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		<title>Miller Lite Protection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 06:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Miller Lite is a 4.2% abv pale lager brand sold by MillerCoors of Chicago, Illinois, United States. A protection racket is an extortion scheme whereby a criminal group or individual coerces a victim (usually a business) to pay money, supposedly for protection services against violence or property damage. Frank Vincent (born August 4, 1939) is [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Lite" target="_blank">Miller Lite</a></strong> is a 4.2% abv pale lager brand sold by MillerCoors of Chicago, Illinois, United States.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protection_racket" target="_blank">protection racket</a></strong> is an extortion scheme whereby a criminal group or individual coerces a victim (usually a business) to pay money, supposedly for protection services against violence or property damage.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Vincent" target="_blank">Frank Vincent</a></strong> (born August 4, 1939) is an American actor, musician, author and entrepreneur. He often plays a gangster and works both in features and television [and] played the New York Boss Phil Leotardo in the HBO series The Sopranos.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Starr_%28actor%29" target="_blank">Michael &#8220;Mike&#8221; Starr</a></strong> (born July 29, 1950) is an American actor. Starr is notable for his large size, standing 6 ft 3 1/2 in (192 cm), and has typically been typecast as thugs or henchmen.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Schlitz, Coming At You</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 01:26:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company was an American brewery based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and was once the largest producer of beer in the world. Its namesake beer, Schlitz, was known as &#8220;The beer that made Milwaukee famous&#8221; and was famously advertised with the slogan &#8220;When you&#8217;re out of Schlitz, you&#8217;re out of beer&#8221;. Brewing is [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Schlitz_Brewing_Company">Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company</a></strong> was an American brewery based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and was once the largest producer of beer in the world. Its namesake beer, Schlitz, was known as &#8220;The beer that made Milwaukee famous&#8221; and was famously advertised with the slogan &#8220;When you&#8217;re out of Schlitz, you&#8217;re out of beer&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brewing">Brewing</a></strong> is the production of beer through steeping a starch source (commonly cereal grains) in water and then fermenting with yeast.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McLean_Stevenson">Edgar McLean Stevenson, Jr.</a></strong> (November 14, 1927 – February 15, 1996), better known as McLean Stevenson, was an American actor most recognized for his role as Lt. Colonel Henry Blake on the TV series M*A*S*H.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Budweiser Tiny Dancer Singing Cowboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 11:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Budweiser is a 5.0% abv American-style lager introduced in 1876 by A. Dongand Busch and one of the highest selling beers in the United States. It is made with up to 30% rice in addition to hops and barley malt. &#8220;Tiny Dancer&#8221; is a 1972 song by Elton John with lyrics by Bernie Taupin. It [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Budweiser</a></strong> is a 5.0% abv American-style lager introduced in 1876 by A. Dongand Busch and one of the highest selling beers in the United States. It is made with up to 30% rice in addition to hops and barley malt.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Dancer">&#8220;Tiny Dancer&#8221;</a></strong> is a 1972 song by Elton John with lyrics by Bernie Taupin. It appears on John&#8217;s fourth album, Madman Across the Water and was released as a single in 1972.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Stormare">Peter Stormare</a></strong> (born Rolf Peter Ingvar Storm; 27 August 1953) is a Swedish film, stage, voice and television actor as well as a theatrical director, playwright and musician. He is perhaps best known for his roles as John Abruzzi in Prison Break and as Gaear Grimsrud, one of the two kidnappers in Fargo. He combined acting with singing by playing the menancing Western gunfighter who strides into a bar in the 2011 Super Bowl commercial and breaks into a happy rendition of &#8220;Tiny Dancer&#8221; when presented with a Budweiser beer.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLV">Super Bowl XLV</a></strong> was an American football game between the American Football Conference (AFC) champion Pittsburgh Steelers and the National Football Conference (NFC) champion Green Bay Packers to decide the National Football League (NFL) champion for the 2010 season. The Packers defeated the Steelers by the score of 31-25.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Budweiser is the King Of Beers (But you know that)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 06:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Ed McMahon] performed in numerous television commercials, most notably for Budweiser. Budweiser remains one of the world&#8217;s lowest rated beers on notable rating sites such as BeerAdvocate.com and RateBeer.com. Some drinkers prefer the lightness of beers like Budweiser and consume it as a refreshment or for its inebriating effects, beer writers consider it to be [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_McMahon">Ed McMahon</a></strong>] performed in numerous television commercials, most notably for Budweiser.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Budweiser</a></strong> remains one of the world&#8217;s lowest rated beers on notable rating sites such as BeerAdvocate.com and RateBeer.com. Some drinkers prefer the lightness of beers like Budweiser and consume it as a refreshment or for its inebriating effects, beer writers consider it to be bland. The beer is light-bodied with faint sweet notes and negligible bitterness, leading to reviews characterizing it as a &#8220;&#8230;beer of underwhelming blandness&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog">dog</a></strong>'s] impact on human society has given them the nickname &#8220;Man&#8217;s best friend&#8221; in the western world</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dos Equis&#8217; The Most Interesting Man in the World&#8217;s Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 06:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dos Equis is a pale lager that was originally brewed by the German brewer Wilhelm Hasse in 1897. The brand was named &#8220;Siglo XX&#8221; (&#8220;20th century&#8221;) to commemorate the arrival of the new century, and the bottles were marked with the Roman numerals &#8220;XX&#8221;, or &#8220;Dos Equis&#8221; (two Xs). In 2007, Dos Equis inaugurated its [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery#Dos_Equis">Dos Equis</a></strong> is a pale lager that was originally brewed by the German brewer Wilhelm Hasse in 1897. The brand was named &#8220;Siglo XX&#8221; (&#8220;20th century&#8221;) to commemorate the arrival of the new century, and the bottles were marked with the Roman numerals &#8220;XX&#8221;, or &#8220;Dos Equis&#8221; (two Xs).</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In 2007, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuauht%C3%A9moc_Moctezuma_Brewery#Advertising">Dos Equis inaugurated its current advertising campaign</a></strong>, &#8220;The Most Interesting Man in the World.