8221;, stemming from the child&#8217;s initial difficulty saying her own name), as Thomas stated in his A&#038;E Biography show.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In comparison with other chili peppers, the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jalape%C3%B1o">jalapeÃ±o</a></strong> has a heat level that varies from mild to hot depending on cultivation and preparation.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_Love_out_of_Nothing_at_All">&#8220;Making Love Out of Nothing At All&#8221;</a></strong> is a song written and composed by Jim Steinman and has been released by Air Supply and Bonnie Tyler. There have also been numerous other versions that have not been as commercially successful.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>GEICO Knight &amp; the Pips</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GEICO was founded by Leo Goodwin and his wife Lillian Goodwin in 1936 to market auto insurance directly to federal government employees and their families. Goodwin was inducted into the Insurance Hall of Fame due to the success of the &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/19/geico-knight-the-pips/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO">GEICO</a></strong> was founded by Leo Goodwin and his wife Lillian Goodwin in 1936 to market auto insurance directly to federal government employees and their families. Goodwin was inducted into the Insurance Hall of Fame due to the success of the company.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gladys_Knight_%26_the_Pips">Gladys Knight &#038; the Pips</a></strong> were an R&#038;B/soul musical act from Atlanta, Georgia, active from 1953 to 1989. Best known for their string of hit singles from 1967 to 1975, including &#8220;I Heard It Through the Grapevine&#8221; (1967) and &#8220;Midnight Train to Georgia&#8221; (1973). The longest-lived incarnation of the act featured Gladys Knight on lead vocals, with The Pips, who included her brother Merald &#8220;Bubba&#8221; Knight and their cousins Edward Patten and William Guest, as backup singers. As of 2007, the Pips appeared in a commercial for auto insurance company Geico.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Chevy Chase Has A Tough Year But A Good Chip</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doritos (which, according to Frito-Lay, is Spanish for &#8220;little bits of gold&#8221;) is made from ground corn, corn oil, and seasoning. It also rhymes with other Frito-Lay brand names Cheetos, Tostitos, and Fritos (which is the Spanish word for fried). &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/14/chevy-chase-has-a-tough-year-but-a-good-chip/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> (which, according to Frito-Lay, is Spanish for &#8220;little bits of gold&#8221;) is made from ground corn, corn oil, and seasoning. It also rhymes with other Frito-Lay brand names Cheetos, Tostitos, and Fritos (which is the Spanish word for fried).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevy_Chase">Chevy Chase</a></strong> (born October 8, 1943) is an Emmy Award-winning American comedian, writer, and television and film actor. In September 1993, Chase hosted The Chevy Chase Show, a weeknight talk show, for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The show was cancelled by FOX after only six weeks. Chase later appeared in a commercial for Doritos, airing during the Super Bowl, in which he made humorous reference to the show.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>2 Mozza Burgers for $6 at A&amp;W</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the late 1990s, [Canadian A&#038;W] marketing and products began to take on a more retro approach. Former menu items, such as the Burger Family, were re-introduced, and marketing became more targeted toward the baby boomer generation. At the same &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/13/2-mozza-burgers-for-6-at-aw/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In the late 1990s, [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_%28Canada%29">Canadian A&#038;W</a></strong>] marketing and products began to take on a more retro approach. Former menu items, such as the Burger Family, were re-introduced, and marketing became more targeted toward the baby boomer generation. At the same time, the current restaurant design was introduced. The exterior features bright orange and yellow colours, reminiscent of the 1950s, while the interior is decorated with memorabilia associated with the same period. Existing restaurants were renovated to match the new style.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>It has been said that the name &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozzarella">mozzarella</a></strong>&#8220;, which is clearly derived from southern Italian dialects, was the diminutive form of mozza (cut), or mozzare (to cut off) derived from the method of working. Other theories describe its origins as a minor preparation of &#8220;scamozza&#8221; (Scamorza cheese), which in its turn probably derives from &#8220;scamozzata&#8221; (&#8220;without a shirt&#8221;), with allusion to the fact that these cheeses have no hard surface covering typical of a dry cured cheese.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I&#8217;m thinking Arby&#8217;s Riverdance Chimps</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arby&#8217;s was founded by Forrest and Leroy Raffel in Ohio in 1964, who were determined to own a fast food franchise based on a food other than hamburgers. The brothers wanted to use the preferred name of &#8220;Big Tex&#8221;, but &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/07/im-thinking-arbys-riverdance-chimps/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arby%27s">Arby&#8217;s</a></strong> was founded by Forrest and Leroy Raffel in Ohio in 1964, who were determined to own a fast food franchise based on a food other than hamburgers. The brothers wanted to use the preferred name of &#8220;Big Tex&#8221;, but that name was already being used by an Akron businessman. They eventually decided on the Arby&#8217;s moniker, based on R.B., the initials of Raffel Brothers, thus Arby&#8217;s, LLC, was born.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_stepdance">Irish stepdance</a></strong> is a type of performance dance originating in Ireland from traditional Irish dance. Irish stepdancing has been recently popularized by the world-famous show &#8220;Riverdance&#8221; and its followers. Irish stepdance is performed in most places with large Irish populations, though not all stepdancers are of Irish ancestry.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The first use of the name &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee">chimpanzee</a></strong>&#8220;, however, did not occur until 1738. The name is derived from a Tshiluba language term &#8220;kivili-chimpenze&#8221;, which is the local name for the animal and translates loosely as &#8220;mockman&#8221; or possibly just &#8220;ape&#8221;. The colloquialism &#8220;chimp&#8221; was most likely coined some time in the late 1870s.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Homer Simpson Has A Pentium II Inside</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pentium II brand refers to Intel&#8217;s sixth-generation microarchitecture (&#8220;Intel P6&#8243;) and x86-compatible microprocessors introduced on May 7, 1997. They featured an improved version of the first P6-generation core of the Pentium Pro CPUs. Homer [Simpson] has a low IQ &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/05/homer-simpson-has-a-pentium-ii-inside/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentium_II">Pentium II</a></strong> brand refers to Intel&#8217;s sixth-generation microarchitecture (&#8220;Intel P6&#8243;) and x86-compatible microprocessors introduced on May 7, 1997. They featured an improved version of the first P6-generation core of the Pentium Pro CPUs.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson">Homer [Simpson]</a></strong> has a low IQ of 55 due to his hereditary &#8220;Simpson Gene,&#8221; his alcohol problem, exposure to radioactive waste, repetitive cranial trauma, and a crayon lodged in the frontal lobe of his brain. Homer&#8217;s intelligence was said to jump fifty points when he had the crayon removed, bringing him to an IQ of 105, slightly above that of an average person, however he had the crayon reinserted, presumably lowering his IQ back to its original 55. The amount of Homer&#8217;s brain which still functions is also questionable.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jay Leno Gets Ahead in Dorito Chip Technology</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doritos is a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1966 by the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.). Doritos are sold in many countries worldwide in assorted flavors. Ranch dressing is a condiment. The dressing is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/05/jay-leno-gets-ahead-in-dorito-chip-technology/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> is a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1966 by the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.). Doritos are sold in many countries worldwide in assorted flavors.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing">Ranch dressing</a></strong> is a condiment. The dressing is made of buttermilk or sour cream, mayonnaise, minced green onion, garlic powder, and other seasonings mixed into a sauce. Ranch became a common snack food flavor, starting with Cool Ranch Doritos in 1987, and Hidden Valley Ranch Wavy Lay&#8217;s in 1994.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Leno">James Douglas Muir &#8220;Jay&#8221; Leno</a></strong> (April 28, 1950) is an Emmy Award-winning American comedian and television host, who succeeded Johnny Carson as host of The Tonight Show in 1992, and as of 2007 has served as host for roughly half the amount of time that Carson served.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Give Quiznos Chicken Carbonara Another Chance</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of Quiznos&#8217; sandwiches are served toasted, although they will be served untoasted at the customer&#8217;s request. The best selling subs are the Classic Italian, the Mesquite Chicken with Bacon, the Prime Rib Cheesesteak, the Chicken Carbonara, and the Turkey, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/04/give-quiznos-chicken-carbonara-another-chance/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>All of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiznos_Sub">Quiznos&#8217;</a></strong> sandwiches are served toasted, although they will be served untoasted at the customer&#8217;s request. The best selling subs are the Classic Italian, the Mesquite Chicken with Bacon, the Prime Rib Cheesesteak, the Chicken Carbonara, and the Turkey, Ranch and Swiss sub.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The Italian-American [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonara">Carbonara</a></strong>] recipe commonly referred to as carbonara is made from cream, eggs, parmesan cheese (sometimes with pecorino romano cheese), and pancetta (or some other type of bacon). Some American recipes add salt, pepper (white or black), and/or garlic to taste; with peas added for color. This preparation is saucier than the Italian version, and has more in common with a cream sauce such as that incorporated into fettuccine alfredo.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intravenous_therapy">Intravenous therapy</a></strong> or IV therapy is the giving of liquid substances directly into a vein. It can be intermittent or continuous; continuous administration is called an intravenous drip. The word intravenous simply means &#8220;within a vein&#8221;, but is most commonly used to refer to IV therapy. Therapies administered intravenously are often called specialty pharmaceuticals.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I Always Come Back to Outback</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 15:03:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Outback Steakhouse is a casual dining American restaurant chain based in Tampa, Florida with over 900 locations in 23 countries throughout North and South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia. It specializes in USDA Choice and, occasionally, Prime steaks and other &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2008/01/02/i-always-come-back-to-outback/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aioli">Outback Steakhouse</a></strong> is a casual dining American restaurant chain based in Tampa, Florida with over 900 locations in 23 countries throughout North and South America, Europe, Asia, and Australia. It specializes in USDA Choice and, occasionally, Prime steaks and other offerings in an Australian-inspired environment.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomerang">Boomerangs</a></strong> come in many shapes and sizes depending on their geographic/tribal origins and intended function. The most recognizable type is the returning boomerang, a kind of throwing stick that, when thrown correctly, travels in a curved path and returns to its point of origin. Other types of boomerang are of the non-returning sort, and indeed, some are not thrown at all but are used in hand-to-hand combat by Aboriginal people.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jemaine_Clement">Jemaine Clement</a></strong> (born January 10, 1974 in New Zealand) is an actor, comedian and writer, best known for being half of the comedy duo Flight of the Conchords with Bret McKenzie. On February 5, 2006, Outback Steakhouse debuted a series of commercials starring Clement during Super Bowl XL. The campaign ended in July 2006.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>My Mother Said I Could</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber condom was produced in 1855. These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides. Although they were reusable, these early rubber &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/12/29/my-mother-said-i-could/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom">condom</a></strong> was produced in 1855. These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides. Although they were reusable, these early rubber condoms were also expensive.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beiersdorf">Beiersdorf AG</a></strong> is a multinational corporation based in Hamburg, Germany, manufacturing personal care products. Its brands include Hansaplast.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mr. Shifter Shifts PG Tips</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[PG Tips is a brand of tea in the United Kingdom; its manufacturers Unilever UK claims that Britons drink 35 million cups of PG Tips a day. Since 1956, in the longest running advertising campaign for any brand, PG Tips &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/12/28/mr-shifter-shifts-pg-tips/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PG_Tips">PG Tips</a></strong> is a brand of tea in the United Kingdom; its manufacturers Unilever UK claims that Britons drink 35 million cups of PG Tips a day. Since 1956, in the longest running advertising campaign for any brand, PG Tips often advertised using chimpanzees dressed as humans and drinking tea: the &#8220;Tipps family&#8221;.</p>
<p>One of these adverts, called &#8220;Mr. Shifter&#8221; holds the world record, for the advert shown most times on British Television. A whole range of figurine chimps were made as collector&#8217;s editions for PG Tips, and some are very rare. All the chimps in the adverts were featured (including Kevin Tipps and Mr. Shifter).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Robbins">Michael Robbins</a></strong> (November 14, 1930 &#8211; December 11, 1992) was a British actor known for his television work. Formerly a bank clerk, he became an actor after appearing in amateur dramatic performances in Hitchin in Hertfordshire, where he lived at the time. Primarily a comedy actor, he is best known for the role of Arthur Rudge (the persistently sarcastic husband of Olive, who was played by Anna Karen) in the popular sitcom On the Buses.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Rocket Sled</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, Bud Light is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/12/25/bud-light-rocket-sled/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Bud Light</a></strong> is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The gas released during a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatus</a></strong> event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, through omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats or dogs. Flatulence odor can also be caused by the presence of large numbers of microflora bacteria and/or the presence of feces in the rectum.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled">rocket sled</a></strong> is a test platform that slides along a set of rails, propelled by rockets. They were used extensively by the United States early in the Cold War to accelerate equipment considered too experimental (hazardous) for testing directly in piloted aircraft.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Little Caesars Pizza Pizza Meatza Meatza</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Caesars is a pizza restaurant chain in the United States. It is estimated to be the 4th largest pizza chain in the United States. The company claims to be the largest carry-out pizza chain in the world. It was &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/12/23/little-caesars-pizza-pizza-meatza-meatza/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Caesars">Little Caesars</a></strong> is a pizza restaurant chain in the United States. It is estimated to be the 4th largest pizza chain in the United States. The company claims to be the largest carry-out pizza chain in the world. It was founded by Mike Ilitch and Marian Ilitch in 1959 in Garden City, Michigan, as &#8220;Little Caesars Pizza Treat.&#8221; The company is famous for its advertising catchphrase, &#8220;Pizza! Pizza!&#8221; which was introduced in 1979. The phrase refers to two pizzas being offered for the comparable price of a single pizza from competitors.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism">Vegetarianism</a></strong> is the practice of a diet that excludes all animal flesh, including poultry, game, fish, shellfish or crustacea, and slaughter by-products.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightmare">Nightmare</a></strong> is the term currently used to refer to a dream which causes a strong unpleasant emotional response from the sleeper, typically fear or horror, or the sensations of pain, falling, drowning or death. Such dreams can be related to physical causes such as a high fever, or psychological ones such as psychological trauma or stress in the sleeper&#8217;s life, or can have no apparent cause.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Christine still likes Heinz Baked Beanz</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 13:09:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[H. J. Heinz Company, commonly known as Heinz, famous for its &#8220;57 Varieties&#8221; slogan, is an American processed-food product company with its headquarters in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. In the United Kingdom, Heinz is the top selling brand of baked beans. There &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/12/15/christine-still-likes-heinz-baked-beanz/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._J._Heinz_Company">H. J. Heinz Company</a></strong>, commonly known as Heinz, famous for its &#8220;57 Varieties&#8221; slogan, is an American processed-food product company with its headquarters in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In the United Kingdom, Heinz is the top selling brand of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baked_beans">baked beans</a></strong>. There are substantial differences between the Heinz baked beans sold in the UK and the nearest equivalent U.S. product (Heinz Premium Vegetarian Beans).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_reassignment_surgery">Sex reassignment surgery</a></strong>, gender reassignment surgery, or sex-change operation is a term for the surgical procedures by which a person&#8217;s physical appearance and function of their existing sexual characteristics are altered to resemble that of the other sex. It is part of a treatment for gender identity disorder in transsexual and transgender people.