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		<title>You &amp; Your Johnson</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 05:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnson Outboards was a US based manufacturer of outboard motors. Bombardier Recreational Products no longer sells outboard motors under the Johnson brand as they have moved all sales entirly to Evinrude Outboard Motors. However they maintain the Johnson brand and continue to service and offer parts for existing Johnson outboards. Bombardier Recreational Products or BRP [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnson_Outboards">Johnson Outboards</a></strong> was a US based manufacturer of outboard motors. Bombardier Recreational Products no longer sells outboard motors under the Johnson brand as they have moved all sales entirly to Evinrude Outboard Motors. However they maintain the Johnson brand and continue to service and offer parts for existing Johnson outboards.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_Recreational_Products">Bombardier Recreational Products</a></strong> or BRP is a Canadian company that traces its roots back to the year 1942 when Joseph-Armand Bombardier founded L&#8217;Auto-Neige Bombardier Limitée in Valcourt in the Eastern Townships, Quebec.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>An <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outboard_motor">outboard motor</a></strong> is a propulsion system for boats, consisting of a self-contained unit that includes engine, gearbox and propeller  or jet drive, designed to be affixed to the outside of the transom and are the most common motorized method of propelling small watercraft.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term sexual <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innuendo">innuendo</a></strong> has acquired a specific meaning, namely that of a &#8220;risque&#8221; double entendre by playing on a possibly sexual interpretation of an otherwise innocent uttering.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Introducing Hardee&#8217;s Biscuit Holes</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2010/01/08/introducing-hardees-biscuit-holes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 09:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In American English, a &#8220;biscuit&#8221; is a small bread made with baking powder or baking soda as a leavening agent rather than yeast. A small spherical piece of dough may be cooked as a doughnut hole. The simplest icing is a glacé icing, containing icing sugar and water. While Hardee&#8217;s has experienced extensive changes in [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In American English, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit">&#8220;biscuit&#8221;</a></strong> is a small bread made with baking powder or baking soda as a leavening agent rather than yeast.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A small spherical piece of dough may be cooked as a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut">doughnut</a></strong> hole.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The simplest <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_%28food%29">icing</a></strong> is a glacé icing, containing icing sugar and water.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>While <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardee%27s">Hardee&#8217;s</a></strong> has experienced extensive changes in its lunch and dinner menus over the years, its breakfast menu has remained largely unchanged. As a result, Hardee&#8217;s still retains significant customer loyalty.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mow The Lawn With Wilkinson Sword Quattro</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Quattro [is a] a range of four-bladed razors from Wilkinson Sword [that is] sold in the U.S. under the Schick brand. Trimming or completely removing pubic hair has become a custom in many cultures. The modification of pubic hair can also be considered a statement about one&#8217;s style or personal lifestyle as can leaving it [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quattro">Quattro</a></strong> [is a] a range of four-bladed razors from Wilkinson Sword [that is] sold in the U.S. under the Schick brand.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Trimming or completely removing <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_hair">pubic hair</a></strong> has become a custom in many cultures. The modification of pubic hair can also be considered a statement about one&#8217;s style or personal lifestyle as can leaving it unmodified.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilkinson_Sword">Wilkinson Sword</a></strong> is a brand name for two companies that make gardening tools and razors. Wilkinson Sword&#8217;s origins are in the manufacture of swords. The company was founded in London in 1772. The brand is currently owned by Energizer Holdings for razors and by Fiskars for gardening tools.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JWT">JWT</a></strong> is the current name of the United States largest and [as of December 2008] the world&#8217;s second largest advertising agency. The company that was to become JWT was originally founded by William James Carlton in 1864.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mr. Brain&#8217;s Faggots are a great meal all round</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 08:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A faggot is a kind of meatball, a traditional dish in the UK, especially the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes breadcrumbs. The mixture [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)">faggot</a></strong> is a kind of meatball, a traditional dish in the UK, especially the Midlands of England. It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork. A faggot is traditionally made from pig heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes breadcrumbs. The mixture is shaped in the hand into balls, wrapped round with caul, and baked.