&#8221; The advertisements feature a semi-bearded, debonair, American or Spanish gentleman roughly in his 50s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_nuts">Mixed nuts</a></strong> are a snack food consisting of any mixture of mechanically or manually combined nuts. Peanuts (actually a legume), almonds, walnuts, Brazil nuts, cashews, filberts, hazelnuts, and pecans are common constituents of mixed nuts. Mixed nuts may be salted, roasted, cooked, or blanched.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Pitching Beer-flavored Doritos</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Information Resources International, in 1993, Doritos earned $1.3 billion in retail sales, one-third of the total Frito-Lay sales for the year. This made the chip the leading seller in the snack category, which also comprises cookies, crackers, cakes, and candies. Beer is the world&#8217;s oldest and most widely consumed alcoholic beverage and the [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>According to Information Resources International, in 1993, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doritos">Doritos</a></strong> earned $1.3 billion in retail sales, one-third of the total Frito-Lay sales for the year. This made the chip the leading seller in the snack category, which also comprises cookies, crackers, cakes, and candies.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer">Beer</a></strong> is the world&#8217;s oldest and most widely consumed alcoholic beverage and the third most popular drink overall after water and tea.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor">Flavor</a></strong> or <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flavor">flavour</a></strong> is the sensory impression of a food or other substance, and is determined mainly by the chemical senses of taste and smell.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Heineken Walk-In Fridge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With an annual beer production of 139.2 million hectoliters, Heineken ranks as the third largest brewery in the world after SABMiller and InBev, based on revenue. Heineken&#8217;s Dutch breweries are located in Zoeterwoude, &#8216;s-Hertogenbosch and Wijlre. The original brewery in Amsterdam, closed in 1988, is preserved as a museum called Heineken Experience. A closet (especially [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>With an annual beer production of 139.2 million hectoliters, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heineken_International">Heineken</a></strong> ranks as the third largest brewery in the world after SABMiller and InBev, based on revenue. Heineken&#8217;s Dutch breweries are located in Zoeterwoude, &#8216;s-Hertogenbosch and Wijlre. The original brewery in Amsterdam, closed in 1988, is preserved as a museum called Heineken Experience.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closet">closet</a></strong> (especially in North American usage) is a small and enclosed space, a cabinet, or a cupboard in a house or building used for general storage or hanging clothes. [A] walk-in closet [is] a closet large enough to walk inside to store clothes on two or three sides. They may have lighting, mirrors, and flooring distinct from adjacent rooms.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator">Refrigerators</a></strong> work by the use of heat pumps operating in a refrigeration cycle. An industrial refrigerator is simply a refrigerator used in an industrial setting, usually in a restaurant or supermarket. It may consist of either a cooling compartment only (a larger refrigerator) or a freezing compartment only (a freezer) or both. The industry sometimes refers to such units as a “cold box” or a “walk-in.” The dual compartment was introduced commercially by General Electric in 1939.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Rainer Beer Motorcycle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jan 2009 08:07:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rainier Brewing Company (1884 &#8211; 1999) was a Seattle, Washington, company that brewed Rainier Beer, a popular brand in the Pacific Northwest. Although Rainier was founded in 1884, the Seattle site had been brewing beer since 1878. While the beer enjoys near iconic status, it is no longer brewed in Seattle, nor is the company [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainier_Brewing_Company">Rainier Brewing Company</a></strong> (1884 &#8211; 1999) was a Seattle, Washington, company that brewed Rainier Beer, a popular brand in the Pacific Northwest. Although Rainier was founded in 1884, the Seattle site had been brewing beer since 1878. While the beer enjoys near iconic status, it is no longer brewed in Seattle, nor is the company owned locally.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcycle">motorcycle</a></strong> (also called a motorbicycle, motorbike, bike, or cycle) is a single-track, two-wheeled motor vehicle powered by an engine.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Using the principle of mechanical advantage, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmission_(mechanics)">transmissions</a></strong> provide a speed-torque conversion (commonly known as &#8220;gear reduction&#8221; or &#8220;speed reduction&#8221;) from a higher speed motor to a slower but more forceful output or vice-versa.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Take Home Stones Bitter</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stones Bitter [is] a pale ale of 3.7% ABV originally brewed by William Stones Ltd, Sheffield, UK at the Cannon brewery in the 1940s. The brand is currently brewed under licence from Interbrew at Coors Burton upon Trent plant UK. Bitter belongs in the pale ale style grouping, though bitter does have a greater variety [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coors_Brewing_Company#UK">Stones Bitter</a></strong> [is] a pale ale of 3.7% ABV originally brewed by William Stones Ltd, Sheffield, UK at the Cannon brewery in the 1940s. The brand is currently brewed under licence from Interbrew at Coors Burton upon Trent plant UK.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bitter_(beer)">Bitter</a></strong> belongs in the pale ale style grouping, though bitter does have a greater variety of strength, flavour and appearance than mainstream pale ale. A bitter can be dark amber, approaching a stout, or be very golden and delicate like a golden summer ale.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penal_labour">Penal labour</a></strong> or penal servitude is a form of unfree labour. The term may refer to two different notions: labour as a form of punishment and labour as a form of occupation of convicts.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Rocky Marciano hams it up for Hamms Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rocky Marciano (September 1, 1923 &#8211; August 31, 1969), born Rocco Francis Marchegiano, was the heavyweight champion of the world from 1952 to 1956. Marciano, with forty-three knockouts to his credit (87.8% knockout rate), remains the only heavyweight champion in boxing history to retire having won every fight in his professional career. Hamm&#8217;s is the [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Marciano">Rocky Marciano</a></strong> (September 1, 1923 &#8211; August 31, 1969), born Rocco Francis Marchegiano, was the heavyweight champion of the world from 1952 to 1956. Marciano, with forty-three knockouts to his credit (87.8% knockout rate), remains the only heavyweight champion in boxing history to retire having won every fight in his professional career.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamm%27s_Brewery">Hamm&#8217;s</a></strong> is the name of a former American brewery in Saint Paul, Minnesota. The original Hamm&#8217;s was established in 1865 when Theodore Hamm, a German immigrant, inherited the Excelsior Brewery from his friend and business associate, A. F. Keller. Keller had constructed his brewery over artesian wells in a section of the valley of the Phalen Creek valley near Saint Paul, Minnesota, known as Swede Hollow.