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Well, TrÃ¶egs is natural</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 02:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TrÃ¶egs is an American brewery in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. John and Chris Trogner founded the company in 1996. The name TrÃ¶egs is a combination of a nickname derived from the surname Trogner and the Flemish word Kroeg (&#8220;pub&#8221;). TrÃ¶egs is a &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/12/01/well-troegs-is-natural/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%C3%B6egs_Brewing_Company">TrÃ¶egs</a></strong> is an American brewery in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. John and Chris Trogner founded the company in 1996. The name TrÃ¶egs is a combination of a nickname derived from the surname Trogner and the Flemish word Kroeg (&#8220;pub&#8221;). TrÃ¶egs is a craft-brewery, or microbrewery focusing their production on specialty and seasonal beers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>According to the official version, the modern <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini">bikini</a></strong> was invented by French engineer Louis RÃ©ard and fashion designer Jacques Heim in Paris in 1946 and introduced on July 25 at a fashion show at Piscine Molitor in Paris. It was a string bikini with a g-string back. It was named after Bikini Atoll, the site of nuclear weapon tests a few days earlier in the Marshall Islands, on the reasoning that the burst of excitement it would cause would be like the nuclear device.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burping">Burping</a></strong>, also known as belching, ructus, or eructation involves the release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth. It is usually accompanied with a typical sound and at times an odor.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The noises commonly associated with <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatulence</a></strong> are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Coca-Cola Zero gives you less than what you hoped for</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 02:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coca-Cola Zero or Coke Zero is a product of the Coca-Cola Company. It is a sugar-free variation of Coca-Cola. In the United States, where the drink was first introduced, Coke Zero is marketed as having zero calories (hence the Zero &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/11/23/coca-cola-zero-gives-you-less-than-what-you-hoped-for/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Zero">Coca-Cola Zero</a></strong> or Coke Zero is a product of the Coca-Cola Company. It is a sugar-free variation of Coca-Cola. In the United States, where the drink was first introduced, Coke Zero is marketed as having zero calories (hence the Zero in the product&#8217;s name), but in other countries it is marketed as having zero sugar. Coca-Cola Zero in fact has a negligible caloric value. Depending on the country in which it is made, it has about 0.2 to 0.5 Kcal per 100 mL (3.4 US fl. oz.).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In fashion, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falsies">falsies</a></strong> is a term used in English to denote padding for use in a brassiere to create the appearance of larger breasts.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I Am Man</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In May 2006, in promotion of the Texas Double Whopper, Burger King released a campaign called the &#8220;Manthem&#8221; which parodies Helen Reddy&#8217;s I Am Woman. It depicts a man and his girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Disappointed by the meager &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/25/i-am-man/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In May 2006, in promotion of the Texas Double Whopper, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burger_King_advertising">Burger King released a campaign</a></strong> called the &#8220;Manthem&#8221; which parodies Helen Reddy&#8217;s I Am Woman. It depicts a man and his girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Disappointed by the meager portions he is served, the man bursts into song, expressing his desire for a Texas Double Whopper, in place of what he deems &#8220;chick food.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Woman">&#8220;I Am Woman&#8221;</a></strong> is a song cowritten by Helen Reddy and singer/songwriter/guitarist Ray Burton and performed by Reddy. Released in its most well-known version in 1972, the song became an enduring anthem for the womenâ€™s liberation movement.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll have the New Subway Fresh Fit Menu, hold the Love Handles</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to its corporate positioning as a more health-conscious restaurant, much of Subway&#8216;s rapid growth can be attributed to its somewhat unique business model. Unlike most franchisors, the parent company does not operate any restaurants. &#8220;Love handles&#8221; is a &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/18/ill-have-the-new-subway-fresh-fit-menu-hold-the-love-handles/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In addition to its corporate positioning as a more health-conscious restaurant, much of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_%28restaurant%29">Subway</a></strong>&#8216;s rapid growth can be attributed to its somewhat unique business model. Unlike most franchisors, the parent company does not operate any restaurants.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_handles">Love handles</a></strong>&#8221; is a colloquial or slang term for a layer of fat that is deposited around a person&#8217;s midsection, especially visible on the sides over the abdominal external oblique muscle. They are called &#8220;love handles&#8221; because they provide a soft place to rest one&#8217;s hand while one&#8217;s arm is around a person, or perhaps because they can serve as places to hold on while in the throes of passion.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badonkadonk">Badonkadonk</a></strong> (sometimes pronounced &#8220;badunkadunk&#8221;) is a slang term for a woman&#8217;s buttocks that are voluptuously large and firm. It first appeared in mass media in 2001 in a line by rapper Keith Murray in the song &#8220;Fatty Girl&#8221;: &#8220;You got a badonkadonk, girl, don&#8217;t hurt nobody!&#8221; Occasionally the term is used pejoratively such as the 2007 award-winning advertisement for Subway in which a woman at a competitor&#8217;s restaurant orders &#8220;thunder thighs and a badonkadonk butt&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I like Carl&#8217;s Jr&#8217;s Flat Buns</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In mid-August 2007, Carl&#8217;s Jr. introduced it&#8217;s &#8220;Patty Melt Sandwich&#8221;, in a television ad. A bun is a sweet or plain small bread or a round roll. It can be consumed as-is, made into a sandwich, or or designed to &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/15/i-like-carls-jrs-flat-buns/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In mid-August 2007, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl%27s_Jr.">Carl&#8217;s Jr.</a></strong> introduced it&#8217;s &#8220;Patty Melt Sandwich&#8221;, in a television ad.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bun">bun</a></strong> is a sweet or plain small bread or a round roll. It can be consumed as-is, made into a sandwich, or or designed to be cut in half and filled with ingredients.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttocks">buttocks</a></strong> are rounded portions of the anatomy located on the posterior of the pelvic region of the apes, including humans and many other bipeds or quadrupeds.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>New Hai Karate drives women right out of their minds</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hai Karate was a budget aftershave on sale in the United States and the United Kingdom during the 1960s and the 1970s, and derives its notability from its position as an icon of nostalgia. As a unique marketing ploy, in &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/12/new-hai-karate-drives-women-right-out-of-their-minds/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hai_Karate">Hai Karate</a></strong> was a budget aftershave on sale in the United States and the United Kingdom during the 1960s and the 1970s, and derives its notability from its position as an icon of nostalgia. As a unique marketing ploy, in the early days each bottle of Hai Karate came with a small self-defense instruction booklet, to help wearers defend themselves against women.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karate">Karate</a></strong> (ç©ºæ‰‹, Karate), or karate-dÅ (ç©ºæ‰‹é“, karate-dÅ), is a martial art developed from indigenous fighting methods from the RyÅ«kyÅ« Islands, Chinese kempo, and classical Japanese martial arts. It is known primarily as a striking art, featuring punching, kicking, knee/elbow strikes, and open-handed techniques, but grappling, joint manipulations, locks, restraints/traps, throws, and vital point striking also appear.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A dish of Harper&#8217;s Cat Chow is more nutritionally balanced than a Lobster Mornay</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pet owners often prefer dry cat food due to the convenience and price. Besides usually being significantly cheaper, dry cat food can also be left out for the cat to eat at will over the course of several days; whereas, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/06/a-dish-of-harpers-cat-chow-is-more-nutritionally-balanced-than-a-lobster-mornay/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Pet owners often prefer dry <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_food">cat food</a></strong> due to the convenience and price. Besides usually being significantly cheaper, dry cat food can also be left out for the cat to eat at will over the course of several days; whereas, canned or raw cat food spoils or becomes unappetizing after several hours.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornay_sauce">Mornay sauce</a></strong> is a BÃ©chamel sauce with shredded or grated cheese added. Usually, it is half GruyÃ¨re and half Parmesan, though variations use different combinations of GruyÃ¨re, Emmental cheese, or white cheddar. It is often served with seafood or vegetables.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Trumpet: Togs or Undies?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ice cream or ice-cream (originally iced cream) is a frozen dessert made from dairy products, such as cream (or substituted ingredients), combined with flavorings and sweeteners, such as sugar. A swimsuit, bathing suit or swimming costume is an item of &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/02/trumpet-togs-or-undies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream">Ice cream</a></strong> or ice-cream (originally iced cream) is a frozen dessert made from dairy products, such as cream (or substituted ingredients), combined with flavorings and sweeteners, such as sugar.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swimsuit">swimsuit</a></strong>, bathing suit or swimming costume is an item of clothing designed to be worn for swimming. In New Zealand English and some areas of Australian English, swimsuits are usually called togs. This term is less common in other parts of the Commonwealth where it can also refer to clothes in general.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Some clothing is specifically <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment">underwear</a></strong>, while some is also used as swimsuits (if made of suitable material), and both T-shirts and some shorts are suitable as underwear as well as outer clothing. Suitability as outer clothing is, apart from outdoor or indoor climate, largely a social and sometimes even a legal matter.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Keystone Light is always smooth, even when you&#8217;re not</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price and popularity amongst college-aged individuals, it is often considered a &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/01/keystone-light-is-always-smooth-even-when-youre-not/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_%28beer_brand%29">Keystone beer</a></strong> is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price and popularity amongst college-aged individuals, it is often considered a cheap beer or, when purchased in case-form, a &#8216;dirty thirty&#8217;. Keystone Light has an alcohol content 5.0% ABV.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>More prevalent applications of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluetooth">Bluetooth</a></strong> include: Wireless control of and communication between a mobile phone and a hands-free headset or car kit. This was one of the earliest applications to become popular.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes West For Suntory Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nicknamed &#8220;The Austrian Oak&#8221; in his body building days, &#8220;Arnie&#8221; or &#8220;Ahnold&#8221; (playing off his accent) during his acting career, and more recently &#8220;The Governator&#8221; (a portmanteau of Governor and Terminator, referring to his internationally popular film role), [Arnold] Schwarzenegger &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/10/01/arnold-schwarzenegger-goes-west-for-suntory-coffee/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Nicknamed &#8220;The Austrian Oak&#8221; in his body building days, &#8220;Arnie&#8221; or &#8220;Ahnold&#8221; (playing off his accent) during his acting career, and more recently &#8220;The Governator&#8221; (a portmanteau of Governor and Terminator, referring to his internationally popular film role), <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger"><strong>[Arnold] Schwarzenegger</strong></a> as a young man gained widespread attention as a highly successful bodybuilder, and later gained worldwide fame as a Hollywood action film star.</p></blockquote>
<p>You can find more <a href="http://videoichiban.com/videos/commercials/">Japanese commercials</a> at <a href="http://videoichiban.com">Video Ichiban</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee"><strong>Coffee</strong></a> is a widely consumed beverage prepared from the roasted seedsâ€”commonly referred to as beansâ€”of the coffee plant. It is usually served hot but can also be served cold. A typical 7 fluid ounce (ca. 207 mL) cup of coffee contains 80â€“140 milligrams of caffeine, depending on the bean and method of roasting and preparation.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cachemir Lingerie Fountain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lingerie is a term for women&#8217;s fashion undergarments. It derives from the French word &#8216;lin&#8217; for linen. While the term in the French language applies to all undergarments for either sex, in English it is applied only to those women&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/09/27/cachemir-lingerie-fountain/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie">Lingerie</a></strong> is a term for women&#8217;s fashion undergarments. It derives from the French word &#8216;lin&#8217; for linen. While the term in the French language applies to all undergarments for either sex, in English it is applied only to those women&#8217;s undergarments designed to be visually appealing or erotic, typically incorporating materials such as Lycra, nylon (nylon tricot), polyester, satin, lace and/or silk and not applied to functional cotton undergarments.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis">Manneken Pis</a></strong> (Brabantian for little man wee), is a Brussels landmark. It is a small bronze fountain sculpture depicting a naked little boy urinating into the fountain&#8217;s basin. Similar statues can be found in the Belgian cities of Geraardsbergen, Hasselt, Gent and in the North French village of Broxeele.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Penis <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection">erection</a></strong> usually results from sexual stimulation and/or sexual arousal, but can also occur by such causes as a full urinary bladder or spontaneously during the course of a day or at night, often during erotic or wet dreams (see &#8220;nocturnal penile tumescence&#8221;). </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Refreshing Brahma beer extinguishes voodoo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brahma is a Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. The brands are now owned by the Company InBev; formed by a merger between Companhia de Bebidas das AmÃ©ricas AmBev; and Interbrew. It &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/09/25/refreshing-brahma-beer-extinguishes-voodoo/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma_%28beer%29">Brahma</a></strong> is a Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. The brands are now owned by the Company InBev; formed by a merger between Companhia de Bebidas das AmÃ©ricas AmBev; and Interbrew. It is famous for its innovative advertising which has won many awards at festivals such as Cannes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In folk-magic and witchcraft, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet">poppet</a></strong> is a doll made to represent a person, for casting spells on that person (such as healing, fertility, or binding spells). These dolls may be fashioned from such materials as a carved root, grain or corn shafts, a fruit, paper, wax, a potato, clay, branches, or cloth stuffed with herbs. The intention is that whatever actions are performed upon the effigy will be transferred to the subject. This use of poppets is known as &#8220;image magic&#8221;. They are also known as Poppits and Pippies. Sometimes these dolls are mistakenly called &#8220;voodoo dolls&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Most people don&#8217;t like dry food</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wendy&#8217;s hamburgers are served as a &#8220;Junior&#8221; (1/8 pound), Classic Single (1/4 pound), Big Bacon Classic (1/4 pound), Classic Double (1/2 pound), and as a Classic Triple (3/4 pound). A hamburger (or simply [a] burger) is a food that consists &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/09/24/most-people-dont-like-dry-food/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy%27s">Wendy&#8217;s</a></strong> hamburgers are served as a &#8220;Junior&#8221; (1/8 pound), Classic Single (1/4 pound), Big Bacon Classic (1/4 pound), Classic Double (1/2 pound), and as a Classic Triple (3/4 pound).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger">hamburger</a></strong> (or simply [a] burger) is a food that consists of a cooked patty of ground meat that is fried, steamed, grilled, or broiled, and is generally served with various condiments and toppings inside a sliced bun baked specially for this purpose.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>My Bridgestone</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bridgestone Corporation (æ ªå¼ä¼šç¤¾ãƒ–ãƒªãƒ‚ã‚¹ãƒˆãƒ³, Kabushiki-gaisha Burijisuton) is a Japanese rubber conglomerate founded in 1931 by Shojiro Ishibashi (çŸ³æ©‹æ­£äºŒéƒŽ, Ishibashi ShÅjirÅ) in the city of Kurume, Fukuoka, Japan. The name Bridgestone comes from a literal translation and transposition of ishibashi, meaning &#8220;stone &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/09/15/my-bridgestone/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgestone">Bridgestone Corporation</a></strong> (æ ªå¼ä¼šç¤¾ãƒ–ãƒªãƒ‚ã‚¹ãƒˆãƒ³, Kabushiki-gaisha Burijisuton) is a Japanese rubber conglomerate founded in 1931 by Shojiro Ishibashi (çŸ³æ©‹æ­£äºŒéƒŽ, Ishibashi ShÅjirÅ) in the city of Kurume, Fukuoka, Japan. The name Bridgestone comes from a literal translation and transposition of ishibashi, meaning &#8220;stone bridge&#8221; in Japanese. It is currently the largest tyre manufacturer in the world.</p>
<p>Bridgestone&#8217;s first overseas plant since the end of the war was opened in Singapore in 1965, and production was also commenced in Thailand in 1969.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_burner">rice burner</a></strong>, along with the prefix rice, has taken on an alternate pejorative meaning for an automobile that has been modified to give impression of high performance, but does not necessarily have any high-performance capabilities. This practice is in direct contrast to the &#8220;stealth&#8221; or &#8220;sleeper&#8221; style of automotive modification, where a vehicle may have major performance modifications, but the appearance remains similar to that of a stock model. In this manner, the appellation can apply to any vehicle regardless of country of origin. The most commonly modified cars are sport compacts, but the term can apply to any class of vehicle, including trucks.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hard nipples come standard with the Toyota Corolla</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:10:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Corolla">Toyota Corolla</a></strong> is a compact car produced by the Japanese automaker Toyota, which has become very popular throughout the world since the nameplate was first introduced in 1966.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Stimulation or sexual arousal can cause the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nipple">nipples</a></strong> to become erect, due to the release of the polypeptide neurotransmitter oxytocin. Breastfeeding or exposure to cold temperatures often has this effect as well.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The concept of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_conditioning">air conditioning</a></strong> is known to have been applied in Ancient Rome, where aqueduct water was circulated through the walls of certain houses to cool them.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Stay a little longer for a Carlton Midstrength</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carlton &#038; United Beverages (formerly Carlton &#038; United Breweries) is an Australian brewing company based in Abbotsford, Melbourne, Victoria. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Foster&#8217;s Group. It produces many of Australia&#8217;s most successful beverages, including Australia&#8217;s most &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/09/01/stay-a-little-longer-for-a-carlton-midstrength/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_%26_United_Beverages">Carlton &#038; United Beverages</a></strong> (formerly Carlton &#038; United Breweries) is an Australian brewing company based in Abbotsford, Melbourne, Victoria. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Foster&#8217;s Group. It produces many of Australia&#8217;s most successful beverages, including Australia&#8217;s most popular beer, Victoria Bitter.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shed">Sheds</a></strong> vary considerably in the complexity of their construction and their size, from small open-sided tin-roofed structures to large wood-framed sheds with shingled roofs, windows, and electrical outlets.</p>