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Group">Kerry Group</a></strong> is a major quoted food company headquartered in the Republic of Ireland. It is quoted on the Dublin ISEQ and London stock exchanges. It evolved initially from a local dairy co-op in the Munster region of Ireland. However, after floating on the stock exchange in 1986, the group has grown substantially into the world&#8217;s leading food ingredients supplier and is also a leading consumer foods supplier in the UK and Irish markets.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Top Charoen Optical Sperm Bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:50:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Safe-cracking is the process of opening a safe, generally without the combination. An optician is an eye care professional who provides corrective lenses based on a prescription for the correction of a refractive error. Yoghurt, yogurt, yoghourt or yogourt, is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of the milk sugar produces [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe-cracking">Safe-cracking</a></strong> is the process of opening a safe, generally without the combination.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>An <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optician">optician</a></strong> is an eye care professional who provides corrective lenses based on a prescription for the correction of a refractive error.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoghurt">Yoghurt, yogurt, yoghourt or yogourt</a></strong>, is a dairy product produced by bacterial fermentation of milk. Fermentation of the milk sugar produces lactic acid, which acts on milk protein to give yoghurt its texture and its characteristic tang.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_bank">sperm bank</a></strong> or cryobank is a facility that collects and stores human sperm mainly from sperm donors, primarily for the purpose of achieving pregnancies through third party reproduction, notably by artificial insemination.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Swear Jar</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2008/05/30/bud-light-swear-jar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 15:44:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Profanity can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behavior which is socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar, or desecrating or showing disrespect toward an object of religious veneration. Light beer refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profanity">Profanity</a></strong> can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behavior which is socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar, or desecrating or showing disrespect toward an object of religious veneration.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_beer#Light_beer">Light beer</a></strong> refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be chosen by beer drinkers who wish to manage their alcohol consumption or their calorie intake; however, they are sometimes criticized for being less flavourful than full-strength beers, being (in perception or in fact) &#8220;watered down&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cutting the cheese with Bud Light</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2008/03/03/cutting-the-cheese-with-bud-light/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anheuser-Busch has a market share in the United States of about 50% for all beers sold. The company&#8217;s 2005 annual report cites figures which demonstrate Budweiser brands are proving to be quite successful in three markets outside of the U.S. The North American delicatessen distribution is skewed towards cities, particularly older cities that are less [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Anheuser-Busch has a market share in the United States of about 50% for all beers sold. The company&#8217;s 2005 annual report cites figures which demonstrate <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Budweiser</a></strong> brands are proving to be quite successful in three markets outside of the U.S.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The North American <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen">delicatessen</a></strong> distribution is skewed towards cities, particularly older cities that are less car-oriented, thus favoring walk-in traffic. The residents of New York City have a particularly close connection to their delis, and many delicatessens outside of New York call themselves &#8220;New York delis,&#8221; to evoke the emotional appeal of the traditional New York City delicatessen.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In many cultures, human <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatulence</a></strong> in public is regarded as embarrassing and repulsive, even to the point of being a taboo subject. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and smell. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Germans Need Glasses</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Glasses, also called eyeglasses or spectacles, are frames bearing lenses worn in front of the eyes, normally for vision correction, eye protection, or for protection from UV rays. Myopia (from Greek: Î¼Ï…Ï‰Ï€Î¯Î± myopia &#8220;near-sightedness&#8221;), also called near- or short-sightedness, is a refractive defect of the eye in which collimated light produces image focus in front [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasses">Glasses</a></strong>, also called eyeglasses or spectacles, are frames bearing lenses worn in front of the eyes, normally for vision correction, eye protection, or for protection from UV rays.