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Less Labatt Blue Light is More</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Labatt Blue Light [is a] light lager. Light beer refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. A lipstick lesbian is a slang term used to describe lesbian and bisexual women who exhibit feminine gender attributes, such as wearing make-up (thus, lipstick), wearing dresses or skirts and [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labatt">Labatt</a></strong> Blue Light [is a] light lager.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-alcohol_beer#Light_beer">Light beer</a></strong> refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_lesbian">lipstick lesbian</a></strong> is a slang term used to describe lesbian and bisexual women who exhibit feminine gender attributes, such as wearing make-up (thus, lipstick), wearing dresses or skirts and perhaps having other characteristics associated with feminine women.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lip_gloss">Lip gloss</a></strong> is a cosmetic product used primarily to give lips a mildly glossy lustre and sometimes subtle color.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Swear Jar</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Profanity can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behavior which is socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar, or desecrating or showing disrespect toward an object of religious veneration. Light beer refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profanity">Profanity</a></strong> can be a word, expression, gesture, or other social behavior which is socially constructed or interpreted as insulting, rude or vulgar, or desecrating or showing disrespect toward an object of religious veneration.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_beer#Light_beer">Light beer</a></strong> refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be chosen by beer drinkers who wish to manage their alcohol consumption or their calorie intake; however, they are sometimes criticized for being less flavourful than full-strength beers, being (in perception or in fact) &#8220;watered down&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Cutting the cheese with Bud Light</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anheuser-Busch has a market share in the United States of about 50% for all beers sold. The company&#8217;s 2005 annual report cites figures which demonstrate Budweiser brands are proving to be quite successful in three markets outside of the U.S. The North American delicatessen distribution is skewed towards cities, particularly older cities that are less [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Anheuser-Busch has a market share in the United States of about 50% for all beers sold. The company&#8217;s 2005 annual report cites figures which demonstrate <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Budweiser</a></strong> brands are proving to be quite successful in three markets outside of the U.S.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The North American <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen">delicatessen</a></strong> distribution is skewed towards cities, particularly older cities that are less car-oriented, thus favoring walk-in traffic. The residents of New York City have a particularly close connection to their delis, and many delicatessens outside of New York call themselves &#8220;New York delis,&#8221; to evoke the emotional appeal of the traditional New York City delicatessen.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In many cultures, human <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatulence</a></strong> in public is regarded as embarrassing and repulsive, even to the point of being a taboo subject. People will often strain to hold in the passing of gas when in polite company, or position themselves to conceal the noise and smell. In other cultures it may be no more embarrassing than coughing.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Sausage Talk</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The existence of the Czech beer of the same name has caused problems in some markets. A long-standing agreement with the Czech brewery divided the rights to the name &#8220;Budweiser&#8221;, so that the Anheuser-Busch product is marketed as &#8220;Bud&#8221; (in France and elsewhere) and &#8220;Anheuser-Busch B&#8221; (Germany), where the Czech beer has the rights to [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The existence of the Czech beer of the same name has <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_trademark_dispute">caused problems</a></strong> in some markets. A long-standing agreement with the Czech brewery divided the rights to the name &#8220;Budweiser&#8221;, so that the Anheuser-Busch product is marketed as &#8220;Bud&#8221; (in France and elsewhere) and &#8220;Anheuser-Busch B&#8221; (Germany), where the Czech beer has the rights to the name. Anheuser-Busch has made offers to buy out the Czech brewing company in order to secure global rights to the name &#8220;Budweiser&#8221; for both beers, but such offers have been refused.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage">Sausage</a></strong> is a logical outcome of efficient butchery. Sausage-makers put to use meat and animal parts that are edible and nutritious, but not particularly appealing, such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat, and that allow the preservation of meat that can not be consumed immediately. Hence, sausages are among the oldest of prepared foods.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Dolittle">Doctor John Dolittle</a></strong> is the central character of a series of children&#8217;s books by Hugh Lofting. He is a doctor who shuns human patients in favour of animals, with whom he can speak in their own languages. He later becomes a naturalist, using his abilities to speak with animals to better understand nature and the history of the world.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light cools the fire down</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, Bud Light is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221; It is commonly said that shaking a carbonated beverage [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29#Bud_Light">Bud Light</a></strong> is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>It is commonly said that shaking a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbonation#Shaking">carbonated</a></strong> beverage will cause large amounts of foam to erupt upon opening, and it is often believed that shaking a bottle containing a carbonated beverage will cause the pressure inside to rise. In fact, when a pressure gauge is attached to a pressurized bottle of a carbonated beverage, it is found that the pressure within does not increase. It is instead the formation of tiny bubbles from the agitation that causes the foam; upon opening, the size of the bubbles will rapidly increase due to the reduction in pressure, resulting in excessive foaming.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Bud Light Rocket Sled</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, Bud Light is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221; The gas released during a flatus event frequently has [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Introduced nationally in 1982 as &#8220;Budweiser Light&#8221;, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29">Bud Light</a></strong> is a 4.2% ABV pale lager with 110 calories. Since 2001, Bud Light has been the best-selling beer in the United States. In November 2007, the long-running slogan &#8220;Always Worth It&#8221; was replaced with &#8220;Keeps It Coming.