<p>In Australia and New Zealand the term shed can be used to refer to any building that is not a residence and which is open at the ends or sides. Australia&#8217;s passion for sheds is documented in Mark Thomson&#8217;s Blokes and Sheds.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>McRoyale without Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[McShawarma (shawarma served in flatbread) and McKebab (kebab served on flatbread). This was made famous in an advertisement based on the McRoyale scene in Pulp Fiction. Shawarma (Arabic: شاورما) (Hebrew: שווארמה‎), also spelled Chawarma, Shwarma, Shawerma, Shoarma or Shaorma) is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/28/mcroyale-without-cheese/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s_menu_items#Israel">McShawarma</a></strong> (shawarma served in flatbread) and McKebab (kebab served on flatbread). This was made famous in an advertisement based on the McRoyale scene in Pulp Fiction.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawarma">Shawarma</a></strong> (Arabic: شاورما) (Hebrew: שווארמה‎),  also spelled Chawarma, Shwarma, Shawerma, Shoarma or Shaorma) is a Middle Eastern-style sandwich usually composed of shaved lamb, goat, or chicken. Less often, it may contain turkey, beef, or a mixture of meats. Shawarma is a popular dish and fast-food staple across the Middle East, and is consumed across the rest of the world as well.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In most markets unfamiliar with English measurements, the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_Pounder">Quarter Pounder</a></strong> is known as the Hamburger Royale or McRoyal, or variants thereof, including &#8220;Royale with Cheese&#8221;, as famously explained in the film Pulp Fiction (although one should note that in France the official name of the Quarter Pounder with Cheese is Royal Cheese).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[According to <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut">kosher dietary laws</a></strong>] meat and milk (and anything made with dairy and meat products) cannot be served in the same meal, or cooked using the same dishes or utensils, or stored in a way that could cause them to intermingle.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The new Hilux is unbreakable, no bull</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Toyota Hilux, and Toyota Tacoma, are compact pickup trucks built and marketed by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The Hilux name was adopted as a replacement for the Stout in 1969, and remains in use worldwide. Sheep shagger (alternative spelling: &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/27/the-new-hilux-is-unbreakable-no-bull/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux">Toyota Hilux</a></strong>, and Toyota Tacoma, are compact pickup trucks built and marketed by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The Hilux name was adopted as a replacement for the Stout in 1969, and remains in use worldwide.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger">Sheep shagger</a></strong> (alternative spelling: Sheepshagger) is a term aimed at people living in rural areas where populations of sheep are greater than those of the human residents, such as rural Ireland, Aberdeen, Wales, Australia or New Zealand, implying they perform sexual acts with sheep. Usage of this term is restricted to within the British and Irish Isles and mostly aimed at Yorkshiremen or the Welsh, areas where animal farming is a major industry, and is likewise widespread in Australia and New Zealand, where sheep farming especially is conducted on an industrial scale.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Fast Burger tastes good</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Wendy's] is famous for its square ground beef hamburgers, which are made to order at the time of purchase. The idea for Wendy&#8217;s &#8220;old fashioned&#8221; hamburgers was actually inspired by Dave Thomas&#8217; trips to &#8220;Kewpee Hamburgers&#8221; in his home town &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/17/wendys-fast-burger-tastes-good/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy%27s">Wendy's</a></strong>] is famous for its square ground beef hamburgers, which are made to order at the time of purchase. The idea for Wendy&#8217;s &#8220;old fashioned&#8221; hamburgers was actually inspired by Dave Thomas&#8217; trips to &#8220;Kewpee Hamburgers&#8221; in his home town of Kalamazoo, Michigan. The Kewpee sold square hamburgers and thick malt shakes, much like the famous restaurant that Thomas eventually founded in Columbus, Ohio in 1969. The Kewpee restaurant still thrives in Lima, Ohio.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind_tunnel">wind tunnel</a></strong> is a research tool developed to assist with studying the effects of air moving over or around solid objects.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerodynamics">Aerodynamics</a></strong> (shaping of objects that affect the flow of air, liquid or gas) is a branch of fluid dynamics concerned with the study of forces generated on a body in a flow. The solution of an aerodynamic problem normally involves calculating for various properties of the flow, such as velocity, pressure, density, and temperature, as a function of space and time. Understanding the flow pattern makes it possible to calculate or approximate the forces and moments acting on bodies in the flow. This mathematical analysis and empirical approximation form the scientific basis for heavier-than-air flight.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Born To Play with orange obox</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wolff Olins and advertising agency WCRS created the Orange brand. (The logo is square because a round Orange logo was already in existence designed by leading Graphic Designer Neville Brody for the reprographics and printing firm that is also known &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/17/born-to-play-with-orange-obox/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Wolff Olins and advertising agency WCRS created the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_SA">Orange</a></strong> brand. (The logo is square because a round Orange logo was already in existence designed by leading Graphic Designer Neville Brody for the reprographics and printing firm that is also known as Orange). The Orange network was launched on 28 April 1994.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Israel">Partner Communications Co. Ltd.</a></strong>, is an Israeli wireless telecommunications service provider. Headquarters are in Rosh HaAyin. The company has the local license for the Orange and operates exclusively under this international wireless brand name. The prefix (area code) for all &#8216;Orange&#8217; customers is 054.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Super Sub It and destroy the Earth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Sub is currently owned by Toronto resident Earl Linzon. While it was originally the only major retailer of submarine sandwiches in Canada, it has received competition from American chains such as Subway, as well as new arrival Quizno&#8217;s. Gravitation &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/13/super-sub-it-and-destroy-the-earth/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Sub">Mr. Sub</a></strong> is currently owned by Toronto resident Earl Linzon. While it was originally the only major retailer of submarine sandwiches in Canada, it has received competition from American chains such as Subway, as well as new arrival Quizno&#8217;s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitation">Gravitation</a></strong> is a natural phenomenon by which all objects attract each other. In everyday life, gravitation is most familiar as the agency that endows objects with weight. Gravitation is responsible for keeping the Earth and the other planets in their orbits around the Sun; for keeping the Moon in its orbit around the Earth; for the formation of tides; for convection; for heating the interiors of forming stars and planets to very high temperatures; and for various other phenomena that we observe.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I like Altoids Sours, I like them a lot</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the [Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company] also started selling hard-candy [Altoids] sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit. Sadism &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/11/i-like-altoids-sours-i-like-them-a-lot/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the [Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company] also started selling hard-candy [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids">Altoids</a></strong>] sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadism_and_masochism">Sadism and masochism</a></strong>, often interrelated, are collectively known as S&#038;M or sadomasochism. The term Sadism passed into common usage as the sexual or social pleasure or gratification in the infliction of pain and suffering upon another person. The word is derived from the name of the Marquis de Sade, a prolific French philosopher-writer of sexually violent novels and plays. The passive counterpart of sadism is masochism, the sexual pleasure or gratification of having pain or suffering inflicted upon the self, often consisting of sexual fantasies or urges for being beaten, humiliated, bound, tortured, or otherwise made to suffer, either as an enhancement to or a substitute for sexual pleasure.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Gorton&#8217;s Beer Fish</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/07/gortons-beer-fish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 04:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gorton&#8217;s of Gloucester is a subsidiary of the Japanese seafood conglomerate Nippon Suisan Kaisha, Ltd., producing fishsticks and other frozen seafood for the retail market in the United States. Gortonâ€™s also has a North American foodservice business which sells to &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/07/gortons-beer-fish/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorton%27s_of_Gloucester">Gorton&#8217;s of Gloucester</a></strong> is a subsidiary of the Japanese seafood conglomerate Nippon Suisan Kaisha, Ltd., producing fishsticks and other frozen seafood for the retail market in the United States. Gortonâ€™s also has a North American foodservice business which sells to fast-food restaurants such as McDonald&#8217;s, and an industrial coating ingredients operation. It has been headquartered in Gloucester, Massachusetts since 1849.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batter_%28cooking%29">Batter</a></strong> is a liquid mixture, usually based on one or more flours combined with liquids such as water, milk or beer. Egg is also a common component. Often a leavening agent is included in the mixture to aerate and fluff up the batter as it cooks (or the mixture may be naturally fermented for this purpose as well as to add flavour).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Toyota: It&#8217;s a trap!</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/05/toyota-its-a-trap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toyota, and Toyota-produced Lexus and Scion automobiles, consistently rank at the top in certain quality and reliability surveys, primarily J.D. Power and Consumer Reports. Monty Norman has been credited with writing the &#8220;James Bond Theme&#8220;, and has received royalties since &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/05/toyota-its-a-trap/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota">Toyota</a></strong>, and Toyota-produced Lexus and Scion automobiles, consistently rank at the top in certain quality and reliability surveys, primarily J.D. Power and Consumer Reports.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Monty Norman has been credited with writing the &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_Theme">James Bond Theme</a></strong>&#8220;, and has received royalties since 1962. For Dr. No, the song was orchestrated by John Barry who would later go on to compose the soundtrack for 11 future Bond films. Courts have ruled twice that the theme was written by Monty Norman despite claims and testimony by Barry that he had actually written the theme. Norman has consequently won two libel actions against publishers for claiming that Barry wrote the theme, most recently against The Sunday Times in 2001. It is generally acknowledged that Barry came up with the arrangement used in Dr. No.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Fun Meal for 4 at Dominos</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/03/fun-meal-for-4-at-dominos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Domino&#8217;s Pizza, LLC is an international pizza delivery corporation headquartered just outside Ann Arbor, Michigan, United States. It was founded by Tom Monaghan in 1960. As of 2006, it had 8,000 corporate and franchised stores in more than 54 countries. &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/03/fun-meal-for-4-at-dominos/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domino%27s_Pizza">Domino&#8217;s Pizza</a></strong>, LLC is an international pizza delivery corporation headquartered just outside Ann Arbor, Michigan, United States. It was founded by Tom Monaghan in 1960. As of 2006, it had 8,000 corporate and franchised stores in more than 54 countries.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza">Pizza</a></strong>  or pizza pie is the name of an oven-baked, flat, usually round bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with other toppings left optional. Mozzarella appears to be the cheese of choice. While originating as a part of Neapolitan cuisine, the dish has become popular in different parts of the world.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Choco Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:16:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods that originate from the seed of the tropical cacao tree. It is a common ingredient in many kinds of confections such as chocolate bars, candy, ice cream, cookies, cakes, pies, chocolate &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/31/choco-party/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate">Chocolate</a></strong> comprises a number of raw and processed foods that originate from the seed of the tropical cacao tree. It is a common ingredient in many kinds of confections such as chocolate bars, candy, ice cream, cookies, cakes, pies, chocolate mousse, and other desserts. It is one of the more popular (or at least recognizable) flavours in the world.</p></blockquote>
<p>We&#8217;ve got more <a href="http://videoichiban.com/videos/commercials/">Japanese Commercials</a> at <a href="http://videoichiban.com/">Video Ichiban</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini">bikini</a></strong> or two-piece is a type of women&#8217;s swimsuit, characterized by two separate parts â€” one covering the breasts, the other the groin (and optionally the buttocks), leaving an uncovered area between the two garments. The shapes of both parts of a bikini closely resemble women&#8217;s underwear, and the lower part of a bikini can therefore range from the more revealing thong or g-string to briefs and the more modest square-cut shorts.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Molson Canadian on the Moon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to alcoholic beverages, Molson owns a 20% stake in the Montreal Canadiens, who historically have been the NHL&#8217;s most successful hockey team. They also sponsor the Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Colorado &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/28/molson-canadian-on-the-moon/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In addition to alcoholic beverages, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson">Molson</a></strong> owns a 20% stake in the Montreal Canadiens, who historically have been the NHL&#8217;s most successful hockey team. They also sponsor the Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[Alan] Shepard smuggled a makeshift six iron golf club and two golf balls to the moon on <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_14#Mission_notes">Apollo 14</a></strong>, and took several swings (one-handed, due to the limited flexibility of the EVA suit). He exuberantly, and somewhat whimsically, exclaimed that the second ball went &#8220;miles and miles and miles&#8221; in the lunar gravity, but later estimated it actually went 200 to 400 yards (180 to 365 meters).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Subway Fresh Fit Snakka</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A submarine sandwich is any of various sandwiches made on a long roll (usually up to 12&#8243; long by 3 &#8221; wide) or baguette (called &#8220;French bread&#8221; or a &#8220;submarine roll&#8221; in the U.S.) , so called because of its &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/28/subway-fresh-fit-snakka/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich">submarine sandwich</a></strong> is any of various sandwiches made on a long roll (usually up to 12&#8243; long by 3 &#8221; wide) or baguette (called &#8220;French bread&#8221; or a &#8220;submarine roll&#8221; in the U.S.) , so called because of its shape. The contents typically include meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and various condiments, sauces or dressings.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Many restaurant analysts attribute <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_%28restaurant%29">Subway</a></strong>&#8216;s fast growth to the growing concern on health by restaurant customers, a trend that Subway has taken advantage of in its marketing.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Taste the Fruit in the Altoids Sours Challenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Altoids are a popular brand of breath mints that have existed since the turn of the 19th century. In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the company also started selling hard-candy sours &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/28/taste-the-fruit-in-the-altoids-sours-challenge/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids">Altoids</a></strong> are a popular brand of breath mints that have existed since the turn of the 19th century. In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the company also started selling hard-candy sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre">double entendre</a></strong> is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. This can be as simple as a phrase which has two mutually exclusive meanings, and is thus a clever play on words.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streetball">Streetball</a></strong> is an urban form of basketball, played on playgrounds and in gymnasiums across the world.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Tooheys New Twist-Off</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tooheys New is a standard Australian lager and the most popular of the Tooheys&#8217; beers. It can be found on tap at almost any bar in New South Wales, although it is not so common in other states. It was &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/27/tooheys-new-twist-off/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooheys_New">Tooheys New</a></strong> is a standard Australian lager and the most popular of the Tooheys&#8217; beers. It can be found on tap at almost any bar in New South Wales, although it is not so common in other states. It was first brewed in 1930. It was marketed in cans and bottles as Tooheys Draught, however this was changed to Tooheys New in 1998 for consistency.