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myopia">Myopia</a></strong> (from Greek: Î¼Ï…Ï‰Ï€Î¯Î± myopia &#8220;near-sightedness&#8221;), also called near- or short-sightedness, is a refractive defect of the eye in which collimated light produces image focus in front of the retina when accommodation is relaxed.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The English noun <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio">fellatio</a></strong> comes from fellÄtus, which in Latin is the past participle of the verb fellÄre, meaning to suck. In Fellatio the -us is replaced by the -io, an alternate form of the suffix -ion. The -ion or -io ending is used in English to create nouns from Latin adjectives and indicate a state or action wherein the Latin verb is being, or has been, performed.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Imaginations Run Riot With Mattesson&#8217;s Smoked Pork Sausage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most basic sausage consists of meat cut into pieces or ground and filled into a casing such as an animal intestine. The meat may be from any animal, but traditionally is pork, beef or veal. Phallic symbolism can be perceived in a wide range of fiction and other popular culture works. Kerry Group, is [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The most basic <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage">sausage</a></strong> consists of meat cut into pieces or ground and filled into a casing such as an animal intestine. The meat may be from any animal, but traditionally is pork, beef or veal.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus">Phallic</a></strong> symbolism can be perceived in a wide range of fiction and other popular culture works.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Group">Kerry Group</a></strong>, is a major quoted food company headquartered in the Republic of Ireland. It is quoted on the Dublin ISEQ and London stock exchanges. It evolved initially from a local dairy co-op in the Munster region of Ireland. However, after floating on the stock exchange in 1986, the group has grown substantially into the world&#8217;s leading food ingredients supplier and is also a leading consumer foods supplier in the UK and Irish markets. Key brands [include Mattessons].</p></blockquote>
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		<title>My Mother Said I Could</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 21:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber condom was produced in 1855. These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides. Although they were reusable, these early rubber condoms were also expensive. Beiersdorf AG is a multinational corporation based in Hamburg, Germany, manufacturing [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The rubber vulcanization process was patented by Charles Goodyear in 1844, and the first rubber <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom">condom</a></strong> was produced in 1855. These early rubber condoms were 1-2mm thick and had seams down the sides. Although they were reusable, these early rubber condoms were also expensive.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beiersdorf">Beiersdorf AG</a></strong> is a multinational corporation based in Hamburg, Germany, manufacturing personal care products. Its brands include Hansaplast.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>The new Hilux is unbreakable, no bull</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/27/the-new-hilux-is-unbreakable-no-bull/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Toyota Hilux, and Toyota Tacoma, are compact pickup trucks built and marketed by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The Hilux name was adopted as a replacement for the Stout in 1969, and remains in use worldwide. Sheep shagger (alternative spelling: Sheepshagger) is a term aimed at people living in rural areas where populations of sheep [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Hilux">Toyota Hilux</a></strong>, and Toyota Tacoma, are compact pickup trucks built and marketed by the Toyota Motor Corporation. The Hilux name was adopted as a replacement for the Stout in 1969, and remains in use worldwide.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheep_shagger">Sheep shagger</a></strong> (alternative spelling: Sheepshagger) is a term aimed at people living in rural areas where populations of sheep are greater than those of the human residents, such as rural Ireland, Aberdeen, Wales, Australia or New Zealand, implying they perform sexual acts with sheep. Usage of this term is restricted to within the British and Irish Isles and mostly aimed at Yorkshiremen or the Welsh, areas where animal farming is a major industry, and is likewise widespread in Australia and New Zealand, where sheep farming especially is conducted on an industrial scale.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Born To Play with orange obox</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wolff Olins and advertising agency WCRS created the Orange brand. (The logo is square because a round Orange logo was already in existence designed by leading Graphic Designer Neville Brody for the reprographics and printing firm that is also known as Orange). The Orange network was launched on 28 April 1994. Partner Communications Co. Ltd., [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Wolff Olins and advertising agency WCRS created the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_SA">Orange</a></strong> brand. (The logo is square because a round Orange logo was already in existence designed by leading Graphic Designer Neville Brody for the reprographics and printing firm that is also known as Orange). The Orange network was launched on 28 April 1994.