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The gas released during a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatus</a></strong> event frequently has a foul odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids such as butyric acid (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulfide that are the result of protein breakdown. The incidence of odoriferous compounds in flatus increases from herbivores, such as cattle, through omnivores to carnivorous species, such as cats or dogs. Flatulence odor can also be caused by the presence of large numbers of microflora bacteria and/or the presence of feces in the rectum.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_sled">rocket sled</a></strong> is a test platform that slides along a set of rails, propelled by rockets. They were used extensively by the United States early in the Cold War to accelerate equipment considered too experimental (hazardous) for testing directly in piloted aircraft.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Well, TrÃ¶egs is natural</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[TrÃ¶egs is an American brewery in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. John and Chris Trogner founded the company in 1996. The name TrÃ¶egs is a combination of a nickname derived from the surname Trogner and the Flemish word Kroeg (&#8220;pub&#8221;). TrÃ¶egs is a craft-brewery, or microbrewery focusing their production on specialty and seasonal beers. According to the official [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tr%C3%B6egs_Brewing_Company">TrÃ¶egs</a></strong> is an American brewery in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. John and Chris Trogner founded the company in 1996. The name TrÃ¶egs is a combination of a nickname derived from the surname Trogner and the Flemish word Kroeg (&#8220;pub&#8221;). TrÃ¶egs is a craft-brewery, or microbrewery focusing their production on specialty and seasonal beers.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>According to the official version, the modern <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini">bikini</a></strong> was invented by French engineer Louis RÃ©ard and fashion designer Jacques Heim in Paris in 1946 and introduced on July 25 at a fashion show at Piscine Molitor in Paris. It was a string bikini with a g-string back. It was named after Bikini Atoll, the site of nuclear weapon tests a few days earlier in the Marshall Islands, on the reasoning that the burst of excitement it would cause would be like the nuclear device.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burping">Burping</a></strong>, also known as belching, ructus, or eructation involves the release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth. It is usually accompanied with a typical sound and at times an odor.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The noises commonly associated with <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence">flatulence</a></strong> are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks. The sound varies depending on the tightness of the sphincter muscle and velocity of the gas being propelled, as well as other factors such as water and body fat.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Keystone Light is always smooth, even when you&#8217;re not</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keystone beer is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price and popularity amongst college-aged individuals, it is often considered a cheap beer or, when purchased in case-form, a &#8216;dirty thirty&#8217;. Keystone Light has an alcohol [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystone_%28beer_brand%29">Keystone beer</a></strong> is a product of the Coors Brewing Company in Golden, Colorado. It was first introduced in Chico, California in September of 1989. Due to its relatively low price and popularity amongst college-aged individuals, it is often considered a cheap beer or, when purchased in case-form, a &#8216;dirty thirty&#8217;. Keystone Light has an alcohol content 5.0% ABV.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>More prevalent applications of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluetooth">Bluetooth</a></strong> include: Wireless control of and communication between a mobile phone and a hands-free headset or car kit. This was one of the earliest applications to become popular.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Refreshing Brahma beer extinguishes voodoo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brahma is a Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. The brands are now owned by the Company InBev; formed by a merger between Companhia de Bebidas das AmÃ©ricas AmBev; and Interbrew. It is famous for its innovative advertising which has won many awards at festivals such as [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma_%28beer%29">Brahma</a></strong> is a Brazilian beer, originally made by the Companhia Cervejaria Brahma which was founded in 1888. The brands are now owned by the Company InBev; formed by a merger between Companhia de Bebidas das AmÃ©ricas AmBev; and Interbrew. It is famous for its innovative advertising which has won many awards at festivals such as Cannes.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>In folk-magic and witchcraft, a <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppet">poppet</a></strong> is a doll made to represent a person, for casting spells on that person (such as healing, fertility, or binding spells). These dolls may be fashioned from such materials as a carved root, grain or corn shafts, a fruit, paper, wax, a potato, clay, branches, or cloth stuffed with herbs. The intention is that whatever actions are performed upon the effigy will be transferred to the subject. This use of poppets is known as &#8220;image magic&#8221;. They are also known as Poppits and Pippies. Sometimes these dolls are mistakenly called &#8220;voodoo dolls&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Stay a little longer for a Carlton Midstrength</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Carlton &#038; United Beverages (formerly Carlton &#038; United Breweries) is an Australian brewing company based in Abbotsford, Melbourne, Victoria. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Foster&#8217;s Group. It produces many of Australia&#8217;s most successful beverages, including Australia&#8217;s most popular beer, Victoria Bitter. Sheds vary considerably in the complexity of their construction and their [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_%26_United_Beverages">Carlton &#038; United Beverages</a></strong> (formerly Carlton &#038; United Breweries) is an Australian brewing company based in Abbotsford, Melbourne, Victoria. It is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Foster&#8217;s Group. It produces many of Australia&#8217;s most successful beverages, including Australia&#8217;s most popular beer, Victoria Bitter.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shed">Sheds</a></strong> vary considerably in the complexity of their construction and their size, from small open-sided tin-roofed structures to large wood-framed sheds with shingled roofs, windows, and electrical outlets.</p>