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The height of the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottle_cap">crown cap</a></strong> was reduced and specified in the German standard DIN 6099 in the 1960s. This also defined the &#8220;twist-off&#8221; crown cap, now widely used in the United States and Australia. This bottle cap is pressed around screw threads instead of a flange. Such a bottle cap can be taken off merely by twisting the cap.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cop a feel and Rejoice</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shampoo is a common hair care product used for the removal of oils, dirt, skin particles, dandruff, environmental pollutants and other contaminant particles that gradually build up in hair. The goal is to remove the unwanted build-up without stripping out &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/26/cop-a-feel-and-rejoice/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shampoo">Shampoo</a></strong> is a common hair care product used for the removal of oils, dirt, skin particles, dandruff, environmental pollutants and other contaminant particles that gradually build up in hair. The goal is to remove the unwanted build-up without stripping out so much as to make hair unmanageable.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast">breast</a></strong> refers to the upper ventral region of an animalâ€™s torso, particularly that of mammals, including human beings. The breasts of a female mammalâ€™s body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Salz Habu Toothpaste</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toothpaste is a paste or gel dentifrice used to clean and improve the aesthetic appearance and health of teeth. It is almost always used in conjunction with a toothbrush. Toothpaste use can promote good oral hygiene: it can aid in &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/25/salz-habu-toothpaste/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothpaste">Toothpaste</a></strong> is a paste or gel dentifrice used to clean and improve the aesthetic appearance and health of teeth. It is almost always used in conjunction with a toothbrush. Toothpaste use can promote good oral hygiene: it can aid in the removal of dental plaque and food from the teeth, it can aid in the elimination and/or masking of halitosis, and it can deliver active ingredients such as fluoride to prevent tooth and gums (Gingiva) disease. Most people in developed countries consider toothpaste a necessity and use it at least twice a day.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion_%28company%29">Lion Corporation</a></strong> (ãƒ©ã‚¤ã‚ªãƒ³æ ªå¼ä¼šç¤¾, Raion Kabushiki Gaisha) is a manufacturer of detergent, soap, medications, and oral hygiene products and other toiletries. The company also has a chemical engineering research division which works on developing new products.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ernie the Klepto steals the show for Starburst</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:26:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starburst were introduced by Mars in 1960 as Opal Fruits. The four original flavors were strawberry, lemon, orange, and lime. Opal Fruits were introduced in the United States in 1976 as Starburst. Though Starburst originally came in the same flavors &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/23/ernie-the-klepto-steals-the-show-for-starburst/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starburst_%28confectionery%29">Starburst</a></strong> were introduced by Mars in 1960 as Opal Fruits. The four original flavors were strawberry, lemon, orange, and lime. Opal Fruits were introduced in the United States in 1976 as Starburst. Though Starburst originally came in the same flavors as Opal Fruits, Cherry replaced Lime in the early 1980s; and the first variant, &#8220;Sunshine Flavours&#8221; Later renamed &#8220;Tropical Opal Fruits&#8221;, was released.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptomania">Kleptomania</a></strong> (Greek: ÎºÎ»Î­Ï€Ï„ÎµÎ¹Î½, kleptein, &#8220;to steal&#8221;, Î¼Î±Î½Î¯Î±, &#8220;mania&#8221;) is an inability or great difficulty in resisting impulses of stealing. A person with this disorder is compelled to steal things, generally things of little or no value, such as pens, paper clips, small toys, or packets of sugar. Some may not be aware that they have committed the theft until later. The majority of kleptomaniacs sometimes have preferences to certain items (again, usually subconsciously); for example, batteries or television remote controls.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dodge Durango penis envy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Dodge Durango is an SUV from DaimlerChrysler&#8217;s Dodge brand. It debuted in the 1998 model year and was redesigned for 2004. It fills the gap in the Dodge lineup since the cancellation of the Dodge Ramcharger in 1993. The &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/23/dodge-durango-penis-envy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Durango">Dodge Durango</a></strong> is an SUV from DaimlerChrysler&#8217;s Dodge brand. It debuted in the 1998 model year and was redesigned for 2004. It fills the gap in the Dodge lineup since the cancellation of the Dodge Ramcharger in 1993. The Durango is produced at the Newark Assembly plant in Newark, Delaware.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_utility_vehicle">sport utility vehicle</a></strong>, or SUV, is a passenger vehicle which combines the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan or station wagon together with all or off road ability. Most SUVs are designed with a roughly square cross-section, an engine compartment, a combined passenger and cargo compartment, and no dedicated trunk.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Proof that Holeproof&#8217;s wearing No Knickers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the United Kingdom, Ireland and some fellow Commonwealth nations knickers is a word for women&#8217;s undergarments: &#8220;Don&#8217;t get your knickers in a twist&#8221; (i.e. &#8220;don&#8217;t get all hot under the collar,&#8221; or, in U.S. usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your panties &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/21/proof-that-holeproofs-wearing-no-knickers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In the United Kingdom, Ireland and some fellow Commonwealth nations <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knickers">knickers</a></strong> is a word for women&#8217;s undergarments: &#8220;Don&#8217;t get your knickers in a twist&#8221; (i.e. &#8220;don&#8217;t get all hot under the collar,&#8221; or, in U.S. usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your panties in a bunch.&#8221; Australian usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your knickers in a knot&#8221;).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A&amp;W Silly Jewelery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A&#038;W [Root Beer] was first brewed in June 1919, in Lodi, California by Roy Allen. Allen sold the nickel root beer at a roadside stand at a parade for returning World War I veterans. Along with partner Frank Wright, Allen &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/18/aw-silly-jewelery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_Root_Beer">A&#038;W [Root Beer]</a></strong> was first brewed in June 1919, in Lodi, California by Roy Allen. Allen sold the nickel root beer at a roadside stand at a parade for returning World War I veterans. Along with partner Frank Wright, Allen began A&#038;W Restaurants, giving the root beer its name as well as eventually selling other food. At some A&#038;W Restaurants the root beer is still prepared fresh, this accounting for the fact that the taste varies at each restaurant.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T">Mr. T</a></strong> was once reported to be earning around $80,000 a week for his role in The A-Team and getting $15,000 for personal appearances, but by the end of the 1990s, he was appearing only in the occasional commercial, largely because of health problems.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ray Liotta believes in better Heineken</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Heineken company was founded in 1864 when the 22-year-old Gerard Adriaan Heineken bought a brewery known as De Hooiberg (the haystack) in Amsterdam. In 1874 the brewery&#8217;s name changed to Heineken&#8217;s Bierbrouwerij Maatschappij, and opened a second brewery in &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/16/ray-liotta-believes-in-better-heineken/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heineken_International">Heineken</a></strong> company was founded in 1864 when the 22-year-old Gerard Adriaan Heineken bought a brewery known as De Hooiberg (the haystack) in Amsterdam. In 1874 the brewery&#8217;s name changed to Heineken&#8217;s Bierbrouwerij Maatschappij, and opened a second brewery in Rotterdam in 1874. In 1886 Dr. H. Elion, a pupil of the French chemist Louis Pasteur, developed the &#8220;Heineken A-yeast&#8221; in the Heineken laboratory. This yeast is still the key ingredient of Heineken beer. In 1887 Heineken switched to the use of bottom-fermenting yeast.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>One of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Liotta">[Ray] Liotta</a></strong>&#8216;s earliest roles was as Joey Perrini on the daytime program Another World. He appeared on the show from 1978 to 1981. In 1987, he earned a Golden Globe nomination for his portrayal of a volatile ex-con in Jonathan Demme&#8217;s film Something Wild (1986) In 1990, Liotta portrayed real-life mobster Henry Hill in Martin Scorsese&#8217;s film Goodfellas, his most famous role to date. The film was nominated for six Academy Awards, including Best Picture.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Subway 69</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subway uses the advertising slogan &#8220;Eat Fresh&#8221; to explain how every sandwich is made on freshly baked bread, using fresh ingredients, in front of the customer to their exact specification, by employees who Subway terms &#8220;sandwich artists&#8221;. The term &#8220;69&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/14/subway-69/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_%28restaurant%29">Subway</a></strong> uses the advertising slogan &#8220;Eat Fresh&#8221; to explain how every sandwich is made on freshly baked bread, using fresh ingredients, in front of the customer to their exact specification, by employees who Subway terms &#8220;sandwich artists&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/69_%28sex_position%29">69</a></strong>&#8221; is a reference to the fact that the digit 6 is the digit 9 rotated 180 degrees; similarly, with one partner&#8217;s body rotated by this angle, it becomes possible for each partner to stimulate the other&#8217;s genitals, simultaneously.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mooselight Tanning</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moosehead Breweries Limited, located in Saint John, New Brunswick, is Canada&#8217;s oldest independent brewery. The brewery was founded in 1867 by Susannah Oland and is still operated by the Oland family, now in the sixth generation of ownership, under Derek &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/08/mooselight-tanning/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moosehead">Moosehead</a></strong> Breweries Limited, located in Saint John, New Brunswick, is Canada&#8217;s oldest independent brewery. The brewery was founded in 1867 by Susannah Oland and is still operated by the Oland family, now in the sixth generation of ownership, under Derek Oland. The Moosehead roster of beer consists of Moosehead Lager, Moosehead Light, Alpine Lager, Alpine Light, Alpine Summit, Moosehead Pale Ale, Clancy&#8217;s Amber Ale, Moosehead Premium Dry and Moosehead Dry Ice, Ten-Penny Old Stock Ale, and Cold Filtered Light by Moosehead.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_beer#Light_beer">Light beer</a></strong> refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be chosen by beer drinkers who wish to manage their alcohol consumption or their calorie intake; however, they are sometimes criticised for being less flavourful than full-strength beers, being (in perception or in fact) &#8220;watered down&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia">Homophobia</a></strong> (literally &#8220;fear of the equal&#8221;) is the irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. It can also mean hatred, hostility, disapproval of, or prejudice towards homosexual people, sexual behavior, or cultures, and is generally used to insinuate bigotry.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Where&#8217;s the Beef Drive-thru</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1970, Wendy&#8217;s was the first fast-food chain to offer a drive-through window. Implemented initially at Wendy&#8217;s second location, the &#8220;Pick-Up Window&#8221; used a speaker box to allow a customer to drive up, place an order, then drive to the &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/07/wendys-wheres-the-beef-drive-thru/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 1970, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendys#History">Wendy&#8217;s</a></strong> was the first fast-food chain to offer a drive-through window. Implemented initially at Wendy&#8217;s second location, the &#8220;Pick-Up Window&#8221; used a speaker box to allow a customer to drive up, place an order, then drive to the window to complete the order.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Beginning in the 1970s, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Sedelmaier">Joe Sedelmaier</a></strong> a former art director at J. Walter Thompson and Young &#038; Rubicam, gained notice for fundamentally changing the way television spots were cast and filmed. He replaced the actors who seemed too plastic, too perfect mannequins with offbeat people like Clara Peller.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Start Your Day the Kelloggs Way, Old Chap</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While weekday breakfasts in Britain and Ireland often consist of a brief meal of cereal and/or toast, the fry-up is commonly eaten in a leisurely fashion on Saturday or Sunday mornings. The history of corn flakes goes back to the &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/06/start-your-day-the-kelloggs-way-old-chap/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>While weekday <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast">breakfasts</a></strong> in Britain and Ireland often consist of a brief meal of cereal and/or toast, the fry-up is commonly eaten in a leisurely fashion on Saturday or Sunday mornings.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The history of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes">corn flakes</a></strong> goes back to the late 19th century, when a group of Seventh-day Adventists began to develop new food to meet the standards of their strict vegan diet. Members of the group experimented with a number of different grains, including wheat, oats, rice, barley, and of course corn. In 1894, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg, the superintendent of The Battle Creek Sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan and an Adventist, used these recipes as part of a strict vegetarian regimen for his patients, which also included no alcohol, tobacco, or caffeine. The diet he imposed consisted entirely of bland foods, since he believed in sexual abstinence and following the precepts of Sylvester Graham, the inventor of graham crackers and graham bread and felt that spicy or sweet foods would increase passions, while cornflakes would have an anaphrodisiac property or lowered the sex drive.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Miller Lite Twist</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 13:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Essentially the first mainstream light beer, Miller Lite has a colorful history. After its first inception as &#8220;Gablinger&#8217;s Diet Beer,&#8221; which was created by the Rheingold Brewery in New York in 1967, the recipe was literally given by the inventor &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/03/miller-lite-twist/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Essentially the first mainstream light beer, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Lite">Miller Lite</a></strong> has a colorful history. After its first inception as &#8220;Gablinger&#8217;s Diet Beer,&#8221; which was created by the Rheingold Brewery in New York in 1967, the recipe was literally given by the inventor of the light beer process to one of Miller&#8217;s competing breweries, Chicago&#8217;s Meister Brau, which came out with the Meister Brau &#8220;Lite&#8221; brand in the early 70&#8242;s. When Miller acquired Meister Brau the recipe was reformulated and relaunched as &#8220;Miller Lite&#8221; in 1975, and heavily marketed using masculine pro sports players and other macho figures of the day in an effort to sell to the key beer-drinking male demographic. Miller&#8217;s approach worked where the two previous light beers had failed, and Miller&#8217;s early production totals of 12.8 million barrels quickly increased to 24.2 million barrels by 1977 as Miller rose to 2nd place in the American brewing marketplace. Other brewers responded, especially Anheuser-Busch with its heavily advertised Bud Light in 1982, which eventually overtook Lite in 1994. In 1992 light beer became the biggest domestic beer in America.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twist_%28dance%29">Twist</a></strong> was a rock and roll dance popular in the early 1960s named after the song that originated it, The Twist. It was the first major international rock and roll dance style in which the couples did not have to touch each other while dancing. It was arguably the product of a logical progression of popular hip-swiveling activities, from swing dances such as the Lindy, to the famous pelvic moves of Elvis Presley and other 1950s rock-and-roll stars, and even the late-1950s toy fad, the Hula Hoop.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hello Sexy Legs, Hello Sexy Nix</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pantyhose (also called tights) are sheer, close fitting coverings of the body from the waist to the feet, most frequently worn by women. Like stockings they are usually made of nylon. The one-piece pantyhose garment appeared in the 1960s and &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/19/hello-sexy-legs-hello-sexy-nix/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantyhose"><strong>Pantyhose</strong></a> (also called tights) are sheer, close fitting coverings of the body from the waist to the feet, most frequently worn by women. Like stockings they are usually made of nylon. The one-piece pantyhose garment appeared in the 1960s and provided a convenient alternative to stockings (nylons).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In the United Kingdom, Ireland and some fellow Commonwealth nations <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knickers">knickers</a></strong> is a word for women&#8217;s undergarments.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mommy and Tony shop for Billy at IKEA</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 15:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IKEA contends that it has been a pioneering force in sustainable approaches to mass consumer culture. Kamprad refers to the concept as &#8220;democratic design,&#8221; meaning that the company applies an integrated approach to manufacturing and design (see also environmental design). &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/18/mommy-and-tony-shop-for-billy-at-ikea/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA"><strong>IKEA</strong></a> contends that it has been a pioneering force in sustainable approaches to mass consumer culture. Kamprad refers to the concept as &#8220;democratic design,&#8221; meaning that the company applies an integrated approach to manufacturing and design (see also environmental design). In response to the explosion of human population and material expectations in the 20th and 21st century, the company implements economies of scale, capturing material streams and creating manufacturing processes that hold costs and resource use down, such as the extensive use of particle board. The intended result is flexible, adaptable home furnishings, scalable both to smaller homes and dwellings as well as large houses.