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		<title>Santa Has 3.7 Billion Appointments</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to a tradition which can be traced to the 1820s, Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, with a large number of magical elves, and nine (originally eight) flying reindeer. Electronic mail, commonly known as email or e-mail, is a method of exchanging digital messages from an author to one or more recipients. On [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>According to a tradition which can be traced to the 1820s, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus" target="_blank">Santa Claus</a></strong> lives at the North Pole, with a large number of magical elves, and nine (originally eight) flying reindeer.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email" target="_blank">Electronic mail</a></strong>, commonly known as email or e-mail, is a method of exchanging digital messages from an author to one or more recipients.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>On October 4, 2011, Apple introduced the iPhone 4S with their implementation of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siri_%28software%29" target="_blank">Siri</a></strong>. The new version of Siri is integrated into iOS, and offers conversational interaction with many applications, including reminders, weather, stocks, messaging, email, calendar, contacts, notes, music, clocks, web browser, Wolfram Alpha, and maps.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_4S" target="_blank">iPhone 4S</a></strong>] is a World phone and can work on both GSM &#038; CDMA networks.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Summer Is Pepsi Time With Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 08:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pepsi was first introduced as &#8220;Brad&#8217;s Drink&#8221; in New Bern, North Carolina, United States, in 1898 by Caleb Bradham, who made it at his home where the drink was sold. It was later named Pepsi Cola, possibly due to the digestive enzyme pepsin and kola nuts used in the recipe. Historically, Coca-Cola was not the [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepsi">Pepsi</a></strong> was first introduced as &#8220;Brad&#8217;s Drink&#8221; in New Bern, North Carolina, United States, in 1898 by Caleb Bradham, who made it at his home where the drink was sold. It was later named Pepsi Cola, possibly due to the digestive enzyme pepsin and kola nuts used in the recipe.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Historically, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa">Coca-Cola</a></strong> was not the first soft drink company to utilize the modern image of Santa Claus in its advertising – White Rock Beverages had already used a red and white Santa to sell mineral water in 1915 and then in advertisements for its ginger ale in 1923.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_How_We_Do_It">&#8220;This Is How We Do It&#8221;</a></strong> is a 1995 song by American R&#038;B singer Montell Jordan. The song is featured prominently in the &#8220;Summer of Pepsi&#8221; ad series of 2011.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>It&#8217;s IKEA Christmas Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 05:53:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The exchanging of gifts is one of the core aspects of the modern Christmas celebration, making the Christmas season the most profitable time of year for retailers and businesses throughout the world. Briefs are a type of short, tight underwear and swimwear, as opposed to styles where the material extends down the legs. Much of [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The exchanging of gifts is one of the core aspects of the modern <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas">Christmas</a></strong> celebration, making the Christmas season the most profitable time of year for retailers and businesses throughout the world.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Briefs">Briefs</a></strong> are a type of short, tight underwear and swimwear, as opposed to styles where the material extends down the legs.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Much of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA">IKEA</a></strong>&#8216;s furniture is designed to be assembled by the consumer rather than being sold pre-assembled. IKEA claims this permits them to reduce costs and use of packaging by not shipping air; the volume of a bookcase, for example, is considerably less if it is shipped unassembled rather than assembled.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Gap is Ready For Holiday Cheer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christmas or Christmas Day is an annual holiday that, in Christianity, commemorates the birth of Jesus Christ. Hanukkah (Hebrew: חנוכה‎, also romanized as Chanukah), also known as the Festival of Lights, is an eight-day Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean Revolt of the 2nd [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas">Christmas</a></strong> or Christmas Day is an annual holiday that, in Christianity, commemorates the birth of Jesus Christ.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukkah">Hanukkah</a></strong> (Hebrew: חנוכה‎, also romanized as Chanukah), also known as the Festival of Lights, is an eight-day Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean Revolt of the 2nd century BCE.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwanzaa">Kwanzaa</a></strong> is a weeklong celebration held in the United States honoring universal African heritage and culture, marked by participants lighting a kinara (candle holder).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Worldwide, interpretation of [the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice">Winter Solstice</a></strong>] has varied from culture to culture, but most cultures have held a recognition of rebirth, involving holidays, festivals, gatherings, rituals or other celebrations around that time.</p></blockquote>
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When <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap_%28clothing_retailer%29">Gap</a></strong> was founded in 1969, its targeted customers were younger generations (hence the name of the store, which refers to the generation gap of the time.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dad got hosed at Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 00:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cellco Partnership, doing business as Verizon Wireless, owns and operates the second largest wireless telecommunications network in the United States, based on a total of 70.8 million U.S. subscribers, behind AT&#038;T Mobility&#8217;s 74.9 million subscribers. Verizon Wireless has the highest revenue of all wireless companies based within the United States, with an annual revenue of [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Cellco Partnership, doing business as <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verizon_Wireless">Verizon Wireless</a></strong>, owns and operates the second largest wireless telecommunications network in the United States, based on a total of 70.8 million U.S. subscribers, behind AT&#038;T Mobility&#8217;s 74.9 million subscribers. Verizon Wireless has the highest revenue of all wireless companies based within the United States, with an annual revenue of $43.9 billion.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aftershave">Aftershave</a></strong> is a lotion, gel, balm, or liquid used mainly by men after they have finished shaving. It may contain an antiseptic agent such as alcohol to prevent infection from cuts as well as numb damaged skin, a perfume to enhance scent, and a moisturizer to soften the skin.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard">beard</a></strong> is the hair that grows on a person&#8217;s chin, cheeks, neck, and the area above the upper lip. Typically, only pubescent males are able to grow beards. When differentiating between upper and lower facial hair, a beard specifically refers to the facial hair on the lower part of a man&#8217;s chin. The study of beards is called pogonology.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>NHL Christmas presents are much better than regular presents</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the U.S., the &#8220;Christmas shopping season&#8221; generally begins on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, though many American stores begin selling Christmas items as early as October. In Canada, merchants begin advertising campaigns just before Halloween (October 31), and step up their marketing following Remembrance Day on November 11. The New York Rangers are [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In the U.S., the &#8220;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas">Christmas</a></strong> shopping season&#8221; generally begins on Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, though many American stores begin selling Christmas items as early as October. In Canada, merchants begin advertising campaigns just before Halloween (October 31), and step up their marketing following Remembrance Day on November 11.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Rangers">New York Rangers</a></strong> are a professional ice hockey team based in New York, New York, United States. They are members of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Playing their home games at Madison Square Garden, the Rangers are one of the oldest teams in the NHL, having joined in 1926 as an expansion franchise, and are part of the group of teams referred to as the Original Six.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Flyers">Philadelphia Flyers</a></strong> are a professional ice hockey team based in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. They are members of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). Part of the 1967 NHL Expansion, the Flyers were the first non-Original Six team to win the Stanley Cup, winning it in 1974 and again in 1975. Despite five return trips to the Stanley Cup Finals, they have not won the Cup since.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Rocket Sled</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, Bud Light is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221; The gas released during a flatus event frequently has [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Bud Light</a></strong> is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The gas released during a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatus</a></strong> event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, through omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats or dogs. Flatulence odor can also be caused by the presence of large numbers of microflora bacteria and/or the presence of feces in the rectum.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled">rocket sled</a></strong> is a test platform that slides along a set of rails, propelled by rockets. They were used extensively by the United States early in the Cold War to accelerate equipment considered too experimental (hazardous) for testing directly in piloted aircraft.</p></blockquote>
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