<p>In Australia and New Zealand the term shed can be used to refer to any building that is not a residence and which is open at the ends or sides. Australia&#8217;s passion for sheds is documented in Mark Thomson&#8217;s Blokes and Sheds.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Takeru Kobayashi inhales a Coors Light</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Takeru Kobayashi (å°æž—å°Š, Kobayashi Takeru) (b. March 15, 1978) is a Japanese competitive eater and a member of the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE). He held the world record for hot dog eating for nearly six years, and holds several other eating records, and is the second ranked eater in the world according to [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeru_Kobayashi">Takeru Kobayashi</a></strong> (å°æž—å°Š, Kobayashi Takeru) (b. March 15, 1978) is a Japanese competitive eater and a member of the International Federation of Competitive Eating (IFOCE). He held the world record for hot dog eating for nearly six years, and holds several other eating records, and is the second ranked eater in the world according to the International Federation of Competitive Eating.</p></blockquote>
<p>For more <a href="http://videoichiban.com/category/takeru-kobayashi/">Takeru Kobayashi</a> and <a href="http://videoichiban.com/category/competitive-eating/">competitive eating</a> chow down at <a href="http://videoichiban.com/">Video Ichiban</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coors_Brewing_Company">Coors</a></strong> Light, the &#8220;Silver Bullet&#8221;, a 4.2% abv beer first brewed in 1978 as a low calorie beer. It is Coors top selling brand, and the third-best selling beer in the United States. It has won several medals for &#8220;American-Style Light Beer&#8221; at the Great American Beer Festival, and is the official beer sponsor of the NFL and the NFL Network.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Gorton&#8217;s Beer Fish</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gorton&#8217;s of Gloucester is a subsidiary of the Japanese seafood conglomerate Nippon Suisan Kaisha, Ltd., producing fishsticks and other frozen seafood for the retail market in the United States. Gortonâ€™s also has a North American foodservice business which sells to fast-food restaurants such as McDonald&#8217;s, and an industrial coating ingredients operation. It has been headquartered [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorton%27s_of_Gloucester">Gorton&#8217;s of Gloucester</a></strong> is a subsidiary of the Japanese seafood conglomerate Nippon Suisan Kaisha, Ltd., producing fishsticks and other frozen seafood for the retail market in the United States. Gortonâ€™s also has a North American foodservice business which sells to fast-food restaurants such as McDonald&#8217;s, and an industrial coating ingredients operation. It has been headquartered in Gloucester, Massachusetts since 1849.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batter_%28cooking%29">Batter</a></strong> is a liquid mixture, usually based on one or more flours combined with liquids such as water, milk or beer. Egg is also a common component. Often a leavening agent is included in the mixture to aerate and fluff up the batter as it cooks (or the mixture may be naturally fermented for this purpose as well as to add flavour).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Michelob Ultra just got a little bit darker</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Michelob] takes its name from a speciality beer developed by Adolphus Busch in 1896 as a &#8220;draught beer for connoisseurs&#8221;. The early 21st century saw in the U.S. a demand for diet beer similar to that of the early 1970s, and in 2002 the Michelob line responded with the introduction of Michelob Ultra, advertised as [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelob">Michelob</a></strong>] takes its name from a speciality beer developed by Adolphus Busch in 1896 as a &#8220;draught beer for connoisseurs&#8221;. The early 21st century saw in the U.S. a demand for diet beer similar to that of the early 1970s, and in 2002 the Michelob line responded with the introduction of Michelob Ultra, advertised as being low in carbohydrates. Later Michelob Ultra Amber, a darker, more flavorful beer, was added to this sub-line.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>&#8216;<strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touch_football_%28American%29">Touch football</a></strong>&#8216; is a version of American football originally developed by the U.S. Navy in the 1940&#8242;s in which the players &#8220;tackle&#8221; the individual carrying the ball only by touching him [or her] with one or two hands, based on whether one is playing the one-hand touch or two-hand touch variety, as opposed to tackling him bodily to the ground or forcing a knee to touch the ground, as is normal in traditional rules versions of the game.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XL">Super Bowl XL</a></strong> was the 40th Super Bowl, the championship game of the National Football League (NFL). The game was played on February 5, 2006 at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan, following the 2005 regular season.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advertising_in_the_Super_Bowl">Super Bowl commercials</a></strong> are high-profile advertisements which air during the Super Bowl. Thirty seconds of advertising time cost $2.6 million due to the extremely large audience, typically over 90 million viewers.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Molson Canadian on the Moon</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to alcoholic beverages, Molson owns a 20% stake in the Montreal Canadiens, who historically have been the NHL&#8217;s most successful hockey team. They also sponsor the Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings. [Alan] Shepard smuggled a makeshift six iron golf club and [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In addition to alcoholic beverages, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson">Molson</a></strong> owns a 20% stake in the Montreal Canadiens, who historically have been the NHL&#8217;s most successful hockey team. They also sponsor the Ottawa Senators, Toronto Maple Leafs, Edmonton Oilers, Calgary Flames, Vancouver Canucks, Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[Alan] Shepard smuggled a makeshift six iron golf club and two golf balls to the moon on <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_14#Mission_notes">Apollo 14</a></strong>, and took several swings (one-handed, due to the limited flexibility of the EVA suit). He exuberantly, and somewhat whimsically, exclaimed that the second ball went &#8220;miles and miles and miles&#8221; in the lunar gravity, but later estimated it actually went 200 to 400 yards (180 to 365 meters).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Tooheys New Twist-Off</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tooheys New is a standard Australian lager and the most popular of the Tooheys&#8217; beers. It can be found on tap at almost any bar in New South Wales, although it is not so common in other states. It was first brewed in 1930. It was marketed in cans and bottles as Tooheys Draught, however [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooheys_New">Tooheys New</a></strong> is a standard Australian lager and the most popular of the Tooheys&#8217; beers. It can be found on tap at almost any bar in New South Wales, although it is not so common in other states. It was first brewed in 1930. It was marketed in cans and bottles as Tooheys Draught, however this was changed to Tooheys New in 1998 for consistency.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The height of the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottle_cap">crown cap</a></strong> was reduced and specified in the German standard DIN 6099 in the 1960s. This also defined the &#8220;twist-off&#8221; crown cap, now widely used in the United States and Australia. This bottle cap is pressed around screw threads instead of a flange. Such a bottle cap can be taken off merely by twisting the cap.