Category Archives: Funny

Doggone Pancho Wins the La Primativa Lottery

El Gordo de la Primitiva (the big one), commonly known as El Gordo, is one of the Loterías y Apuestas del Estado (Spanish state lotteries). A lottery is a form of gambling which involves the drawing of lots for a … Continue reading

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You & Your Johnson

Johnson Outboards was a US based manufacturer of outboard motors. Bombardier Recreational Products no longer sells outboard motors under the Johnson brand as they have moved all sales entirly to Evinrude Outboard Motors. However they maintain the Johnson brand and … Continue reading

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Schick Protector Blue Metal Pride

Schick is a brand of safety razors by Wilkinson Sword, a subsidiary of Energizer Holdings. While second in sales to Gillette globally, Schick is the top selling brand of safety razors and blades in Japan. Mark Coleman (born December 20, … Continue reading

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Don’t Monkey With Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Visa Card

In 2008, according to The Nilson Report, Visa held a 38.3% market share of the credit card marketplace and 60.7% of the debit card marketplace in the United States. Catherine Zeta Jones (born 25 September 1969), now hyphenated as Catherine … Continue reading

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If You Want To Be Happy Eat More Chee·tos

Until the late 1990s-early 2000s, the brand name [Cheetos] contained an interpunct (Chee·tos appeared on the packaging), but it has since been removed. Cheese is valued for its portability, long life, and high content of fat, protein, calcium, and phosphorus … Continue reading

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We Don’t Care How Your Photocopier Gets Broken

Xerographic office photocopying was introduced by Xerox in 1949, and it gradually replaced copies made by Verifax, Photostat, carbon paper, mimeograph machines, and other duplicating machines. There have been many standard sizes of paper at different times and in different … Continue reading

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