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Israel">Partner Communications Co. Ltd.</a></strong>, is an Israeli wireless telecommunications service provider. Headquarters are in Rosh HaAyin. The company has the local license for the Orange and operates exclusively under this international wireless brand name. The prefix (area code) for all &#8216;Orange&#8217; customers is 054.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I like Altoids Sours, I like them a lot</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/08/11/i-like-altoids-sours-i-like-them-a-lot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 15:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the [Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company] also started selling hard-candy [Altoids] sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit. Sadism and masochism, often interrelated, are collectively known as S&#038;M or sadomasochism. The term Sadism passed [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the [Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company] also started selling hard-candy [<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids">Altoids</a></strong>] sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadism_and_masochism">Sadism and masochism</a></strong>, often interrelated, are collectively known as S&#038;M or sadomasochism. The term Sadism passed into common usage as the sexual or social pleasure or gratification in the infliction of pain and suffering upon another person. The word is derived from the name of the Marquis de Sade, a prolific French philosopher-writer of sexually violent novels and plays. The passive counterpart of sadism is masochism, the sexual pleasure or gratification of having pain or suffering inflicted upon the self, often consisting of sexual fantasies or urges for being beaten, humiliated, bound, tortured, or otherwise made to suffer, either as an enhancement to or a substitute for sexual pleasure.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Carl&#8217;s Jr&#8217;s Milkshakes are better than yours</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/29/carls-jrs-milkshakes-are-better-than-yours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 15:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Milkshake&#8221; is a pop/R&#038;B song written and produced by The Neptunes for American singer Kelis&#8217;s third studio album Tasty (2003). In 2006, CKE Restaurants used an edited version of the song during commercials for Hardee&#8217;s and Carl&#8217;s Jr. milkshakes. One version, called &#8220;Cow Shake Off&#8221;, features two men shaking two cows as though dancing to [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkshake_%28song%29">&#8220;Milkshake&#8221;</a></strong> is a pop/R&#038;B song written and produced by The Neptunes for American singer Kelis&#8217;s third studio album Tasty (2003). In 2006, CKE Restaurants used an edited version of the song during commercials for Hardee&#8217;s and Carl&#8217;s Jr. milkshakes. One version, called &#8220;Cow Shake Off&#8221;, features two men shaking two cows as though dancing to the music.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl%27s_Jr.">Carl&#8217;s Jr.</a></strong> is an American fast-food restaurant chain, located mostly on the Western half of the United States in Pacific, Mountain and West Coast regions. It is also in the process of expanding into Canada and Mexico. It was founded in 1941 by Carl N. Karcher, and is owned by CKE Restaurants, Inc.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkshake">milkshake</a></strong> is a sweet, cold beverage which is made from milk, ice cream or iced milk, and sweet flavourings such as fruit syrup or chocolate sauce in Canada, most regions of the United States, Australia, and the United Kingdom.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Taste the Fruit in the Altoids Sours Challenge</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/28/taste-the-fruit-in-the-altoids-sours-challenge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2007 03:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Altoids are a popular brand of breath mints that have existed since the turn of the 19th century. In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the company also started selling hard-candy sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit. A double [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids">Altoids</a></strong> are a popular brand of breath mints that have existed since the turn of the 19th century. In addition to its regular line of mints, starting in the 4th quarter of 2002 the company also started selling hard-candy sours in round tins. Flavors include tangerine, citrus, raspberry, apple, mango, and passion fruit.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre">double entendre</a></strong> is a figure of speech similar to the pun, in which a spoken phrase can be understood in either of two ways. This can be as simple as a phrase which has two mutually exclusive meanings, and is thus a clever play on words.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streetball">Streetball</a></strong> is an urban form of basketball, played on playgrounds and in gymnasiums across the world.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Tooheys New Twist-Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tooheys New is a standard Australian lager and the most popular of the Tooheys&#8217; beers. It can be found on tap at almost any bar in New South Wales, although it is not so common in other states. It was first brewed in 1930. It was marketed in cans and bottles as Tooheys Draught, however [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooheys_New">Tooheys New</a></strong> is a standard Australian lager and the most popular of the Tooheys&#8217; beers. It can be found on tap at almost any bar in New South Wales, although it is not so common in other states. It was first brewed in 1930. It was marketed in cans and bottles as Tooheys Draught, however this was changed to Tooheys New in 1998 for consistency.