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ray Liotta believes in better Heineken</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Heineken company was founded in 1864 when the 22-year-old Gerard Adriaan Heineken bought a brewery known as De Hooiberg (the haystack) in Amsterdam. In 1874 the brewery&#8217;s name changed to Heineken&#8217;s Bierbrouwerij Maatschappij, and opened a second brewery in Rotterdam in 1874. In 1886 Dr. H. Elion, a pupil of the French chemist Louis [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heineken_International">Heineken</a></strong> company was founded in 1864 when the 22-year-old Gerard Adriaan Heineken bought a brewery known as De Hooiberg (the haystack) in Amsterdam. In 1874 the brewery&#8217;s name changed to Heineken&#8217;s Bierbrouwerij Maatschappij, and opened a second brewery in Rotterdam in 1874. In 1886 Dr. H. Elion, a pupil of the French chemist Louis Pasteur, developed the &#8220;Heineken A-yeast&#8221; in the Heineken laboratory. This yeast is still the key ingredient of Heineken beer. In 1887 Heineken switched to the use of bottom-fermenting yeast.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>One of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Liotta">[Ray] Liotta</a></strong>&#8216;s earliest roles was as Joey Perrini on the daytime program Another World. He appeared on the show from 1978 to 1981. In 1987, he earned a Golden Globe nomination for his portrayal of a volatile ex-con in Jonathan Demme&#8217;s film Something Wild (1986) In 1990, Liotta portrayed real-life mobster Henry Hill in Martin Scorsese&#8217;s film Goodfellas, his most famous role to date. The film was nominated for six Academy Awards, including Best Picture.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Mooselight Tanning</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moosehead Breweries Limited, located in Saint John, New Brunswick, is Canada&#8217;s oldest independent brewery. The brewery was founded in 1867 by Susannah Oland and is still operated by the Oland family, now in the sixth generation of ownership, under Derek Oland. The Moosehead roster of beer consists of Moosehead Lager, Moosehead Light, Alpine Lager, Alpine [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moosehead">Moosehead</a></strong> Breweries Limited, located in Saint John, New Brunswick, is Canada&#8217;s oldest independent brewery. The brewery was founded in 1867 by Susannah Oland and is still operated by the Oland family, now in the sixth generation of ownership, under Derek Oland. The Moosehead roster of beer consists of Moosehead Lager, Moosehead Light, Alpine Lager, Alpine Light, Alpine Summit, Moosehead Pale Ale, Clancy&#8217;s Amber Ale, Moosehead Premium Dry and Moosehead Dry Ice, Ten-Penny Old Stock Ale, and Cold Filtered Light by Moosehead.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_beer#Light_beer">Light beer</a></strong> refers to beer which is reduced in alcohol content, or in calories, compared to &#8220;regular&#8221; beers. Light beers may be chosen by beer drinkers who wish to manage their alcohol consumption or their calorie intake; however, they are sometimes criticised for being less flavourful than full-strength beers, being (in perception or in fact) &#8220;watered down&#8221;.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homophobia">Homophobia</a></strong> (literally &#8220;fear of the equal&#8221;) is the irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals. It can also mean hatred, hostility, disapproval of, or prejudice towards homosexual people, sexual behavior, or cultures, and is generally used to insinuate bigotry.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Miller Lite Twist</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Essentially the first mainstream light beer, Miller Lite has a colorful history. After its first inception as &#8220;Gablinger&#8217;s Diet Beer,&#8221; which was created by the Rheingold Brewery in New York in 1967, the recipe was literally given by the inventor of the light beer process to one of Miller&#8217;s competing breweries, Chicago&#8217;s Meister Brau, which [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Essentially the first mainstream light beer, <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Lite">Miller Lite</a></strong> has a colorful history. After its first inception as &#8220;Gablinger&#8217;s Diet Beer,&#8221; which was created by the Rheingold Brewery in New York in 1967, the recipe was literally given by the inventor of the light beer process to one of Miller&#8217;s competing breweries, Chicago&#8217;s Meister Brau, which came out with the Meister Brau &#8220;Lite&#8221; brand in the early 70&#8242;s. When Miller acquired Meister Brau the recipe was reformulated and relaunched as &#8220;Miller Lite&#8221; in 1975, and heavily marketed using masculine pro sports players and other macho figures of the day in an effort to sell to the key beer-drinking male demographic. Miller&#8217;s approach worked where the two previous light beers had failed, and Miller&#8217;s early production totals of 12.8 million barrels quickly increased to 24.2 million barrels by 1977 as Miller rose to 2nd place in the American brewing marketplace. Other brewers responded, especially Anheuser-Busch with its heavily advertised Bud Light in 1982, which eventually overtook Lite in 1994. In 1992 light beer became the biggest domestic beer in America.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twist_%28dance%29">Twist</a></strong> was a rock and roll dance popular in the early 1960s named after the song that originated it, The Twist. It was the first major international rock and roll dance style in which the couples did not have to touch each other while dancing. It was arguably the product of a logical progression of popular hip-swiveling activities, from swing dances such as the Lindy, to the famous pelvic moves of Elvis Presley and other 1950s rock-and-roll stars, and even the late-1950s toy fad, the Hula Hoop.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Ringnes Lettøl cures Norwegian Inherited Stiffness Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 15:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ringnes is the largest brewer in Norway. It was founded in 1876 by brothers Amund and Ellef Ringnes (Amund was the brewer, Ellef the administrator and salesman) and financial director Axel Heiberg. The company&#8217;s brewery in the Grünerløkka district of Oslo produced its first beer in 1877. A well-known side effect of alcohol is lowering [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ringnes"><strong>Ringnes</strong></a> is the largest brewer in Norway. It was founded in 1876 by brothers Amund and Ellef Ringnes (Amund was the brewer, Ellef the administrator and salesman) and financial director Axel Heiberg. The company&#8217;s brewery in the Grünerløkka district of Oslo produced its first beer in 1877.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A well-known side <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effects_of_alcohol_on_the_body">effect of alcohol</a></strong> is lowering inhibitions. Areas of the brain responsible for planning and motor learning are dulled. A related effect, caused by even low levels of alcohol, is the tendency for people to become more animated in speech and movement. This is due to increased metabolism in areas of the brain associated with movement, such as the nigrostriatal pathway. This causes reward systems in the brain to become more active, and combined with reduced understanding of the consequences of their behavior, can induce people to behave in an uncharacteristically loud and cheerful manner.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>The <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jante_Law">Jante Law</a></strong> has become symbolic of what many see as a permeating cultural code in Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and other Nordic countries: it is frowned upon to appear to elevate oneself or claim to be better or smarter than others. Those who assert to the influence of the Jante Law often maintain that the values of the Danish and other Nordic welfare states can be credited to the persistence of the Jante Law, in particular their stress on social equality and their emphasis on fairness for all.