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A G-string &#8220;G-Thong&#8221; or <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-string">thong</a></strong> is a narrow piece of cloth, leather, or plastic that covers or holds the genitals, passes between the buttocks, and is attached to a band around the hips, worn as swimwear or underwear by both men and women. The two terms G-string and thong are often used interchangeably; however, they can refer to slightly distinct pieces of clothing: The primary difference between the two garments is that a g-string has less material between the legs and buttocks, hence a string-like appearance.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Wet and juicy Starburst</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 02:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starburst is the brand name of a chewy, square-shaped, fruit-flavored candy manufactured by Mars, Incorporated. Starburst also exist as jellybeans (known as Joosters), lollipops, gummies, hard candy, candy canes, and lip gloss (the latter in a partnership with Lip Smackers). &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/17/wet-and-juicy-starburst/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starburst_%28confectionery%29"><strong>Starburst</strong></a> is the brand name of a chewy, square-shaped, fruit-flavored candy manufactured by Mars, Incorporated. Starburst also exist as jellybeans (known as Joosters), lollipops, gummies, hard candy, candy canes, and lip gloss (the latter in a partnership with Lip Smackers).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vancouver_Aquarium">Vancouver Aquarium</a></strong> Marine Science Centre is a public aquarium located in Stanley Park in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. In addition to being one of the largest and most important aquariums, it is a well respected centre for marine research, conservation and marine animal rehabilitation. It is a major tourist attraction for Vancouver and is often referred to as VA or Vanaqua by visitors.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga"><strong>Beluga</strong></a> Whale or White Whale (Delphinapterus leucas) is an Arctic and sub-arctic species of cetacean. This marine mammal is commonly referred to simply as the Beluga.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>&#8220;It&#8217;s so easy to use GEICO.com, a caveman can do it.&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[GEICO Cavemen are popular pitchmen in a series of well-received advertisements for the auto insurance company GEICO. In 2005, GEICO began an advertising campaign featuring Neanderthal cavemen in a modern setting. In these commercials a GEICO spokesman explains that using &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/17/its-so-easy-to-use-geico-com-a-caveman-can-do-it/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO_Cavemen">GEICO Cavemen</a></strong> are popular pitchmen in a series of well-received advertisements for the auto insurance company GEICO. In 2005, GEICO began an advertising campaign featuring Neanderthal cavemen in a modern setting. In these commercials a GEICO spokesman explains that using geico.com is &#8220;so easy a caveman could do it.&#8221; This slogan offends cavemen who are shown to still exist in modern society and are, in fact, quite urbane.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stereotyping">Stereotypes</a></strong> are ideas held about members of particular groups, based primarily on membership in that group. They may be positive or negative prejudicial, and may be used to justify certain discriminatory behaviors. Some people consider all stereotypes to be negative. Stereotypes are rarely completely accurate, based on some kernel of truth, or completely fabricated.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ringnes Lettøl cures Norwegian Inherited Stiffness Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 15:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ringnes is the largest brewer in Norway. It was founded in 1876 by brothers Amund and Ellef Ringnes (Amund was the brewer, Ellef the administrator and salesman) and financial director Axel Heiberg. The company&#8217;s brewery in the Grünerløkka district of &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/17/ringnes-lett%c3%b8l-cures-norwegian-inherited-stiffness-syndrome/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringnes"><strong>Ringnes</strong></a> is the largest brewer in Norway. It was founded in 1876 by brothers Amund and Ellef Ringnes (Amund was the brewer, Ellef the administrator and salesman) and financial director Axel Heiberg. The company&#8217;s brewery in the Grünerløkka district of Oslo produced its first beer in 1877.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A well-known side <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_alcohol_on_the_body">effect of alcohol</a></strong> is lowering inhibitions. Areas of the brain responsible for planning and motor learning are dulled. A related effect, caused by even low levels of alcohol, is the tendency for people to become more animated in speech and movement. This is due to increased metabolism in areas of the brain associated with movement, such as the nigrostriatal pathway. This causes reward systems in the brain to become more active, and combined with reduced understanding of the consequences of their behavior, can induce people to behave in an uncharacteristically loud and cheerful manner.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jante_Law">Jante Law</a></strong> has become symbolic of what many see as a permeating cultural code in Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and other Nordic countries: it is frowned upon to appear to elevate oneself or claim to be better or smarter than others. Those who assert to the influence of the Jante Law often maintain that the values of the Danish and other Nordic welfare states can be credited to the persistence of the Jante Law, in particular their stress on social equality and their emphasis on fairness for all.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mr. T get some nuts</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 1995, Snickers launched a website to support its sponsorship of Euro &#8217;96, a pan-European football tournament. The website was groundbreaking in soliciting match previews and reviews from its visitors, who generated some 4,000 match reports, and the website won &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/16/mr-t-get-some-nuts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 1995, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers">Snickers</a></strong> launched a website to support its sponsorship of Euro &#8217;96, a pan-European football tournament. The website was groundbreaking in soliciting match previews and reviews from its visitors, who generated some 4,000 match reports, and the website won various international design, advertising and online community awards.</p>
<p>In the early 2000s, deep fried candy bars (including Snickers, and Mars bars) became quite popular at U.S. state fairs and in pubs around the U.K. and Australia, although they had been a local specialty in some North of England and Scottish fish and chip shops since at least the mid-1990s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._T">Mr. T</a></strong> (born Laurence Tureaud on May 21, 1952) is an iconic actor known for his roles as Sgt. &#8220;B. A.&#8221; Baracus in the 1980s television series The A-Team, as boxer James &#8220;Clubber&#8221; Lang in the 1982 film Rocky III, and for his numerous appearances in the WWF and pro-wrestling. He is also well-known for his distinctive mohawk hairstyle and for wearing an excessive amount of gold jewelry. He currently stars in the reality show I Pity the Fool, shown on TV Land; the title of which comes from his Rocky III catchphrase.</p>
<p>He has also appeared on some Comcast commercials, and in the United Kingdom advertises the chocolate bar Snickers with the slogan &#8220;Get some nuts!&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ameriquest expands into pest control</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ameriquest is one of the United States&#8217;s leading wholesale subprime lenders. Ameriquest was founded in 1979, in Orange County, California, as a bank, Long Beach Savings &#038; Loan. The bank moved to Orange County in 1991 and was converted to &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/10/ameriquest-expands-into-pest-control/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ameriquest_Mortgage"><strong>Ameriquest</strong></a> is one of the United States&#8217;s leading wholesale subprime lenders. Ameriquest was founded in 1979, in Orange County, California, as a bank, Long Beach Savings &#038; Loan. The bank moved to Orange County in 1991 and was converted to a pure mortgage lender in 1994, renamed Long Beach Mortgage Co. In 1997, the wholesale part of the business (funding loans made by independent brokers) was spun off as a publicly traded company, called Long Beach Mortgage; the retail part of the business was renamed Ameriquest Capital and remained private. (In 1999, Washington Mutual purchased Long Beach Mortgage.) Ameriquest Mortgage is a private company held by ACC Capital Holdings, which is owned by Roland Arnall.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defibrillation"><strong>Defibrillation</strong></a> is the definitive treatment for the life-threatening cardiac arrhythmias ventricular fibrillation and pulseless ventricular tachycardia. Defibrillation consists of delivering a therapeutic dose of electrical energy to the affected heart with a device called a defibrillator. This depolarizes a critical mass of the heart muscle, terminates the arrhythmia, and allows normal sinus rhythm to be reestablished by the body&#8217;s natural pacemaker, in the sinoatrial node of the heart.</p>
<p>Manual external defibrillators are used in conjunction with (or more often have inbuilt) electrocardiogram readers, which the clinician uses to diagnose a cardiac condition (most often fibrillation or tachycardia although there are some other rhythms which can be treated by different shocks). The clinician will then decide what charge (voltage) to use, based on their prior knowledge and experience, and will deliver the shock through paddles or pads on the patient&#8217;s chest. As they require detailed medical knowledge, these units are generally only found in hospitals and on some ambulances.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hibernating with Labatt Blue</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Labatt Brewing Company Ltd. is a Canadian beer company, founded by John Kinder Labatt in 1847 in London, Ontario. In 1995 it was purchased by Belgian brewer Interbrew, now known as InBev. Hibernation is a state of inactivity and metabolic &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/09/hibernating-with-labatt-blue/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labatt_Breweries"><strong>Labatt Brewing Company Ltd.</strong></a> is a Canadian beer company, founded by John Kinder Labatt in 1847 in London, Ontario. In 1995 it was purchased by Belgian brewer Interbrew, now known as InBev.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibernation"><strong>Hibernation</strong></a> is a state of inactivity and metabolic depression in animals, characterized by lower body temperature, slower breathing, and lower metabolic rate. Hibernation conserves energy, especially during winter. Hibernation may last several days or weeks depending on species, ambient temperature, and time of year. The typical winter season for a hibernator is characterized by periods of hibernation interrupted by sporadic euthermic arousals wherein body temperature is restored to typical values. Hibernation allows animals to conserve energy during the winter when food is short. During hibernation, animals drastically lower their metabolism so as to tap energy reserves stored as body fat at a slower rate.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Barky the Dog needs a Snickers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snickers is a candy bar made by Mars, Incorporated. It consists of peanut butter nougat topped with roasted peanuts and caramel covered with milk chocolate. Snickers is the best selling candy bar of all time and has annual global sales &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/03/barky-the-dog-needs-a-snickers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers"><strong>Snickers</strong></a> is a candy bar made by Mars, Incorporated. It consists of peanut butter nougat topped with roasted peanuts and caramel covered with milk chocolate. Snickers is the best selling candy bar of all time and has annual global sales of US$2 billion.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jack in the Box&#8217;s New Sirloin Lawsuit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sirloin steak is beef steak cut from the lower portion of the ribs, continuing off the tenderloin from which filet mignon is cut. Angus are hardy, undemanding, adaptable, mature at around two years of age, and have a high &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/03/jack-in-the-boxs-new-sirloin-lawsuit/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirloin_steak"><strong>sirloin steak</strong></a> is beef steak cut from the lower portion of the ribs, continuing off the tenderloin from which filet mignon is cut.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_cattle"><strong>Angus</strong></a> are hardy, undemanding, adaptable, mature at around two years of age, and have a high carcass yield with marbled meat. As of the latter part of 2003 and early 2004, the American fast food industry has assisted in a public relations campaign to promote the supposedly superior quality of beef produced from Angus cattle (â€œAngus beefâ€).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In anatomy, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus"><strong>anus</strong></a> (from Latin Änus &#8220;ring, anus&#8221;) is the external opening of the rectum. Closure is controlled by sphincter muscles. Feces are expelled from the body through the anus during the act of defecation, which is the primary function of the anus.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In May of 2007, CKE Restaurants, Inc. filed a lawsuit against <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_in_the_Box"><strong>Jack in the Box</strong></a>, Inc. over two TV ads, The lawsuit claims the ads create a misleading impression that Jack In The Box&#8217;s new 100 percent sirloin hamburgers use a better quality of meat than the Angus beef used by Carl&#8217;s Jr. and Hardee&#8217;s. The lawsuit claims the TV spots confuse consumers by comparing sirloin, a cut of meat found on all cattle, with Angus, which is a breed of cattle.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jeno&#8217;s Pizza Roll Ranger</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[General Mills is a Fortune 500 corporation, mainly concerned with food products, which is headquartered in Golden Valley, Minnesota, a suburb of Minneapolis. The company markets such brands as Betty Crocker, Progresso, Yoplait, Old El Paso, and Pillsbury, as well &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/02/jenos-pizza-roll-ranger/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Mills"><strong>General Mills</strong></a> is a Fortune 500 corporation, mainly concerned with food products, which is headquartered in Golden Valley, Minnesota, a suburb of Minneapolis. The company markets such brands as Betty Crocker, Progresso, Yoplait, Old El Paso, and Pillsbury, as well as numerous well-known breakfast cereals.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totino%27s"><strong>Totino&#8217;s and Jeno&#8217;s</strong></a> are brands of frozen pizza owned by General Mills, which collectively are reportedly the best selling economy frozen pizza brands in the United States.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Freberg"><strong>Stan Freberg</strong></a>'s Jeno's Pizza Rolls commercial is a] parody of a contemporary commercial for Lark cigarettes that used the William Tell Overture, here ending with a confrontation between a cigarette smoker (supposedly representing the Lark commercial&#8217;s announcer) and Clayton Moore as the Lone Ranger over the use of the music.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Frank&#8217;s Red Hot and saucy silk panties</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Frank's Red Hot] is known as the secret ingredient in the first buffalo wing sauce, concocted in 1964 by Teressa Bellissimo at the Anchor Bar and Grill in Buffalo, New York. As the story goes, Teressa and her husband Frank &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/02/franks-red-hot-and-saucy-silk-panties/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank%27s_Red_Hot"><strong>Frank's Red Hot</strong></a>] is known as the secret ingredient in the first buffalo wing sauce, concocted in 1964 by Teressa Bellissimo at the Anchor Bar and Grill in Buffalo, New York. As the story goes, Teressa and her husband Frank were about to close up for the evening when a group of their son Dominic&#8217;s friends came in for a late night snack. To oblige them, Teressa prepared some chicken wings, splashed on a special sauce with Frank&#8217;s RedHot Sauce and added celery and blue cheese dressing.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A wide variety of types of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panties"><strong>panties</strong></a> exist. High-cut, or control top, are cut higher on the hip to slightly pull in and shape the stomach. Bikini cut are cut traditionally, only the hip grips are small, like on those of beachwear. String Bikini are the most popular type of panties worn in the USA, and they are similar to bikini cut panties, but instead of a thin hip grip, they have a small string, which sometimes ties around the waist rather than being pulled up over them. Boyshorts describe a type of panty that has a lower, thicker cut of material around the hips, making them appear as shorts. And the thong, a type of panty designed to hide panty-lines.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Traditionally [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttock_cleavage"><strong>buttock cleavage</strong></a>, AKA] the &#8220;coin slot&#8221; (or &#8220;builder&#8217;s bum&#8221; or &#8220;plumber&#8217;s crack&#8221;) has been associated with overweight plumbers (due to their frequent working position exposing the area). It is sometimes associated with unattractive overweight men in general.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>GEICO offends at the airport</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Government Employees Insurance Company, usually known by the acronym GEICO, is an American auto insurance company. GEICO is a wholly owned subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway and, as of 2006, provided coverage for more than 10 million motor cars, trucks &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/02/geico-offends-at-the-airport/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The Government Employees Insurance Company, usually known by the acronym <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GEICO"><strong>GEICO</strong></a>, is an American auto insurance company. GEICO is a wholly owned subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway and, as of 2006, provided coverage for more than 10 million motor cars, trucks and other motor vehicles owned by more than 7 million policy holders. GEICO writes private passenger automobile insurance in the District of Columbia and in all U.S. states except Massachusetts.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caveman"><strong>caveman</strong></a> is a popular stylized characterization of how early humans or hominids may have looked and behaved. The term is sometimes used colloquially to refer to Neanderthals, Cro-Magnon, or Homo sapiens of the Paleolithic era.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%B6yksopp"><strong>RÃ¶yksopp</strong></a> (sometimes misspelled &#8216;Royksopp&#8217; or &#8216;RÃ¸yksopp&#8217;) is an electronic music duo based in Bergen, Norway composed of TorbjÃ¸rn Brundtland and Svein Berge. The group formed officially in 1998 and released their debut album Melody A.M. in 2001. The duo&#8217;s original version of the song &#8220;Remind Me&#8221; is currently featured in an advertisement for GEICO Insurance in one of their popular &#8216;Caveman&#8217; ads.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mr. Sub&#8217;s Grillhands</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Sub, originally called Mr. Submarine before the 1990s, is a popular submarine sandwich store chain in Canada. The first store was opened in 1968 in Toronto&#8217;s Yorkville neighbourhood which was then known for its hippie culture. There are now &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/31/mr-subs-grillhands/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Sub"><strong>Mr. Sub</strong></a>, originally called Mr. Submarine before the 1990s, is a popular submarine sandwich store chain in Canada. The first store was opened in 1968 in Toronto&#8217;s Yorkville neighbourhood which was then known for its hippie culture. There are now over 341 restaurants all across Canada.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Scissorhands"><strong>Edward Scissorhands</strong></a> is a 1990 American fantasy film, directed and co-written by Tim Burton and written by Caroline Thompson. The film features Johnny Depp in the titular role as Edward Scissorhands: a lonely, naive and child-like man with scissors for hands.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Volkswagen Bollocks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 23:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Volkswagen AG, or VW, is an automobile manufacturer based in Wolfsburg, Germany. It forms the core of Volkswagen Group and is the world&#8217;s fourth largest car producer after Toyota, GM and Ford, respectively. The name means &#8220;people&#8217;s car&#8221; in German. &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/30/volkswagen-bollocks/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen"><strong>Volkswagen</strong></a> AG, or VW, is an automobile manufacturer based in Wolfsburg, Germany. It forms the core of Volkswagen Group and is the world&#8217;s fourth largest car producer after Toyota, GM and Ford, respectively.</p>