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The height of the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottle_cap">crown cap</a></strong> was reduced and specified in the German standard DIN 6099 in the 1960s. This also defined the &#8220;twist-off&#8221; crown cap, now widely used in the United States and Australia. This bottle cap is pressed around screw threads instead of a flange. Such a bottle cap can be taken off merely by twisting the cap.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cop a feel and Rejoice</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/26/cop-a-feel-and-rejoice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 15:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shampoo is a common hair care product used for the removal of oils, dirt, skin particles, dandruff, environmental pollutants and other contaminant particles that gradually build up in hair. The goal is to remove the unwanted build-up without stripping out so much as to make hair unmanageable. The term breast refers to the upper ventral [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shampoo">Shampoo</a></strong> is a common hair care product used for the removal of oils, dirt, skin particles, dandruff, environmental pollutants and other contaminant particles that gradually build up in hair. The goal is to remove the unwanted build-up without stripping out so much as to make hair unmanageable.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The term <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breast">breast</a></strong> refers to the upper ventral region of an animalâ€™s torso, particularly that of mammals, including human beings. The breasts of a female mammalâ€™s body contain the mammary glands, which secrete milk used to feed infants.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dodge Durango penis envy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2007 00:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Dodge Durango is an SUV from DaimlerChrysler&#8217;s Dodge brand. It debuted in the 1998 model year and was redesigned for 2004. It fills the gap in the Dodge lineup since the cancellation of the Dodge Ramcharger in 1993. The Durango is produced at the Newark Assembly plant in Newark, Delaware. A sport utility vehicle, [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_Durango">Dodge Durango</a></strong> is an SUV from DaimlerChrysler&#8217;s Dodge brand. It debuted in the 1998 model year and was redesigned for 2004. It fills the gap in the Dodge lineup since the cancellation of the Dodge Ramcharger in 1993. The Durango is produced at the Newark Assembly plant in Newark, Delaware.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_utility_vehicle">sport utility vehicle</a></strong>, or SUV, is a passenger vehicle which combines the towing capacity of a pickup truck with the passenger-carrying space of a minivan or station wagon together with all or off road ability. Most SUVs are designed with a roughly square cross-section, an engine compartment, a combined passenger and cargo compartment, and no dedicated trunk.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Proof that Holeproof&#8217;s wearing No Knickers</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/07/21/proof-that-holeproofs-wearing-no-knickers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the United Kingdom, Ireland and some fellow Commonwealth nations knickers is a word for women&#8217;s undergarments: &#8220;Don&#8217;t get your knickers in a twist&#8221; (i.e. &#8220;don&#8217;t get all hot under the collar,&#8221; or, in U.S. usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your panties in a bunch.&#8221; Australian usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your knickers in a knot&#8221;).]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In the United Kingdom, Ireland and some fellow Commonwealth nations <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knickers">knickers</a></strong> is a word for women&#8217;s undergarments: &#8220;Don&#8217;t get your knickers in a twist&#8221; (i.e. &#8220;don&#8217;t get all hot under the collar,&#8221; or, in U.S. usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your panties in a bunch.&#8221; Australian usage &#8220;don&#8217;t get your knickers in a knot&#8221;).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Jack in the Box&#8217;s New Sirloin Lawsuit</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/06/03/jack-in-the-boxs-new-sirloin-lawsuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 23:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sirloin steak is beef steak cut from the lower portion of the ribs, continuing off the tenderloin from which filet mignon is cut. Angus are hardy, undemanding, adaptable, mature at around two years of age, and have a high carcass yield with marbled meat. As of the latter part of 2003 and early 2004, [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirloin_steak"><strong>sirloin steak</strong></a> is beef steak cut from the lower portion of the ribs, continuing off the tenderloin from which filet mignon is cut.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_cattle"><strong>Angus</strong></a> are hardy, undemanding, adaptable, mature at around two years of age, and have a high carcass yield with marbled meat. As of the latter part of 2003 and early 2004, the American fast food industry has assisted in a public relations campaign to promote the supposedly superior quality of beef produced from Angus cattle (â€œAngus beefâ€).