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hibernating with Labatt Blue</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Labatt Brewing Company Ltd. is a Canadian beer company, founded by John Kinder Labatt in 1847 in London, Ontario. In 1995 it was purchased by Belgian brewer Interbrew, now known as InBev. Hibernation is a state of inactivity and metabolic depression in animals, characterized by lower body temperature, slower breathing, and lower metabolic rate. Hibernation [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labatt_Breweries"><strong>Labatt Brewing Company Ltd.</strong></a> is a Canadian beer company, founded by John Kinder Labatt in 1847 in London, Ontario. In 1995 it was purchased by Belgian brewer Interbrew, now known as InBev.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibernation"><strong>Hibernation</strong></a> is a state of inactivity and metabolic depression in animals, characterized by lower body temperature, slower breathing, and lower metabolic rate. Hibernation conserves energy, especially during winter. Hibernation may last several days or weeks depending on species, ambient temperature, and time of year. The typical winter season for a hibernator is characterized by periods of hibernation interrupted by sporadic euthermic arousals wherein body temperature is restored to typical values. Hibernation allows animals to conserve energy during the winter when food is short. During hibernation, animals drastically lower their metabolism so as to tap energy reserves stored as body fat at a slower rate.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Enjoy Life, with Miller High Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 23:19:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This beer was put on the market in 1903 and is Miller Brewing&#8216;s oldest brand. Miller High Life can be considered the forerunner of the modern American lager beers. High Life is grouped under the pilsner category of beers, although it has slightly less alcohol than European pilsners, at 4.7% ABV. The prevailing slogan on [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>This beer was put on the market in 1903 and is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_Brewing_Company"><strong>Miller Brewing</strong></a>&#8216;s oldest brand. Miller High Life can be considered the forerunner of the modern American lager beers. High Life is grouped under the pilsner category of beers, although it has slightly less alcohol than European pilsners, at 4.7% ABV. The prevailing slogan on current packaging is &#8220;The Champagne of Beers&#8221;, which is an adaptation of its long standing slogan &#8220;The Champagne of Bottled Beers&#8221;. It was originally available in miniature champagne bottles and was one of the premier high end beers in the country for many years.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Fishing with Hahn Premium Light</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Hahn Brewery] was originally a brewer of premium beers, including Hahn Premium and Hahn Premium Light. The 1991 recession resulted in reduced demand, and forced a rethink of this policy. A more mainstream beer called Sydney Bitter was produced, with reasonable success. Venice is world-famous for its canals. It is built on an archipelago of [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hahn_Brewery"><strong>Hahn Brewery</strong></a>] was originally a brewer of premium beers, including Hahn Premium and Hahn Premium Light. The 1991 recession resulted in reduced demand, and forced a rethink of this policy. A more mainstream beer called Sydney Bitter was produced, with reasonable success.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venice"><strong>Venice</strong></a> is world-famous for its canals. It is built on an archipelago of 122 islands formed by about 150 canals in a shallow lagoon. The islands on which the city is built are connected by about 400 bridges. In the old center, the canals serve the function of roads, and every form of transport is on water or on foot.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Molson Canadian chasing beaver</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Molson Canada is North America&#8217;s oldest brewery. It is a business division under the Molson Coors Brewing Company. Molson Canada has 3500 employees at various locations across Canada, including breweries in Vancouver, Edmonton, Creemore, Toronto, Montreal and St. John&#8217;s. A sexual innuendo is a remark or question, typically disparaging, that works obliquely by allusion. The [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson"><strong>Molson Canada</strong></a> is North America&#8217;s oldest brewery. It is a business division under the Molson Coors Brewing Company. Molson Canada has 3500 employees at various locations across Canada, including breweries in Vancouver, Edmonton, Creemore, Toronto, Montreal and St. John&#8217;s.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A sexual <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innuendo"><strong>innuendo</strong></a> is a remark or question, typically disparaging, that works obliquely by allusion. The intention is often to insult or accuse someone in such a way that one&#8217;s words, taken literally, are innocent. Innuendo can make use of, but is by no means restricted to, double entendre (note that doubles entendres can be unintentional, while innuendo is always intentional).</p></blockquote>
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		<title>How to hold your Red Stripe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 00:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A stubby is the general term for short glass bottles used for beer. Stubbies are shorter and fatter than longneck bottles and therefore pack into a smaller space for transporting. The bottles are sometimes made with thick glass so that the bottle can be cleaned and reused before being recycled. Red Stripe beer from Jamaica [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_bottle#Stubby"><strong>stubby</strong></a> is the general term for short glass bottles used for beer. Stubbies are shorter and fatter than longneck bottles and therefore pack into a smaller space for transporting. The bottles are sometimes made with thick glass so that the bottle can be cleaned and reused before being recycled. Red Stripe beer from Jamaica uses the stubby bottle.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Hahn Beer Cannonball</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hahn Brewery was established by Dr Charles &#8220;Chuck&#8221; Hahn in 1986 at an old factory site in the suburb of Camperdown in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. [A bubble bath], less ambiguously known as a foam bath, can be obtained by adding a product containing foaming surfactants to water and temporarily aerating it by agitation [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hahn_Brewery"><strong>Hahn Brewery</strong></a> was established by Dr Charles &#8220;Chuck&#8221; Hahn in 1986 at an old factory site in the suburb of Camperdown in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>[A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_bath"><strong>bubble bath</strong></a>], less ambiguously known as a foam bath, can be obtained by adding a product containing foaming surfactants to water and temporarily aerating it by agitation (often merely by the fall of water from a faucet). The practice is popular for personal bathing because the foam insulates the bath water, keeping it warm for longer, and (as a lime soap dispersant) prevents or reduces deposits on the bath tub at and below the water level (called &#8220;bathtub ring&#8221; and soap scum, respectively) produced by soap and hard water. It can also keep the body of the bather from being visible, preserving modesty while giving the appearance that a performer who is actually clothed is tub-bathing normally. Children find foam baths particularly amusing, so they are an inducement to get them into the bathtub.