<p>The name means &#8220;people&#8217;s car&#8221; in German. Its German tagline is &#8220;Aus Liebe zum Automobil&#8221;, which is translated as &#8220;For the love of the car&#8221; &#8211; or, &#8220;For Love of the People&#8217;s Cars&#8221;, as translated by VW in other languages, though in direct translation it reads &#8220;Out of love for the car.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks"><strong>Bollocks</strong></a>&#8221; is a word of Anglo Saxon origin, meaning testicles in British English and in Hiberno-English. The word is often used figuratively, most commonly as a noun to mean &#8220;nonsense&#8221; or as an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, but also in a number of other ways: as an adjective to mean &#8220;poor quality&#8221; or &#8220;useless&#8221;, as a noun to mean &#8220;top quality&#8221; or &#8220;perfection&#8221; (e.g., &#8220;That bike is the dog&#8217;s bollocks!&#8221;), and in various compound expressions.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Eat Like A Snake</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Triple Whopper [contains] 3 Burger King 1/4 lb hamburger patties. Snakes do not chew their food and have a very flexible lower jaw, the two halves of which are not rigidly attached, and numerous other joints in their skull &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/26/eat-like-a-snake/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The Triple <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whopper"><strong>Whopper</strong></a> [contains] 3 Burger King 1/4 lb hamburger patties.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake"><strong>Snakes</strong></a> do not chew their food and have a very flexible lower jaw, the two halves of which are not rigidly attached, and numerous other joints in their skull (see snake skull), allowing them to open their mouths wide enough to swallow their prey whole, even if it is larger in diameter than the snake itself. It is a common misconception that snakes actually dislocate their lower jaw to consume large prey.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>BMW Panty Remover</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 22:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 3 Series is BMW&#8216;s entry-level luxury sedan, now in its fifth generation (E90). The car is also frequently attributed to BMW&#8217;s sales success and is a major volume production for the company. Panties are undergarments. The term spread through &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/26/bmw-panty-remover/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The 3 Series is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW#3_Series"><strong>BMW</strong></a>&#8216;s entry-level luxury sedan, now in its fifth generation (E90). The car is also frequently attributed to BMW&#8217;s sales success and is a major volume production for the company.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panties"><strong>Panties</strong></a> are undergarments. The term spread through American culture in the 1950s after women&#8217;s underwear became flashier and more colorful than traditional white cotton hygiene undergarments. Many people would agree there is a large cultural difference between typical underwear and panties, since the latter tends to carry different, more feminine influences.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence"><strong>Florence</strong></a> (Italian: Firenze) is the capital city of the region of Tuscany, Italy.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Forking IKEA</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 22:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[IKEA is a privately-owned, international, low-cost home products retailer that sells modern, utilitarian design furniture, much of which is assembled by the consumer. IKEA was founded in Sweden by Ingvar Kamprad and it is owned by a Dutch-registered foundation controlled &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/26/forking-ikea/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA"><strong>IKEA</strong></a> is a privately-owned, international, low-cost home products retailer that sells modern, utilitarian design furniture, much of which is assembled by the consumer. IKEA was founded in Sweden by Ingvar Kamprad and it is owned by a Dutch-registered foundation controlled by the Kamprad family. IKEA is an acronym comprising the initials of the founder&#8217;s name, Ingvar Kamprad, and home village, Elmtaryd, Agunnaryd.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In Western etiquette, there are two primary styles for using a knife and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_etiquette"><strong>fork</strong></a> while eating. The style used mostly in the United States of America, which sometimes called the zigzag method, differs from the style mostly used in Europe and British Commonwealth countries.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Buttering up to Keiju Margarine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 15:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Margarine, as a generic term, can indicate any of a wide range of butter substitutes. In many parts of the world, margarine has become the best-selling table spread, although butter and olive oil also command large market shares. Margarine is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/26/buttering-up-to-keiju-margarine/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margarine"><strong>Margarine</strong></a>, as a generic term, can indicate any of a wide range of butter substitutes. In many parts of the world, margarine has become the best-selling table spread, although butter and olive oil also command large market shares. Margarine is an ingredient in the preparation of many other foods. In some regions people may refer to margarine as butter in informal speech, but (at least in the United States and the European Community) laws forbid food packaging to refer to margarine as &#8220;butter&#8221;. Recipes sometimes refer to margarine as oleo or as shortening.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubricant"><strong>lubricant</strong></a> (colloquially, lube, although this may also refer to personal lubricants) is a substance (usually a liquid) introduced between two moving surfaces to reduce the friction and wear between them. A lubricant provides a protective film which allows for two touching surfaces to be separated, thus lessening the friction between them.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hot dog attacks Wall&#8217;s Sausages</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 23:12:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wall&#8217;s are a prominent manufacturer of sausages in the United Kingdom. English, Scottish and Welsh sausages, or bangers (so named for their tendency to explode during cooking if poorly made), for example, normally have a significant amount of rusk, or &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/25/hot-dog-attacks-walls-sausages/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall%27s_sausages"><strong>Wall&#8217;s</strong></a> are a prominent manufacturer of sausages in the United Kingdom.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>English, Scottish and Welsh <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage"><strong>sausages</strong></a>, or bangers (so named for their tendency to explode during cooking if poorly made), for example, normally have a significant amount of rusk, or bread crumbs, and are less meaty than sausages in other styles. Bangers are also used to make toad in the hole. They are an essential part of a full English breakfast, and are usually offered with an Irish breakfast. According to Sausagefans.com, in Britain alone there are over 470 different types of sausages. The British sausage was once the butt of a joke on Yes Minister, where it was to be renamed by European Union directive on all labels as the &#8220;Low Density, High Fat, Emulsified Offal Tube&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Washed up with Coloreria</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 11:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laundry detergent, or washing powder, is a substance which is a type of detergent that is added when one is washing laundry to help get the laundry cleaner. It is often colloquially called laundry soap or simply detergent or soap &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/24/washed-up-with-coloreria/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laundry_detergent"><strong>Laundry detergent</strong></a>, or washing powder, is a substance which is a type of detergent that is added when one is washing laundry to help get the laundry cleaner. It is often colloquially called laundry soap or simply detergent or soap and it helps wash the fabric in a manner rather analogous to the way soap helps wash hands, other parts of the body, or other things cleaner than washing with water alone.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The Subway Romansion</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subway uses the advertising slogan &#8220;Eat Fresh&#8221; to explain how every sandwich is made on freshly baked bread, using fresh ingredients, in front of the customer to their exact specification, by employees who Subway terms &#8220;sandwich artists&#8221;. Lust is any &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/24/the-subway-romansion/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subway_%28restaurant%29"><strong>Subway</strong></a> uses the advertising slogan &#8220;Eat Fresh&#8221; to explain how every sandwich is made on freshly baked bread, using fresh ingredients, in front of the customer to their exact specification, by employees who Subway terms &#8220;sandwich artists&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lust"><strong>Lust</strong></a> is any intense desire or craving for self gratification. Lust can mean strictly sexual lust, although it is also common to speak of a &#8220;lust for life&#8221;, &#8220;lust for blood (bloodlust for short)&#8221;, or a &#8220;lust for power&#8221; or other goals. The Greek word which translates as lust is epithymia (ÎµÏ€Î¹Î¸Ï…Î¼Î¹Î±), which also is translated into English as &#8220;to covet&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Fishing with Hahn Premium Light</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 11:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Hahn Brewery] was originally a brewer of premium beers, including Hahn Premium and Hahn Premium Light. The 1991 recession resulted in reduced demand, and forced a rethink of this policy. A more mainstream beer called Sydney Bitter was produced, with &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/22/fishing-with-hahn-premium-light/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hahn_Brewery"><strong>Hahn Brewery</strong></a>] was originally a brewer of premium beers, including Hahn Premium and Hahn Premium Light. The 1991 recession resulted in reduced demand, and forced a rethink of this policy. A more mainstream beer called Sydney Bitter was produced, with reasonable success.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venice"><strong>Venice</strong></a> is world-famous for its canals. It is built on an archipelago of 122 islands formed by about 150 canals in a shallow lagoon. The islands on which the city is built are connected by about 400 bridges. In the old center, the canals serve the function of roads, and every form of transport is on water or on foot.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Expert Nail Gunner</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A nail gun, nailgun or nailer is a type of tool used to drive nails into wood or some other kind of material. It is usually driven by electromagnetism, compressed air, or, for powder-actuated tools, a small explosive charge. Smaller &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/21/expert-nail-gunner/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nail_gun"><strong>nail gun</strong></a>, nailgun or nailer is a type of tool used to drive nails into wood or some other kind of material. It is usually driven by electromagnetism, compressed air, or, for powder-actuated tools, a small explosive charge. Smaller nail guns are often called brad nailers, bradders, or pin nailers. Nail guns have in many ways replaced hammers as tools of choice amongst builders.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Acupuncture Insurance</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Centraal Beheer is an insurance company sited in Apeldoorn, The Netherlands. It is one of the largest insurance companies in the country. It is usually referred to as &#8220;Apeldoorn&#8221;. Centraal Beheer is famous for its campaign of TV commercials. Acupuncture &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/21/acupuncture-insurance/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centraal_Beheer"><strong>Centraal Beheer</strong></a> is an insurance company sited in Apeldoorn, The Netherlands. It is one of the largest insurance companies in the country. It is usually referred to as &#8220;Apeldoorn&#8221;. Centraal Beheer is famous for its campaign of TV commercials.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acupuncture"><strong>Acupuncture</strong></a> (from Lat. acus, &#8220;needle&#8221; (noun), and pungere, &#8220;prick&#8221; (verb)) or in Standard Mandarin, zhÄ“n jiÇ” (é‡ç¸ lit: needle &#8211; moxibustion) is a technique of inserting and manipulating filiform needles into &#8220;acupuncture points&#8221; on the body. According to acupuncture theory, this will restore health and well-being, and is particularly good at treating pain.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In modern day Hong Kong, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kowloon"><strong>Kowloon</strong></a> refers to the urban area made up of Kowloon Peninsula and New Kowloon, bordered by the Lei Yue Mun strait in the east, Mei Foo Sun Chuen and Stonecutter&#8217;s Island in the west, Tate&#8217;s Cairn and Lion Rock in the north, and Victoria Harbour in the south.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Starbucks Survivor</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starbucks Corporation is a coffeehouse chain based in the United States. Named after a character in the novel Moby Dick, it is the largest coffeehouse company in the world, with 7521 self-operated and 5647 licensed stores in 39 countries. In &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/21/starbucks-survivor/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starbucks"><strong>Starbucks</strong></a> Corporation is a coffeehouse chain based in the United States. Named after a character in the novel Moby Dick, it is the largest coffeehouse company in the world, with 7521 self-operated and 5647 licensed stores in 39 countries.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In 2004, a Starbucks television commercial debuted for their Double Shot espresso beverage. It featured the band <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_%28band%29"><strong>Survivor</strong></a> following a man named Glen, singing a modified version of &#8220;Eye of the Tiger&#8221; while he did his day-to-day tasks. This commercial has gained a number of fans and was nominated for an Emmy Award.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_the_Tiger"><strong>Eye of the Tiger</strong></a>&#8221; is a song performed by the American rock group Survivor. It was released on January 1, 1982 and was written at the request of Sylvester Stallone for the film Rocky III. The song became a popular sporting event anthem, especially in boxing, and was for a short time the entrance theme for professional wrestler Hulk Hogan, who also appeared in Rocky III.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Parts is Parts</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally Wendy&#8217;s had only two kinds of chicken sandwiches, breaded and grilled. Their spicy chicken sandwich started out as a promotional sandwich but was put on the menu full-time in 1996 due to its popularity and the fact that compared &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/20/wendys-parts-is-parts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Originally <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendys"><strong>Wendy&#8217;s</strong></a> had only two kinds of chicken sandwiches, breaded and grilled. Their spicy chicken sandwich started out as a promotional sandwich but was put on the menu full-time in 1996 due to its popularity and the fact that compared to most promotional sandwiches, it was much simpler to make (it used the same condiments as the standard breaded chicken sandwich). To this date, it is the only promotional sandwich to have been upgraded to full-time menu status.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat"><strong>Mechanically separated meat</strong></a> (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered meat (MRM) is a paste-like and batter-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue. Mechanically separated meat has been used in certain meat and meat products since the late 1960s. This product can be contrasted with meat extracted by advanced meat recovery systems.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Sedelmaier"><strong>Joe Sedelmaier</strong></a> (b. 1933) is a director and producer of television commercials working in the USA. He became unusually well-known in the 1980s as a result of directing a series of off-beat commercials.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mountain Dew Rhapsody</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 02:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mountain Dew often incurs the disapproval of some health experts due to its relatively high caffeine content for a soft drink, despite the fact that typical brewed coffee has a much higher caffeine dosage for equal volume. However, Mountain Dew &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/20/mountain-dew-rhapsody/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew"><strong>Mountain Dew</strong></a> often incurs the disapproval of some health experts due to its relatively high caffeine content for a soft drink, despite the fact that typical brewed coffee has a much higher caffeine dosage for equal volume. However, Mountain Dew marketed in Australia and Canada, as well as several U.S. states, has no caffeine added at all.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Rhapsody"><strong>Bohemian Rhapsody</strong></a>&#8221; is a song written by Freddie Mercury and originally recorded by the band Queen for their 1975 album A Night at the Opera. The song is in the style of a rock opera, and has a very unusual musical structure for a piece of popular music. Its six different sections have no chorus but both a cappella and heavy metal arrangements. Despite this, it was released as a single and became a huge commercial success, marking a decisive point in Queen&#8217;s career and setting them on the way to become one of the world&#8217;s most popular bands. The single was accompanied by what is generally cited as a groundbreaking music video (then termed a &#8220;promotional video&#8221;) which helped establish the visual language of the modern music video.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ringo Starr tries to get the lads together again over pizza</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza Hut is a restaurant chain and international franchise based in Addison, Texas, USA (a northern suburb of Dallas) specializing in American-style pizza along with side dishes including (depending on location) buffalo wings, breadsticks, and garlic bread. Pizza Hut is &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/19/ringo-starr-tries-to-get-the-lads-together-again-over-pizza/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Hut"><strong>Pizza Hut</strong></a> is a restaurant chain and international franchise based in Addison, Texas, USA (a northern suburb of Dallas) specializing in American-style pizza along with side dishes including (depending on location) buffalo wings, breadsticks, and garlic bread. Pizza Hut is the world&#8217;s largest pizza restaurant chain and is part of the YUM! group of restaurants.