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In anatomy, the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus"><strong>anus</strong></a> (from Latin Änus &#8220;ring, anus&#8221;) is the external opening of the rectum. Closure is controlled by sphincter muscles. Feces are expelled from the body through the anus during the act of defecation, which is the primary function of the anus.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In May of 2007, CKE Restaurants, Inc. filed a lawsuit against <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_in_the_Box"><strong>Jack in the Box</strong></a>, Inc. over two TV ads, The lawsuit claims the ads create a misleading impression that Jack In The Box&#8217;s new 100 percent sirloin hamburgers use a better quality of meat than the Angus beef used by Carl&#8217;s Jr. and Hardee&#8217;s. The lawsuit claims the TV spots confuse consumers by comparing sirloin, a cut of meat found on all cattle, with Angus, which is a breed of cattle.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Molson Canadian chasing beaver</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 23:31:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Molson Canada is North America&#8217;s oldest brewery. It is a business division under the Molson Coors Brewing Company. Molson Canada has 3500 employees at various locations across Canada, including breweries in Vancouver, Edmonton, Creemore, Toronto, Montreal and St. John&#8217;s. A sexual innuendo is a remark or question, typically disparaging, that works obliquely by allusion. The [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson"><strong>Molson Canada</strong></a> is North America&#8217;s oldest brewery. It is a business division under the Molson Coors Brewing Company. Molson Canada has 3500 employees at various locations across Canada, including breweries in Vancouver, Edmonton, Creemore, Toronto, Montreal and St. John&#8217;s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A sexual <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innuendo"><strong>innuendo</strong></a> is a remark or question, typically disparaging, that works obliquely by allusion. The intention is often to insult or accuse someone in such a way that one&#8217;s words, taken literally, are innocent. Innuendo can make use of, but is by no means restricted to, double entendre (note that doubles entendres can be unintentional, while innuendo is always intentional).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Real women need Quiznos meat</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/14/real-women-need-quiznos-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 23:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All of Quiznos&#8217; sandwiches are served toasted, although they will be served untoasted at the customer&#8217;s request. The best selling subs are the Classic Italian, the Mesquite Chicken with Bacon, the Prime Rib Cheesesteak, the Chicken Carbonara, and the Turkey, Ranch and Swiss sub. When innuendo is used in a sentence, it could go completely [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>All of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quiznos_Sub"><strong>Quiznos&#8217;</strong></a> sandwiches are served toasted, although they will be served untoasted at the customer&#8217;s request. The best selling subs are the Classic Italian, the Mesquite Chicken with Bacon, the Prime Rib Cheesesteak, the Chicken Carbonara, and the Turkey, Ranch and Swiss sub.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>When <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innuendo"><strong>innuendo</strong></a> is used in a sentence, it could go completely undetected by someone who was not familiar with the hidden meaning, and he or she would find nothing odd about the sentence. Perhaps because innuendo is not considered offensive to those who do not &#8220;get&#8221; the hidden implication, it is often used in sitcoms and other comedy which would otherwise be considered unsuitable for children. Children would find this comedy funny, but because most children lack understanding of the hidden implication in innuendo, they would find it funny for a completely different reason from most adult viewers.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Soesman Language Training</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/soesman-language-training/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:56:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ESL (English as a second language), ESOL (English for speakers of other languages) and EFL (English as a foreign language) all refer to the use or study of English by speakers of other languages. The precise usage, including the different use of the terms ESL and ESOL in different countries, is described below. These terms [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_language_learning_and_teaching"><strong>ESL</strong></a> (English as a second language), ESOL (English for speakers of other languages) and EFL (English as a foreign language) all refer to the use or study of English by speakers of other languages. The precise usage, including the different use of the terms ESL and ESOL in different countries, is described below. These terms are most commonly used in relation to teaching and learning English, but they may also be used in relation to demographic information.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outhere_Brothers"><strong>The Outhere Brothers</strong></a> is a rap duo, consisting of lyricist Craig &#8220;Malik&#8221; Simpkins and producer/remixer Lamar &#8220;Hula&#8221; Mahone. They are primarily known for their hits &#8220;Don&#8217;t Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)&#8221;, &#8220;Fuk U In The Ass&#8221;, &#8220;Boom Boom Boom&#8221; and &#8220;La De da de de de (We Like To Party)&#8221; from 1998&#8242;s &#8220;The Other Side&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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