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>&#8220;Nothing like a picnic with cool Stag Beer&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/05/02/nothing-like-a-picnic-with-cool-stag-beer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 23:19:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Quincy Magoo [better known as Mr. Magoo] is a cartoon character created by John Hubley in 1949, for UPA. Hubley based the character on his former professor Francis Peabody Magoun, who bore some physical resemblance to the character. Voiced by Jim Backus (also famed in popular culture for his role as Thurston Howell III [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Mr. Quincy Magoo [better known as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Magoo"><strong>Mr. Magoo</strong></a>] is a cartoon character created by John Hubley in 1949, for UPA. Hubley based the character on his former professor Francis Peabody Magoun, who bore some physical resemblance to the character. Voiced by Jim Backus (also famed in popular culture for his role as Thurston Howell III in the 1960s sitcom Gilligan&#8217;s Island), Quincy Magoo is a wealthy, short-statured retiree who gets into a series of sticky situations as a result of his nearsightedness, compounded by his stubborn refusal to admit the problem, in which the affected people (or animals) think that he is a lunatic, rather than just being near-sighted.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pabst_Brewing_Company"><strong>Pabst Brewing Company</strong></a> is an American company founded in 1844 by Jacob Best. Best known for Pabst Blue Ribbon beer [as well as Stag, a pale lager], it is historically associated with Milwaukee, Wisconsin where it was founded, although its corporate headquarters are currently in Woodridge, Illinois. Pabst retains a datacenter in San Antonio, Texas, the previous location of its headquarters. In 1999, the Pabst Brewing Company began transferring its production to Miller Brewing Company on a contract basis. In 2001, it closed its last brewery in Allentown, Pennsylvania.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Heineken Superheroes</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/27/heineken-superheroes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heineken Brewery (Heineken Brouwerijen) is a Dutch brewing company, founded in 1864 by Gerard Adriaan Heineken in Amsterdam. As of 2006, Heineken owns over 130 breweries in more than 65 countries and employs approximately 64,000 people. It brews and sells more than 170 international premium, regional, local and specialty beers, including Cruzcampo, Tiger Beer, ?ywiec, [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heineken_Brewery"><strong>Heineken Brewery</strong></a> (Heineken Brouwerijen) is a Dutch brewing company, founded in 1864 by Gerard Adriaan Heineken in Amsterdam. As of 2006, Heineken owns over 130 breweries in more than 65 countries and employs approximately 64,000 people. It brews and sells more than 170 international premium, regional, local and specialty beers, including Cruzcampo, Tiger Beer, ?ywiec, Starobrno, Zagorka, Birra Moretti, Ochota, Murphy’s, Star and of course Heineken Pilsener. Heineken claims that the original Heineken recipe has not changed since the beer was first produced nearly 150 years ago.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>A <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superhero"><strong>superhero</strong></a> is a fictional character who is noted for feats of courage and nobility, who usually possesses abilities beyond those of normal human beings. Many superheroes have a colorful and distinctive name and costume. A female superhero is sometimes called a superheroine.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Billy Dee Williams talks about Colt 45</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/19/billy-dee-williams-talks-about-colt-45/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2007 00:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Colt 45 is a brand of beer (or malt liquor) introduced by National Bohemian and currently brewed by Pabst Brewing Company and G. Heileman Brewing Company in Texas. The alcohol by volume is not listed on the container but is reported in the 5.6% to 6.1% range. In Canada, it is listed at 8%. According [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colt_45_%28malt_liquor%29"><strong>Colt 45</strong></a> is a brand of beer (or malt liquor) introduced by National Bohemian and currently brewed by Pabst Brewing Company and G. Heileman Brewing Company in Texas. The alcohol by volume is not listed on the container but is reported in the 5.6% to 6.1% range. In Canada, it is listed at 8%.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>According to a study by Charles R. Drew University of Medicine and Science in California, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malt_liquor"><strong>malt liquor</strong></a> is the alcohol of choice of the homeless and unemployed.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Dee_Williams"><strong>Billy Dee Williams</strong></a> (born William December Williams Jr. on April 6, 1937 in New York City) is an American actor who for a period in the 1970s rivaled Sidney Poitier as the most popular African-American actor in American film. Williams graduated from Manhattan&#8217;s School of Performing Arts.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Red Stripe Don&#8217;t Throw Eggs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Red Stripe is a Jamaican lager-style beer whose logo is a bold, diagonal red stripe. It was originally brewed by the Desnoes and Geddes company (founded by Kingston natives Eugene Desnoes and Thomas Geddes) as early as 1928, but in 1993, that company was purchased by the huge multinational makers of Guinness, Diageo. It is [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Stripe"><strong>Red Stripe</strong></a> is a Jamaican lager-style beer whose logo is a bold, diagonal red stripe. It was originally brewed by the Desnoes and Geddes company (founded by Kingston natives Eugene Desnoes and Thomas Geddes) as early as 1928, but in 1993, that company was purchased by the huge multinational makers of Guinness, Diageo. It is 4.7% alcohol by volume.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>I am Molson Canadian</title>
		<link>http://commercialheaven.com/2007/04/15/i-am-molson-canadian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 13:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2000 Molson attracted a great deal of media attention with its &#8220;I Am Canadian&#8221; advertising campaign. The original sixty second commercial of Joe Canada tried to define what it means to be Canadian based on many light-hearted and stereotypical images of Canada. This campaign generated a huge amount of publicity and received a Bronze [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>In 2000 <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molson"><strong>Molson</strong></a> attracted a great deal of media attention with its &#8220;I Am Canadian&#8221; advertising campaign. The original sixty second commercial of Joe Canada tried to define what it means to be Canadian based on many light-hearted and stereotypical images of Canada. This campaign generated a huge amount of publicity and received a Bronze Lion award at the international advertising awards in Cannes, France. Since then, Molson has transitioned from their old advertising agency Bensimon Byrne in favour of another Toronto based shop, Zig.inc</p></blockquote>
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