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Richard Starkey, MBE (born 7 July 1940), known by his stage name <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringo_Starr"><strong>Ringo Starr</strong></a>, is an English musician, singer and actor, best known as the drummer of The Beatles. In the mid-1990s, Starr appeared in an advertisement for Pizza Hut, pronouncing that the time is ripe for &#8216;the lads&#8217; to get back together. At the commercial&#8217;s pay-off, he is joined by three members of the Monkees and quips to the camera, &#8220;Wrong lads.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkees"><strong>The Monkees</strong></a> were a pop-rock quartet created and based in Los Angeles in 1965 for an NBC American television series of the same name. The show, which ran from 1966 to 1968, helped make them one of the 1960s&#8217; most popular music acts. The Monkees disbanded in 1970, but several reunions and semi-reunions have since taken place. The Monkees last worked together in 2001.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Molson Canadian chasing beaver</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Molson Canada is North America&#8217;s oldest brewery. It is a business division under the Molson Coors Brewing Company. Molson Canada has 3500 employees at various locations across Canada, including breweries in Vancouver, Edmonton, Creemore, Toronto, Montreal and St. John&#8217;s. A &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/19/molson-canadian-chasing-beaver/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson"><strong>Molson Canada</strong></a> is North America&#8217;s oldest brewery. It is a business division under the Molson Coors Brewing Company. Molson Canada has 3500 employees at various locations across Canada, including breweries in Vancouver, Edmonton, Creemore, Toronto, Montreal and St. John&#8217;s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A sexual <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innuendo"><strong>innuendo</strong></a> is a remark or question, typically disparaging, that works obliquely by allusion. The intention is often to insult or accuse someone in such a way that one&#8217;s words, taken literally, are innocent. Innuendo can make use of, but is by no means restricted to, double entendre (note that doubles entendres can be unintentional, while innuendo is always intentional).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Folgers Happy Morning</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2006, the advertising agency Saatchi &#038; Saatchi created a viral advertisement, popularly known as &#8220;Happy Mornings,&#8221; for Folgers. The ad, in which a large group of impossibly cheerful singers and dancers appear at sunrise as the sun itself to &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/13/folgers-happy-morning/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 2006, the advertising agency Saatchi &#038; Saatchi created a viral advertisement, popularly known as &#8220;Happy Mornings,&#8221; for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folgers"><strong>Folgers</strong></a>. The ad, in which a large group of impossibly cheerful singers and dancers appear at sunrise as the sun itself to wake people up, has been widely distributed on weblogs and video sites such as YouTube.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Tabasco Heat-Seeking Missile</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tabasco does not openly advertise its history with the U.S. Armed Forces. During the Spanish-American War, John Avery McIlhenny, son of Tabasco&#8217;s inventor and the second president of McIlhenny Company, served in the 1st U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment, better known &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/12/tabasco-heat-seeking-missile/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabasco_sauce"><strong>Tabasco</strong></a> does not openly advertise its history with the U.S. Armed Forces. During the Spanish-American War, John Avery McIlhenny, son of Tabasco&#8217;s inventor and the second president of McIlhenny Company, served in the 1st U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment, better known as Theodore Roosevelt&#8217;s Rough Riders. His son, Brigadier General Walter Stauffer McIlhenny, USMCR, a World War II veteran and recipient of the Navy Cross, presided over McIlhenny Company from 1949 until his death in 1985. During the Vietnam War, BGen. McIlhenny issued the The Charlie Ration Cookbook. (Charlie ration is slang for the field meal given to troops.) This cookbook came wrapped around a two-ounce bottle of Tabasco sauce in a camouflaged, water-resistant container. It included instructions on how to mix C-rations to make such tasty concoctions as &#8220;Combat CanapÃ©s&#8221; or &#8220;Breast of Chicken under Bullets.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrared_homing"><strong>Infrared homing</strong></a> refers to a guidance system which uses the emission from a target of electromagnetic radiation in the infrared part of the spectrum to track it. Missiles which use infrared seeking are often referred to as &#8220;heat-seekers&#8221;, since infrared (IR) is just below the visible spectrum of light in frequency and is radiated strongly by hot bodies. Many objects such as people, vehicle engines and aircraft generate and retain heat, and as such, are especially visible in the infra-red wavelengths of light compared to objects in the background. NATO brevity code for a heat-seeking missile launch is Fox Two.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>EDS herds cats</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electronic Data Systems (EDS) is a global business and technology services company that defined the outsourcing business when it was established in 1962 by Ross Perot. Headquartered in Plano, Texas, General Motors acquired the company in 1984, although it became &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/11/eds-herds-cats/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_Data_Systems"><strong>Electronic Data Systems</strong></a> (EDS) is a global business and technology services company that defined the outsourcing business when it was established in 1962 by Ross Perot. Headquartered in Plano, Texas, General Motors acquired the company in 1984, although it became an independent company again in 1996.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Many people characterize <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat"><strong>cats</strong></a> as &#8216;solitary&#8217; animals. However, cats are actually highly social. A primary difference in social behavior between cats and dogs (to which they are often compared) is that cats do not have a social survival strategy, or a &#8216;pack mentality&#8217;; however this only means that cats take care of their basic needs on their own (e.g., finding food, defending themselves, etc.). It is not the same thing as being asocial. Perhaps the best example of how domestic cats are &#8216;naturally&#8217; meant to behave is to observe feral domestic cats, which often live in colonies, but in which each individual basically looks after itself.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>A&amp;W Thick Headed Dumass</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A&#038;W Root Beer is one of the major root beer franchises in the United States. [It] was first brewed in June 1919, in Lodi, California by Roy Allen. Allen sold the nickel root beer at a roadside stand at a &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/08/aw-thick-headed-dumass/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%26W_Root_Beer"><strong>A&#038;W Root Beer</strong></a> is one of the major root beer franchises in the United States. [It] was first brewed in June 1919, in Lodi, California by Roy Allen. Allen sold the nickel root beer at a roadside stand at a parade for returning World War I veterans. Along with partner Frank Wright, Allen began A&#038;W Restaurants, giving the root beer its name as well as eventually selling other food.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumas"><strong>Dumas</strong></a> is the surname of several people.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Mountain Dew Payback</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mountain Dew is a caffeinated, sweet, citrus-flavored soft drink produced by PepsiCo, Inc. It was invented in Marion, Virginia and first marketed in Knoxville, Tennessee in 1948, then by the Minges family in Fayetteville, North Carolina and across the United &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/06/chuck-norris-mountain-dew-payback/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_dew"><strong>Mountain Dew</strong></a> is a caffeinated, sweet, citrus-flavored soft drink produced by PepsiCo, Inc. It was invented in Marion, Virginia and first marketed in Knoxville, Tennessee in 1948, then by the Minges family in Fayetteville, North Carolina and across the United States in 1964. When removed from its characteristic green bottle, Mountain Dew is bright yellow-green and semi-opaque.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris"><strong>Carlos Ray Norris</strong></a> (born on 10 March 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, Hollywood actor, and recently, an internet phenomenon, who is best known for playing Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. In early 2007, Chuck Norris starred in a Mountain Dew commercial, in which he sought out revenge on two teens after putting up a video of an ostrich with Chuck Norris&#8217; head on it and getting a million hits on a website similar to YouTube, alluding to his internet meme.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>HUMO Fruit Flavoured Condoms</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[HUMO is a popular, independent, Belgian weekly radio and television magazine, written in Dutch. Originally the magazine was titled Humoradio, for &#8216;humor&#8217; and &#8216;radio&#8217;. Latex condoms are the most distributed type of condom in the world and there are thousands &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/06/humo-fruit-flavoured-condoms/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HUMO"><strong>HUMO</strong></a> is a popular, independent, Belgian weekly radio and television magazine, written in Dutch. Originally the magazine was titled Humoradio, for &#8216;humor&#8217; and &#8216;radio&#8217;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Latex <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom"><strong>condoms</strong></a> are the most distributed type of condom in the world and there are thousands of variants in regards to size, thickness, and texture. The most popular variants of the standard condom are condoms with a ribbed or studded texture, those that come in different colors or scents, and those marketed as larger sized condoms</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Russian Vecyoliy Molochnik Cheese</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cheese spread is a soft, spreadable, cheese or product containing cheese. Many commercial cheese spreads are in the form of processed cheese. Swiss cheese is the generic name, in the United States, Canada and Australia, for several related varieties of &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/03/russian-vecyoliy-molochnik-cheese/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_spread"><strong>Cheese spread</strong></a> is a soft, spreadable, cheese or product containing cheese. Many commercial cheese spreads are in the form of processed cheese.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_cheese"><strong>Swiss cheese</strong></a> is the generic name, in the United States, Canada and Australia, for several related varieties of cheese, all of which resemble the Swiss Emmental. It has a distinctive appearance, as a block of the cheese is riddled with holes known as &#8220;eyes.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Steven Seagal Does The Dew</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 00:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mountain Dew is a caffeinated, sweet, citrus-flavored soft drink produced by PepsiCo, Inc. It was invented in Marion, Virginia and first marketed in Knoxville, Tennessee in 1948, then by the Minges family in Fayetteville, North Carolina and across the United &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/03/steven-seagal-does-the-dew/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew"><strong>Mountain Dew</strong></a> is a caffeinated, sweet, citrus-flavored soft drink produced by PepsiCo, Inc. It was invented in Marion, Virginia and first marketed in Knoxville, Tennessee in 1948, then by the Minges family in Fayetteville, North Carolina and across the United States in 1964. When removed from its characteristic green bottle, Mountain Dew is bright yellow-green and semi-opaque.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal"><strong>Steven Seagal</strong></a> (born April 10, 1952), is an American action movie actor, producer, writer, director, singer-songwriter, and activist. Seagal has become the target of internet-based criticism. However, the line between Seagal&#8217;s own work and a parody portrayal of Seagal is becoming increasingly blurry. The abovementioned commercials for Orange SA and Mountain Dew poke fun at his action aikido style. Seagal is sometimes considered to be in on the joke.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Arby&#8217;s Reuben Sandwich is on Jeopardy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arby&#8217;s is currently franchised by Triarc, who also franchises T.J. Cinnamons and Pasta Connection and once owned Royal Crown Cola (better known as R.C. Cola), which Arby&#8217;s sold until the mid-1990&#8242;s. The Reuben or Reuben sandwich is a grilled or &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/26/arbys-reuben-sandwich-is-on-jeopardy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbys"><strong>Arby&#8217;s</strong></a> is currently franchised by Triarc, who also franchises T.J. Cinnamons and Pasta Connection and once owned Royal Crown Cola (better known as R.C. Cola), which Arby&#8217;s sold until the mid-1990&#8242;s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_sandwich"><strong>Reuben</strong></a> or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_sandwich"><strong>Reuben sandwich</strong></a> is a grilled or toasted sandwich made with corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, and either Russian dressing or Thousand Island dressing. It is typically made with rye bread, though originally it may have been served on pumpernickel bread, and is often served with potato salad on the side.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeopardy%21"><strong>Jeopardy!</strong></a> is a popular international television quiz game show, originally devised by Merv Griffin, who also created Wheel of Fortune. [It] is a game of trivia, covering topics such as history, literature, pop culture, and science. During the game, three competing contestants select clues from a game board, up to 61 clues per game, each clue in the form of an answer, to which they must supply correct responses, each response in the form of a question. The conceit of &#8220;questioning answers&#8221; is original to Jeopardy! and, along with its theme music, remains the most enduring and distinctive element of the show.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Purina Cat Chow 97 Ounce Weakling</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Purina name was principally associated with the animal feed business, which included feed for livestock and household pets. The predominant brand for each animal was generally referred to as &#8220;Chow&#8221;; hence there was &#8220;Purina Horse Chow&#8221;, &#8220;Purina Dog Chow&#8221;, &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/26/purina-cat-chow-97-ounce-weakling/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The Purina name was principally associated with the animal feed business, which included feed for livestock and household pets. The predominant brand for each animal was generally referred to as &#8220;Chow&#8221;; hence there was &#8220;Purina Horse Chow&#8221;, &#8220;Purina Dog Chow&#8221;, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9_Purina_PetCare"><strong>&#8220;Purina Cat Chow&#8221;</strong></a>, and even &#8220;Purina Monkey Chow,&#8221; &#8220;Purina Rabbit Chow&#8221; and &#8220;Purina Pig Chow&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Atlas"><strong>Charles Atlas's</strong></a>] Dynamic tension [system] turned him from a 97-pound weakling to an 180-pound man who was able to pull a 72 ton locomotive 112 feet along the tracks. Atlas began advertising his dynamic tension program in comic books. His ad became iconic, presenting a scenario in which a boy is threatened on the beach by a sand-kicking bully while his date watches. Humiliated, he goes home and, after kicking a chair and gambling a four cent stamp, subscribes to Atlas&#8217; dynamic tension program. Much later, the the boy, now muscular, goes to the beach again and beats up the bully, becoming the &#8220;hero of the beach&#8221;. Girls marvel at how big his muscles are, and the ad states: &#8220;The insult that Made a Man out of Mac&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Kaplan"><strong>Marvin Kaplan</strong></a> (born January 24, 1924 in Brooklyn, New York) is a character actor and voice artist.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Homer Simpson spends more time with his family thanks to Mastercard</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[MasterCard Worldwide is a membership organization owned by the 25,000+ financial institutions that issue its card. MasterCard is also the company&#8217;s brand of credit cards. It was originally created by United California Bank (later First Interstate Bank, subsequently merged into &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/24/homer-simpson-spends-more-time-with-his-family-thanks-to-mastercard/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mastercard"><strong>MasterCard</strong></a> Worldwide is a membership organization owned by the 25,000+ financial institutions that issue its card. MasterCard is also the company&#8217;s brand of credit cards. It was originally created by United California Bank (later First Interstate Bank, subsequently merged into Wells Fargo Bank), Wells Fargo, Crocker National Bank (also subsequently merged into Wells Fargo), and the Bank of California (subsequently merged into the Union Bank of California) as a competitor to the BankAmericard issued by Bank of America. BankAmericard is now the VISA credit card, issued by Visa International.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons"><strong>The Simpsons</strong></a> is an Emmy and Peabody Award-winning, animated American sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox TV Network. It is a satirical parody of the &#8220;Middle American&#8221; lifestyle epitomized by its title family, consisting of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Set in the fictional town of Springfield, the show lampoons many aspects of the human condition, as well as American culture, society as a whole, and even television itself.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Swedish Twins</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Henrik Sedin (Born September 26, 1980 in Örnsköldsvik, Sweden) is a Swedish professional ice hockey player for the National Hockey League&#8217;s Vancouver Canucks. His identical twin brother Daniel Sedin also plays for the Canucks. Daniel Sedin (born September 26, 1980 &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/22/swedish-twins/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrik_Sedin"><strong>Henrik Sedin</strong></a> (Born September 26, 1980 in Örnsköldsvik, Sweden) is a Swedish professional ice hockey player for the National Hockey League&#8217;s Vancouver Canucks. His identical twin brother Daniel Sedin also plays for the Canucks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Sedin"><strong>Daniel Sedin</strong></a> (born September 26, 1980 in Örnsköldsvik, Sweden) is a professional ice hockey player for the National Hockey League&#8217;s Vancouver Canucks. His identical twin brother Henrik Sedin also plays for the Canucks.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Hockey_League"><strong>National Hockey League</strong></a> (NHL) is a professional hockey league composed of ice hockey teams in North America. Its French name is Ligue Nationale de Hockey (LNH). It is the premier professional ice hockey league in the world, and one of the North American major professional sports leagues. The NHL is divided into two fifteen-team conferences, each of which consists of three five-team divisions.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>SKIN SKIN Chewy Condoms</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Latex condoms are the most distributed type of condom in the world and there are thousands of variants in regards to size, thickness, and texture. The most popular variants of the standard condom are condoms with a ribbed or studded &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/18/skin-skin-chewy-condoms/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Latex <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condoms"><strong>condoms</strong></a> are the most distributed type of condom in the world and there are thousands of variants in regards to size, thickness, and texture. The most popular variants of the standard condom are condoms with a ribbed or studded texture, those that come in different colors or scents, and those marketed as larger sized condoms.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_gum"><strong>Chewing gum</strong></a> is a type of confectionery which is designed to be chewed instead of swallowed. Traditionally, it was made of chicle, a natural latex product, although for reasons of economy and quality many modern chewing gums use petroleum-based polymers instead of chicle.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Happydent White Light</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tooth bleaching, also known as tooth whitening, is a common procedure in general dentistry but most especially in the field of cosmetic dentistry. Many people consider white teeth to be an attractive feature of a smile. A child&#8217;s deciduous teeth &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/17/happydent-white-light/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth_bleaching"><strong>Tooth bleaching</strong></a>, also known as tooth whitening, is a common procedure in general dentistry but most especially in the field of cosmetic dentistry. Many people consider white teeth to be an attractive feature of a smile. A child&#8217;s deciduous teeth are generally whiter than the adult teeth that follow. As a person ages the adult teeth often become darker. This darkening is due to changes in the mineral structure of the tooth, as the enamel becomes less porous. Teeth can also become stained by bacterial pigments, foodstuffs and tobacco.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>William Semple filed the first patent on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewing_gum"><strong>chewing gum</strong></a>, patent number 98,304, on December 28, 1869.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hungarian Sausage Fest</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sausage consists of ground meat, animal fat, herbs and spices, and sometimes other ingredients, usually packed in a casing (historically the intestines of the animal, though now generally synthetic), and sometimes preserved in some way, often by curing or &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/16/hungarian-sausage-fest/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage"><strong>sausage</strong></a> consists of ground meat, animal fat, herbs and spices, and sometimes other ingredients, usually packed in a casing (historically the intestines of the animal, though now generally synthetic), and sometimes preserved in some way, often by curing or smoking. Sausage making is a very old food preservation technique.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kolb%C3%A1sz">KolbÃ¡sz</a></strong> is the Hungarian word for sausage and generally refers to a type consisting of: ground pork, salt, garlic, black pepper, and paprika. KolbÃ¡sz may be served fresh or smoked; &#8220;hot&#8221; (for varying degree) or &#8220;mild&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Marmite Breastfeeding</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marmite is a British savoury spread made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. It is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful taste that polarises consumer opinion. This is reflected in the company&#8217;s marketing slogan: &#8220;Love &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/16/marmite-breastfeeding/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite"><strong>Marmite</strong></a> is a British savoury spread made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. It is a sticky, dark brown paste with a distinctive, powerful taste that polarises consumer opinion. This is reflected in the company&#8217;s marketing slogan: &#8220;Love it or hate it&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breastfeeding"><strong>Breastfeeding</strong></a> is the feeding of an infant or young child with milk from a woman&#8217;s breasts. Babies have a sucking reflex that enables them to suck and swallow milk. Experimental evidence suggests that, with few exceptions, human breast milk is the best source of nourishment for human infants. Experts still disagree about how long breastfeeding should continue to gain the most benefit, and how much extra risk is involved in using breast milk substitutes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomit"><strong>Vomiting</strong></a> (also throwing up or emesis) is the forceful expulsion of the contents of one&#8217;s stomach through the mouth and sometimes the nose. Vomiting may result from many causes, ranging from gastritis or poisoning to brain tumors, or elevated intracranial pressure (ICP). The feeling that one is about to vomit is called nausea.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Coca-Cola World of Warcraft</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[World of Warcraft (commonly abbreviated as WoW) is a massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) developed by Blizzard Entertainment and is the fourth game in the Warcraft series. On March 7, 2007, Blizzard announced that the subscriber base for World &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/16/coca-cola-world-of-warcraft/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_of_warcraft">World of Warcraft</a></strong> (commonly abbreviated as WoW) is a massive multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) developed by Blizzard Entertainment and is the fourth game in the Warcraft series.</p>
<p>On March 7, 2007, Blizzard announced that the subscriber base for World of Warcraft had reached a new milestone, with 8.5 million players worldwide; there are more than 2 million players in North America, 1.5 million players in Europe, and 3.5 million players in China.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola"><strong>Coca-Cola</strong></a> drink has a high degree of identification with the United States itself, being considered by some an &#8220;American Brand&#8221; or to a small extent as an item representing America. The identification with the spread of American culture has led to the pun &#8220;Coca-Colanization&#8221;. The drink is also often a metonym for the Coca-Cola Company.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hyundai&#8217;s Toy Boy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Hyundai Motor Company (Hangul: 현대 자동차 주식회사), a division of the Hyundai Kia Automotive Group, is South Korea&#8217;s largest car maker. It is headquartered in Seoul, South Korea. In 2005, the combined sales of the Hyundai Kia Automotive Group &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/16/hyundais-toy-boy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyundai_Motor_Company"><strong>Hyundai Motor Company</strong></a> (Hangul: 현대 자동차 주식회사), a division of the Hyundai Kia Automotive Group, is South Korea&#8217;s largest car maker. It is headquartered in Seoul, South Korea. In 2005, the combined sales of the Hyundai Kia Automotive Group made it the world&#8217;s sixth largest vehicle manufacturer.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyboy"><strong>Toyboy</strong></a> is sexual slang referring to a boyfriend of an older woman or man.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Russian Bear Bearing Skittles</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Skittles are small, round fruit chews that come in a hard, sugar shell with a letter &#8220;s&#8221; printed on them. They are similar in outward appearance to the plain variety of the chocolate M&#038;M&#8217;s, which, like Skittles, are produced by &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/16/russian-bear-bearing-skittles/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skittles_%28confectionery%29"><strong>Skittles</strong></a> are small, round fruit chews that come in a hard, sugar shell with a letter &#8220;s&#8221; printed on them. They are similar in outward appearance to the plain variety of the chocolate M&#038;M&#8217;s, which, like Skittles, are produced by MasterFoods, a division of Mars, Incorporated.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia"><strong>Russia</strong></a> (Russian: Ð Ð¾ÑÑÐ¸ÌÑ, Rossiya) also the Russian Federation (Ð Ð¾ÑÑÐ¸ÌÐ¹ÑÐºÐ°Ñ Ð¤ÐµÐ´ÐµÑ€Ð°ÌÑ†Ð¸Ñ, Rossiyskaya Federatsiya), is a transcontinental country extending over a vast expanse of Asia and Europe. With an area of 17,075,400 kmÂ², Russia is the largest country in the world, covering almost twice the territory of the next-largest country, Canada, and has significant mineral and energy resources.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Steamy Swedish Sauna</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A sauna is a small room or house designed as a place to experience dry or wet heat sessions, or an establishment with one or more of these and auxiliary facilities. These facilities derive from the Finnish sauna. The word &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/16/steamy-swedish-sauna/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauna"><strong>sauna</strong></a> is a small room or house designed as a place to experience dry or wet heat sessions, or an establishment with one or more of these and auxiliary facilities. These facilities derive from the Finnish sauna. The word sauna is also used metaphorically to describe an unusually hot or humid environment.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expressen"><strong>Expressen</strong></a> is a Swedish centre-right tabloid newspaper founded in 1944. It describes its editorial position as &#8220;independent liberal&#8221;.</p>
<p>The first edition was released in November 16, 1944. A main feature that day was an interview with the crew members of a British bomber who were successful in sinking the German ship Tirpitz.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hulk Hogan is Thinking Arby&#8217;s</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Arby&#8217;s is a fast food restaurant franchise in the United States and Canada that is primarily known for selling roast beef sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, potato cakes, curly fries, Jamocha milkshakes and chicken strips. The company&#8217;s target market attempts to be &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/hulk-hogan-is-thinking-arbys/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arby%27s"><strong>Arby&#8217;s</strong></a> is a fast food restaurant franchise in the United States and Canada that is primarily known for selling roast beef sandwiches, chicken sandwiches, potato cakes, curly fries, Jamocha milkshakes and chicken strips. The company&#8217;s target market attempts to be more adult-oriented than other fast food restaurants. The Arby&#8217;s menu also includes appetizers, salads, Market Fresh (deli-style) sandwiches, wraps, and french dip subs. However, their focus has always been roast beef. Arby&#8217;s currently uses the slogan &#8220;I&#8217;m thinkin&#8217; Arby&#8217;s.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan"><strong>Terrence &#8220;Terry&#8221; Gene Bollea</strong></a> (born on August 11, 1953) is an American actor and semi-retired professional wrestler better known by his ring name Hulk Hogan.</p></blockquote>
<p>For more on Hulk Hogan, check out <a href="http://videoichiban.com/category/hulk-hogan/">Video Ichiban</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look-alike"><strong>look-alike</strong></a> is a living person who closely resembles another living person. In popular Western culture, a look-alike is a person who bears a close physical resemblance to a celebrity, politician or member of royalty. Many look-alikes earn a living by making guest appearances at public events or performing on television and film, playing the person they resemble.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Spermatozoa Charge Durex</title>
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<blockquote><p>The brand <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durex"><strong>Durex</strong></a> is used for a number of unrelated products around the world. Most commonly, Durex is the trademarked name for a range of condoms made by UK-based multinational SSL International.</p>
<p>The name, which the London Rubber Company trademarked in 1929, is a portmanteau of &#8220;Durability, Reliability, and Excellence&#8221;, though some people mistake it as being &#8220;Durable Latex&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatozoon">A <strong>spermatozoon</strong></a> or spermatozoan (pl. spermatozoa), from the ancient Greek ÏƒÏ€Î­ÏÎ¼Î± (seed) and Î¶á¿·Î¿Î½ (living being) and more commonly known as a sperm cell, is the haploid cell that is the male gamete. It joins an ovum to form a zygote. A zygote is a single cell, with a complete set of chromosomes, that normally develops into an embryo.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Albert"><strong>Morris Albert</strong></a> (born September 7, 1951) is a Brazilian singer and songwriter, famous for his 1975 hit single &#8220;Feelings&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Soesman Language Training</title>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language_learning_and_teaching"><strong>ESL</strong></a> (English as a second language), ESOL (English for speakers of other languages) and EFL (English as a foreign language) all refer to the use or study of English by speakers of other languages. The precise usage, including the different use of the terms ESL and ESOL in different countries, is described below. These terms are most commonly used in relation to teaching and learning English, but they may also be used in relation to demographic information.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outhere_Brothers"><strong>The Outhere Brothers</strong></a> is a rap duo, consisting of lyricist Craig &#8220;Malik&#8221; Simpkins and producer/remixer Lamar &#8220;Hula&#8221; Mahone. They are primarily known for their hits &#8220;Don&#8217;t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)&#8221;, &#8220;Fuk U In The Ass&#8221;, &#8220;Boom Boom Boom&#8221; and &#8220;La De da de de de (We Like To Party)&#8221; from 1998&#8242;s &#8220;The Other Side&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Stop Manzanita Sol</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manzanita Sol is a brand of apple-flavored beverages owned by PepsiCo, Inc. which is predominant in Mexico. In the United States it is sold in 12 pack cans, 2 liter, and 20 ounce bottles, but distribution is only known to &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/dont-stop-manzanita-sol/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manzanita_Sol"><strong>Manzanita Sol</strong></a> is a brand of apple-flavored beverages owned by PepsiCo, Inc. which is predominant in Mexico. In the United States it is sold in 12 pack cans, 2 liter, and 20 ounce bottles, but distribution is only known to be in Wal-Mart, Albertson&#8217;s, Food4Less, Vons, and smaller family run stores. In Latin American countries, Manzanita Sol competes with The Coca-Cola Company&#8217;s Manzana Lift. Manzanita Sol is PepsiCo&#8217;s number two brand in Mexico, with apple being Mexico&#8217;s second most popular soft drink flavor.</p>
<p>&#8220;Manzanita Sol&#8221; is Spanish for &#8220;little apple sun&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_White"><strong>Barry Eugene White</strong></a> (born Barrence Eugene Carter, September 12, 1944 â€“ July 4, 2003) was a Grammy Award winning American record producer, songwriter and singer responsible for the creation of numerous hit soul and disco songs.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Berlitz, We Are Sinking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Berlitz Language Schools, now known as Berlitz International, Inc, derive from an institution founded by Maximilian Berlitz in 1878, in Providence, Rhode Island. It has now expanded into an international organization with some 600 schools worldwide. The school teaches languages &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/berlitz-we-are-sinking/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlitz_Language_Schools"><strong>Berlitz</strong></a> Language Schools, now known as Berlitz International, Inc, derive from an institution founded by Maximilian Berlitz in 1878, in Providence, Rhode Island. It has now expanded into an international organization with some 600 schools worldwide. The school teaches languages with its own &#8220;Berlitz Method of language instruction&#8221;. When first developed, the foundation of the method was based on language being taught in the target language only. This has now evolved to incorporate other aspects of language learning and language acquision theories.</p></blockquote>
<p><em>Although the actors portray members of the German Coast Guard, the commercial is actually Norwegian:</em><br />
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		<title>Atari 5200 Pole Position</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pole Position is a racing video game released in 1982 by Namco, the creators of Pac-Man. In Pole Position, the player has to complete a lap in a certain amount of time in order to qualify for an F1 race &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/atari-5200-pole-position/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_Position_%28arcade_game%29"><strong>Pole Position</strong></a> is a racing video game released in 1982 by Namco, the creators of Pac-Man. In Pole Position, the player has to complete a lap in a certain amount of time in order to qualify for an F1 race at the Fuji Racetrack. After qualifying, the player has to face other cars in a championship race.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Double A Upskirt</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photocopying is a process which makes paper copies of documents and other visual images quickly and cheaply. Most current photocopiers use a technology called xerography, a dry process using heat. Upskirt is a slang term usually referring to up skirt &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/double-a-upskirt/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photocopying"><strong>Photocopying</strong></a> is a process which makes paper copies of documents and other visual images quickly and cheaply. Most current photocopiers use a technology called xerography, a dry process using heat. </p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upskirt"><strong>Upskirt</strong></a> is a slang term usually referring to up skirt photography, images of the view up a woman&#8217;s skirt (as seen from underneath), including shots of a woman&#8217;s underwear.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netherlands"><strong>Netherlands</strong></a> is a densely populated and geographically low-lying country and is popularly known for its windmills, cheese, clogs (wooden shoes), dikes, tulips, bicycles, and social tolerance. Also well-known are its liberal policies toward drugs, prostitution, same-sex marriage, abortion and euthanasia.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Wendy&#8217;s Soviet Fashion Show</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wendy&#8217;s is a chain of fast food restaurants founded by Dave Thomas based in Dublin, Ohio and owned by the American corporation Wendy&#8217;s International, Inc. There are over 6,700 Wendy&#8217;s restaurants worldwide. In 1970, Wendy&#8217;s was the first fast-food chain &#8230; <a href="http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/wendys-soviet-fashion-show/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy%27s"><strong>Wendy&#8217;s</strong></a> is a chain of fast food restaurants founded by Dave Thomas based in Dublin, Ohio and owned by the American corporation Wendy&#8217;s International, Inc. There are over 6,700 Wendy&#8217;s restaurants worldwide.</p>
<p>In 1970, Wendy&#8217;s was the first fast-food chain to offer a drive-through window. Implemented initially at Wendy&#8217;s second location, the &#8220;Pick-Up Window&#8221; used a speaker box to allow a customer to drive up, place an order, then drive to the window to complete the order.
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union"><strong>The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics</strong></a> (abbreviated USSR Russian: Союз Советских Социалистических Республик; tr.: Soyuz Sovetskikh Sotsialisticheskikh Respublik, SSSR), more commonly known as the Soviet Union, was a constitutionally socialist state that existed in Eurasia from 1922 to 1991.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fashion_show"><strong>fashion show</strong></a> is an event put on by a fashion designer to showcase his or her upcoming line of clothing. In a typical fashion show, models walk the runway dressed in the clothing created by the designer.</p></blockquote>
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